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(Flyweight) Flash O'Conner defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Monday, April 20, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Flash O'Conner!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Conner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Conner with a pair of nasty blows to the ribs. Conner backpedals to his own corner.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conner connects with a pair of heavy shots to the chest.
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-Conner probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of off balance punches to the chest!
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+Conner lands a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Conner pummels Dorkness 2 with a barrage of nice blows to the chest!
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+Conner smacks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of quick shots to the ribs!!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flash O'Conner landed 18 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9


Conner doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Conner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conner takes charge with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 gets mad!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 punches Conner with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Conner probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Conner attacks with a volley of loud blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 staggers Conner with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
-Dorkness 2 tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Conner stuns Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flash O'Conner landed 17 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 24 punches.

Flash O'Conner won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Conner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Conner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Conner lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Conner wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Conner thumps Dorkness 2 with a volley of blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conner punches Dorkness 2 with a volley of glancing blows to the stomach.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conner slams Dorkness 2 with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
+Conner shakes Dorkness 2 with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 clocks Conner with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach!
-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Conner deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flash O'Conner landed 28 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Flash O'Conner won the round 10-9

Flash O'Conner is winning the fight 29-28


Conner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Conner throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Conner pops Dorkness 2 with a series of hard uppercuts to the temple.
+Conner connects with a barrage of shots to the jaw!
Conner lands a blood spattering hook and Dorkness 2 is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Flash O'Conner wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Conner can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose.

Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 2: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 3: Flash O'Conner 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 2: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 3: Flash O'Conner 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 2: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 3: Flash O'Conner 10-9

Flash O'Conner wins by a knockout!