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(Flyweight) Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Monday, May 18, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hammers Dorkness 2 with a commanding hook to the ribs.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hurts Dorkness 2 with a pair of blows to the chest!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit grazes Dorkness 2 with a series of solid shots to the mouth.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit catches Dorkness 2 with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Blue Bonnet Bandit ducks.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit punches Dorkness 2 with a barrage of blows to the mouth!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a series of vicious shots to the chin.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit thumps Dorkness 2 with a right to the head.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit pops Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the eye. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit wakes up the fans with a hard jab to the eye.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit pokes Dorkness 2 with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 2 clocks Blue Bonnet Bandit with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Blue Bonnet Bandit sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit takes charge with a solid roundhouse to the ribs.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a volley of mean shots to the eye. Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 63 of 65 punches.

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Blue Bonnet Bandit doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Blue Bonnet Bandit hurts Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit annoys Dorkness 2 with a nice straight right to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a sweeping right to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 covers up.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a volley of powerful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit annoys Dorkness 2 with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 punches Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Blue Bonnet Bandit sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a pair of punches to the temple.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smashes Dorkness 2 with a mean jab to the jaw.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit connects with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but Blue Bonnet Bandit ducks.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pummels Dorkness 2 with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit thumps Dorkness 2 with a pair of loud shots to the mouth. Dorkness 2 gets mad!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit shakes Dorkness 2 with a pair of blows to the temple.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit clocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of shots to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 61 of 63 punches.

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Blue Bonnet Bandit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Blue Bonnet Bandit punches Dorkness 2 with a heavy left to the mouth. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a right to the chest. Blue Bonnet Bandit backpedals to his own corner.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit annoys Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smacks Dorkness 2 with a series of commanding punches to the jaw!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit whacks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits Dorkness 2 with a quick sweeping right to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 2 grazes Blue Bonnet Bandit with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a jab to the jaw. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Blue Bonnet Bandit hides behind his gloves.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit attacks with a volley of powerful shots to the chest. Dorkness 2 laughs!
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit pokes Dorkness 2 with a pair of stiff punches to the eye!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pummels Dorkness 2 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit attacks with a left to the stomach.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit smashes Dorkness 2 with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 64 of 67 punches.

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Blue Bonnet Bandit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit grazes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smacks Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 2 fires a uppercut to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 2 staggers Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of hard punches to the chest!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a barrage of shots to the face.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit takes charge with a flurry of hard punches to the chin!! Dorkness 2 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 2 smacks Blue Bonnet Bandit with a hook to the stomach. Blue Bonnet Bandit beats a hasty retreat.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit whacks Dorkness 2 with a series of loud blows to the nose.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a barrage of punches to the mouth! Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Blue Bonnet Bandit ties him up.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits Dorkness 2 with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth!
-Dorkness 2 attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but misses.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a series of off balance blows to the chin.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 22 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 62 of 62 punches.

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Blue Bonnet Bandit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a pair of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pummels Dorkness 2 with a wild right to the jaw. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Blue Bonnet Bandit beats a hasty retreat.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit pokes Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a left to the mouth.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit clocks Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the eye. Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a pair of shots to the temple!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hammers Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 2 jars Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of punches to the ribs. Blue Bonnet Bandit sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit tosses a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit slams Dorkness 2 with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Blue Bonnet Bandit narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Blue Bonnet Bandit sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit scores with a cross to the jaw. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit catches Dorkness 2 with a jab to the nose.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of stinging blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 40 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 64 of 64 punches.

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Blue Bonnet Bandit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a left to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit tags Dorkness 2 with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit connects with a volley of hard punches to the head!!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit wakes up the fans with a jab to the stomach.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit jolts Dorkness 2 with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pummels Dorkness 2 with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Blue Bonnet Bandit backs out of it.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 fires a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit solidly lands a series of strong shots to the jaw.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lashes out with a series of punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of nice shots to the chest!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a series of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pounds Dorkness 2 with a flurry of wild blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Blue Bonnet Bandit sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 36 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 54 of 68 punches.

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Blue Bonnet Bandit grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Blue Bonnet Bandit grazes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of left hooks to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit tattoos Dorkness 2 with a heavy jab to the chin.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit scores with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a volley of punches to the head. Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit thumps Dorkness 2 with a jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a left cross to the eye, but Blue Bonnet Bandit steps aside.
+Dorkness 2 stuns Blue Bonnet Bandit with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a flurry of punches to the nose. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of crosses to the temple, but Blue Bonnet Bandit ties him up.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of right crosses to the head, but Blue Bonnet Bandit deftly avoits it.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit pounds Dorkness 2 with a left to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Blue Bonnet Bandit with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
Dorkness 2 lands a vicious right hook and Blue Bonnet Bandit staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Blue Bonnet Bandit struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 2 backs up Blue Bonnet Bandit with a volley of light uppercuts to the temple!! Blue Bonnet Bandit sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a barrage of punches to the head. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a series of blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 33 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 63 of 63 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 68-64


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Blue Bonnet Bandit grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 2 is brawling. (inside)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 2 tags Blue Bonnet Bandit with a pair of shots to the nose. Blue Bonnet Bandit backpedals to his own corner.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit solidly lands a hook to the chin. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of powerful punches to the head.
+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a stiff cross to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Blue Bonnet Bandit leaps aside.
-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Blue Bonnet Bandit narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Blue Bonnet Bandit quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 2 fires a series of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 49 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 77-74


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue Bonnet Bandit grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of crosses to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit shakes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of painful punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a left to the mouth, but misses.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of right blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with Blue Bonnet Bandit with an illegal rabbit punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Blue Bonnet Bandit with a volley of painful shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 30 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 86-84


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue Bonnet Bandit grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 2 is brawling. (inside)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Blue Bonnet Bandit belts Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the temple!
+Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of stiff punches to the head. Blue Bonnet Bandit hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of blows to the mouth, but Blue Bonnet Bandit ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the head, but Blue Bonnet Bandit backs out of it.
+Dorkness 2 clocks Blue Bonnet Bandit with a pair of commanding shots to the face. Blue Bonnet Bandit doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of loud shots to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of blows to the nose, but Blue Bonnet Bandit steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 47 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 95-94


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue Bonnet Bandit grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 2 is brawling. (inside)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pops Dorkness 2 with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 2 scores with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smacks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit connects with a barrage of punches to the eye. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a straight right to the stomach. Dorkness 2 covers up.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Blue Bonnet Bandit ducks.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit whacks Dorkness 2 with a strong straight right to the jaw.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit annoys Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the chin!!
+Dorkness 2 hits with a painful left to the stomach. Blue Bonnet Bandit ignores it.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit attacks with a glancing right to the eye!!
-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit nails Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 2 throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit jolts Dorkness 2 with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit attacks with a series of solid punches to the nose.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hammers Dorkness 2 with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 39 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 61 of 61 punches.

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 105-103


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue Bonnet Bandit is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Blue Bonnet Bandit takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Dorkness 2 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 2 clocks Blue Bonnet Bandit with a barrage of glancing blows to the nose. Blue Bonnet Bandit doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Blue Bonnet Bandit with a pair of uppercuts to the nose. Blue Bonnet Bandit covers up.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Blue Bonnet Bandit beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses Blue Bonnet Bandit with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 29 punches, and Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 114-113


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue Bonnet Bandit is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 2: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 3: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 4: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 5: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 6: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Total Score: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 2: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 3: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 4: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 5: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 6: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Total Score: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 114-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 2: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 3: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 4: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 5: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 6: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Total Score: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 114-113

Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder wins by decision!