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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, April 6, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I hurts Lord with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Boom I probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Lord steps aside.
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+Boom I punches Lord with a pair of combinations to the chin.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I lands a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Lord tosses a jab to the face.
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+Lord pummels Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the nose! Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I throws a volley of combinations to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Lord clocks Boom I with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Lord shakes Boom I with a volley of punches to the chin. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 25 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
-Boom I tries to land a series of right combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Lord whacks Boom I with a barrage of nice combinations to the stomach.
+Lord attacks with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs! Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord stays away from it.
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-Boom I fires a pair of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Lord grazes Boom I with a barrage of solid combinations to the stomach.
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+Boom I strikes with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus. Lord quickly recovers.
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+Lord thumps Boom I with a cross to the chest. Boom I is hurt!
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+Boom I slams Lord with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Lord catches Boom I with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Lord tosses a volley of vicious punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 46 of 49 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-19


Lord doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord pops Boom I with a heavy jab to the mouth. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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+Lord shakes Boom I with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Lord scores with a cross to the face!
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+Lord throws a barrage of loud punches to the jaw!! Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
+Lord shakes Boom I with a pair of commanding combinations to the eye.
+Lord hits Boom I with a flurry of nice combinations to the face.
+Boom I pokes Lord with a series of commanding combinations to the chest.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Lord pops Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Boom I gets mad!
-Boom I launches a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Lord pounds Boom I with a jab to the head. Boom I gets mad!
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+Lord shakes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Boom I lunges with a cross to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Lord nails Boom I with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!!
+Lord pounds Boom I with a barrage of vicious blows to the head. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Lord fires a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I whacks Lord with a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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+Lord wallops Boom I with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 57 of 57 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-28


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Boom I tries a left jab to the stomach, but misses.
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+Lord solidly lands a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Lord punches Boom I with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Lord tags Boom I with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lashes out with a left sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Boom I thumps Lord with a series of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
+Boom I fires a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Lord annoys Boom I with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Lord grazes Boom I with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Lord hits with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Lord catches Boom I with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 39 of 39 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 14 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 40-37


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord backs up Boom I with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I lashes out with a commanding cross to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of heavy combinations to the stomach.
+Lord hits Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
+Lord tattoos Boom I with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
+Boom I fires a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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+Boom I scores with a volley of heavy combinations to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries to land a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Lord stays away from it.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Lord punches Boom I with a roundhouse to the chest.
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+Lord belts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chest. Boom I seems wobbly!
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Lord throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 30 of 34 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 25 of 40 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-47


Lord is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Lord fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Lord rocks Boom I with a series of punches to the ribs!!
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+Boom I tags Lord with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord pops Boom I with a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Boom I stuns Lord with a pair of hard combinations to the ribs.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but Lord quickly backs away.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Lord narrowly avoids it
+Lord pops Boom I with a flurry of shots to the chest. Boom I seems wobbly!
+Lord jolts Boom I with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Boom I is hurt!
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+Boom I tosses a series of blows to the chest.
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+Lord jolts Boom I with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord backs up Boom I with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Boom I punches Lord with a volley of combinations to the stomach!! Lord is hurt!
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+Lord hurts Boom I with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Boom I pops Lord with a volley of furious shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 39 of 40 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 22 of 40 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 59-56


Lord is slowing down.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Boom I throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but misses.
+Boom I hits with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Lord fires a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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+Boom I slams Lord with a barrage of nice combinations to the stomach.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I launches a series of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Boom I hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord punches Boom I with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord tags Boom I with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I quickly recovers.
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+Lord lands a series of glancing punches to the stomach. Boom I covers up.
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+Lord hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Lord connects with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 20 of 38 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-66


Lord is slowing down.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord backs up Boom I with a volley of light combinations to the stomach. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lord attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but Boom I quickly backs away.
+Boom I smashes Lord with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Lord attacks with a stiff cross to the chest!!
-Boom I lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Lord tosses a flurry of punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lord hits Boom I with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I pummels Lord with a series of painful combinations to the ribs.
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-Lord tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Lord takes charge with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 42 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 15 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 78-75


Lord looks exhausted.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord hammers Boom I with a pair of wild punches to the nose!!
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+Lord pounds Boom I with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Boom I lunges with a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord blocks.
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+Boom I throws a pair of quick combinations to the chest.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
+Lord lands a cross to the eye. Boom I is hurt!
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+Boom I smacks Lord with a commanding cross to the ribs. Lord hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Lord launches a straight right to the jaw, but Boom I blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 18 of 25 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 26 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-85


Lord looks exhausted.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord jars Boom I with a series of painful combinations to the chin! Boom I laughs!
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+Boom I fires a series of combinations to the chest.
+Lord hurts Boom I with a flurry of punches to the head! Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
-Boom I attacks with a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Lord paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Lord scores with a pair of light punches to the face. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Boom I launches a straight right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I suprises Lord with a left to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 31 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 14 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 96-95


Lord looks exhausted.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord slams Boom I with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
+Boom I lands a nasty straight right to the temple.
Boom I lands a cruel right uppercut and Lord staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lord punches Boom I with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Lord staggers Boom I with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Boom I shakes Lord with a series of punches to the nose.
+Lord annoys Boom I with a flurry of loud blows to the eye.
+Lord attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Lord whacks Boom I with a pair of hard punches to the temple. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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+Boom I attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the face. Lord falls against the ropes!
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord hits Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord throws a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Boom I throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Lord blocks.
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+Lord backs up Boom I with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Lord hurts Boom I with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Lord shakes Boom I with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-Lord attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
+Boom I scores with a stiff straight right to the head.
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-Lord lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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+Lord belts Boom I with a powerful sweeping right to the mouth!
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-Lord throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 54 of 79 punches, and Straw Dork Boom I landed 17 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 105-104


Lord collapses limply onto his stool.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Boom I smacks Lord with a volley of light punches to the head.
+Boom I lashes out with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Lord blocks.
+Lord tags Boom I with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the face.
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-Lord attempts a cross to the mouth, but Boom I steps aside.
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+Boom I lands a flurry of stinging combinations to the jaw!
Boom I lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Lord bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lord receives medical attention from his trainer.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8

Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!