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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, May 16, 2020 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Terry Tough Guy Stunner!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Stunner moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... +Stunner solidly lands a series of punches to the head. Noodle quickly recovers. +Noodle drills Stunner with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle connects with a flurry of nice blows to the face. +Stunner tosses a pair of hard punches to the chin. ... ... +Stunner grazes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Stunner hits with a pair of quick punches to the chest. +Noodle punches Stunner with a pair of off balance punches to the eye. -Stunner probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle covers himself well. ... +Noodle wallops Stunner with a jab to the nose. Stunner gets mad! ... +Stunner grazes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... +Stunner thumps Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the nose! ... +Stunner scores with a volley of solid punches to the eye. +Stunner slams Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw. Noodle grimaces in pain. +Stunner clocks Noodle with a volley of furious shots to the mouth. -Stunner tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle narrowly avoids it +Noodle lashes out with a light roundhouse to the chin. -Stunner launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Noodle narrowly avoids it + The fighters swap punches to the mouth. ... + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Noodle scores with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw! +Stunner smashes Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. ... +Stunner punches Noodle with a furious jab to the chest. +Stunner clocks Noodle with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. ... -Stunner launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but Noodle ducks. ... ... ... +Noodle tosses a quick jab to the nose! Stunner laughs! + The fighters swap punches to the nose. ... +Stunner fires a volley of stiff punches to the face. Noodle falls against the ropes! ... +Noodle pounds Stunner with a flurry of stiff punches to the face. +Noodle hurts Stunner with a sweeping right to the jaw. ... ... +Noodle annoys Stunner with a series of punches to the chin. +Stunner wallops Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. BELL According to the commentator: Terry Tough Guy Stunner landed 73 of 102 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 53 of 61 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Stunner doesn't even want to rest! Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Stunner throws everything he's got! (all-out) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... ... ... +Noodle pokes Stunner with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus!! Stunner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Noodle lands a beautiful blow to the head and Stunner falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Stunner can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Noodle is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!