Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Monday, April 27, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a series of punches to the chin.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit scores with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pops Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a mean straight right to the chin.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit thumps Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the temple!
-Dorkness 2 paws a uppercut to the chest, but Blue Bonnet Bandit takes it in the forearms.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 seems wobbly!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit stuns Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a off balance jab to the jaw.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit punches Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 2 pokes Blue Bonnet Bandit with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit scores with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 2 hits Blue Bonnet Bandit with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 64 of 64 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 10-9
Blue Bonnet Bandit doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Blue Bonnet Bandit catches Dorkness 2 with a barrage of shots to the nose. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit backs up Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a jab to the nose.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit jars Dorkness 2 with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit drills Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a volley of right blows to the chest, but Blue Bonnet Bandit ties him up.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a pair of solid punches to the nose!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit punches Dorkness 2 with a pair of solid punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hurts Dorkness 2 with a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smashes Dorkness 2 with a jab to the eye. Dorkness 2 covers up.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit strikes with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 59 of 61 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 20-18
Blue Bonnet Bandit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Blue Bonnet Bandit jars Dorkness 2 with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit thumps Dorkness 2 with a cross to the head.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit pokes Dorkness 2 with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a off balance hook to the stomach.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit pounds Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a light jab to the eye. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Blue Bonnet Bandit drills Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit jolts Dorkness 2 with a series of nice punches to the head. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit belts Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Blue Bonnet Bandit with a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit solidly lands a powerful straight right to the solar plexus.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit punches Dorkness 2 with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
-Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a left jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 56 of 58 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 30-27
Blue Bonnet Bandit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits Dorkness 2 with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hammers Dorkness 2 with a volley of heavy punches to the head!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit shakes Dorkness 2 with a stiff straight right to the ribs.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Blue Bonnet Bandit escapes.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit tosses a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Blue Bonnet Bandit with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. Blue Bonnet Bandit sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Blue Bonnet Bandit blocks.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit stuns Dorkness 2 with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a pair of punches to the eye!!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit grazes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the face. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit scores with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw!
-Blue Bonnet Bandit charges with a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit staggers Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the chest.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit clocks Dorkness 2 with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth!
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a cross to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 52 of 64 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 40-36
Blue Bonnet Bandit grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit suprises Dorkness 2 with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!!
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-Dorkness 2 throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but Blue Bonnet Bandit stays away from it.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smacks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit annoys Dorkness 2 with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a right uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit wallops Dorkness 2 with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 2 tattoos Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of nice shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 2 hits Blue Bonnet Bandit with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit tags Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit stuns Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the head.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a glancing jab to the eye.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of solid punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 is hurt!
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Blue Bonnet Bandit hides behind his gloves.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 clocks Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of quick shots to the chest!!
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 54 of 66 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 40 punches.
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 50-45
Blue Bonnet Bandit is obviously tired.
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Blue Bonnet Bandit lands a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a series of nasty punches to the chest.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit tags Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit stuns Dorkness 2 with a barrage of strong blows to the head.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth. Dorkness 2 shakes his head to clear it.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Blue Bonnet Bandit attempts a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Blue Bonnet Bandit quickly backs away.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit shakes Dorkness 2 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit annoys Dorkness 2 with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Blue Bonnet Bandit takes it in the forearms.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 2 belts Blue Bonnet Bandit with a flurry of light punches to the chest!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit throws a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit connects with a strong right to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Blue Bonnet Bandit leaps aside.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit fires a stinging jab to the head.
Blue Bonnet Bandit tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit belts Dorkness 2 with a series of light punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder landed 52 of 59 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 41 punches.
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder won the round 10-9
Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder is winning the fight 60-54
Blue Bonnet Bandit is obviously tired.
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Blue Bonnet Bandit is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Dorkness 2 fires Blue Bonnet Bandit with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
+Dorkness 2 hurts Blue Bonnet Bandit with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit tosses a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit nails Dorkness 2 with a jab to the stomach!!
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit connects with a volley of stinging blows to the chin.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits with a flurry of quick punches to the head! Dorkness 2 gets mad!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit connects with a volley of hard punches to the jaw. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a stinging punch to the nose!
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Blue Bonnet Bandit takes it in the forearms.
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+Blue Bonnet Bandit hits Dorkness 2 with a series of loud punches to the chest!!
+Blue Bonnet Bandit catches Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the head. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 2 hurts Blue Bonnet Bandit with a barrage of furious crosses to the head.
Dorkness 2 lands a tremendous left punch in the nose and Blue Bonnet Bandit hurtles to the canvas!!
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Blue Bonnet Bandit struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkness 2 pokes Blue Bonnet Bandit with a barrage of stinging shots to the mouth.
+Blue Bonnet Bandit smashes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of loud punches to the face. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Dorkness 2 tags Blue Bonnet Bandit with a series of punches to the face.
Dorkness 2 lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Blue Bonnet Bandit drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blue Bonnet Bandit looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 2: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 3: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 4: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 5: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 6: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 2: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 3: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 4: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 5: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 6: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 2: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 3: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 4: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 5: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Round 6: Jethro "Blue Bonnet Bandit" Yoder 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!
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