Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Saturday, May 9, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Neuman pummels Slugger 99 with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Neuman covers himself well.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman tags Slugger 99 with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 23 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Neuman rocks Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Neuman probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Slugger 99 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman hurts Slugger 99 with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Slugger 99 probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Neuman throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Slugger 99 covers himself well.
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-Slugger 99 tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Slugger 99 catches Neuman with a flurry of punches to the chest. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman wallops Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 34 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman throws a series of nasty shots to the ribs. Slugger 99 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Slugger 99 fires a barrage of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Neuman connects with a series of blows to the chest!
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-Slugger 99 launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Slugger 99 staggers Neuman with a pair of strong shots to the chest.
+Neuman hits with a volley of painful punches to the chest. Slugger 99 quickly recovers.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 31 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 7 of 23 punches.
Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 29-28
Neuman is obviously tired.
Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)
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+Slugger 99 pummels Neuman with a nasty right to the mouth.
Slugger 99 lands a decisive right uppercut and Neuman is knocked down!!
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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger 99 stuns Neuman with a pair of shots to the mouth.
Slugger 99 lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Neuman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Neuman looks exhausted.
Slugger 99 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!
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