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(Light-Heavyweight) LH Dork Boom I defeated Oyster Sauce Chicken by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Friday, May 15, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is LH Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Oyster Sauce Chicken!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chicken probes with a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Boom I tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Chicken backs out of it.
+Chicken attacks with a barrage of combinations to the head.
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+Boom I catches Chicken with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I scores with a mean hook to the solar plexus.
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+Chicken tags Boom I with a pair of strong blows to the face. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Chicken fires a pair of heavy combinations to the face.
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+Chicken connects with a series of light punches to the nose.
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+Boom I smashes Chicken with a pair of quick shots to the ribs. Chicken sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken hits Boom I with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 17 of 24 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 23 of 35 punches.

Oyster Sauce Chicken won the round 10-9

Oyster Sauce Chicken is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Chicken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I annoys Chicken with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chicken annoys Boom I with a barrage of nasty combinations to the eye.
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+Boom I tattoos Chicken with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of combinations to the chest, but Chicken ducks just in time.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken connects with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw.
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+Chicken connects with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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-Chicken paws a series of left combinations to the head, but to no avail.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chicken attacks with a volley of left combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 13 of 25 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 18 of 31 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Chicken is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chicken lashes out with a combination to the temple, but Boom I backs out of it.
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-Chicken probes with a left hook to the nose, but Boom I ducks.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a left uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Chicken tattoos Boom I with a flurry of furious punches to the chin!
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-Boom I probes with a hook to the ribs, but Chicken deftly avoits it.
-Chicken attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I jars Chicken with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Chicken clocks Boom I with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I annoys Chicken with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Chicken jars Boom I with a pair of glancing combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 15 of 26 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 16 of 31 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 29-28


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Chicken looks exhausted.



ROUND 4

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Chicken probes with a left right to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Boom I fires a pair of punches to the stomach. Chicken beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I punches Chicken with a barrage of furious combinations to the chest. Chicken quickly recovers.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Boom I attacks with a series of nice shots to the ribs. Chicken hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Chicken tries a jab to the nose, but Boom I covers himself well.
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+Boom I throws a commanding roundhouse to the chest.
Boom I lands a well placed hook and Chicken goes over backwards!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I thumps Chicken with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
Boom I lands a powerful hook and Chicken bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
LH Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chicken can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oyster Sauce Chicken 10-9
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oyster Sauce Chicken 10-9
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9

LH Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!