Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Mary Jane Rottencrotch and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos fought to a majority decision draw: 115-113, 114-114, 114-114.Match Friday, March 27, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 155 pounds (70 kilograms) is Darius "The Clap" Xanthos!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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+The Clap hits with a pair of hard feints to the mouth!
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but The Clap takes it in the forearms.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but The Clap covers himself well.
+The Clap backs up Rottencrotch with a volley of furious combinations to the nose.
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+The Clap hits with a loud shot to the stomach.
+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a furious jab to the chin. Rottencrotch shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Clap jolts Rottencrotch with a volley of furious shots to the stomach.
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+The Clap clocks Rottencrotch with a counter-punch to the solar plexus.
+The Clap pummels Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+The Clap hurts Rottencrotch with a series of vicious feints to the chin.
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Rottencrotch drills The Clap with a solid hook to the head. The Clap is hurt!
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+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a volley of mean combinations to the jaw.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but The Clap blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 16 of 30 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 50 of 50 punches.
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 10-9
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Clap doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
The Clap feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+The Clap backs up Rottencrotch with a series of nice feints to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a flurry of feints to the face. The Clap hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Rottencrotch fires a straight right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+The Clap jars Rottencrotch with a series of nasty shots to the head. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+The Clap tosses a series of stinging combinations to the head.
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+The Clap catches Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the head.
-The Clap lashes out with a volley of feints to the head, but goes wide.
+Rottencrotch scores with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch backs up The Clap with a painful jab to the jaw. The Clap backpedals to his own corner.
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+The Clap backs up Rottencrotch with a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch backs up The Clap with a barrage of wild punches to the chest. The Clap shakes his head to clear it.
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+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a pair of right shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Rottencrotch lands a strong roundhouse to the mouth. The Clap sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Rottencrotch hits The Clap with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest!
-Rottencrotch throws a left jab to the chest, but The Clap blocks.
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+The Clap fires a pair of painful feints to the eye. Rottencrotch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+The Clap tosses a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch gets mad!
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+The Clap clocks Rottencrotch with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a left to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Rottencrotch nails The Clap with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. The Clap backpedals to his own corner.
+The Clap hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 46 of 70 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 55 of 60 punches.
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 20-18
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Clap doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
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-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but The Clap stays away from it.
+The Clap hits with a quick combination to the chin.
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+The Clap pounds Rottencrotch with a pair of combinations to the chest.
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+The Clap grazes Rottencrotch with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+The Clap rocks Rottencrotch with a series of powerful shots to the nose!
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+The Clap fires a pair of commanding feints to the eye.
+The Clap stuns Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the head.
+The Clap hits with a pair of strong combinations to the eye.
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+The Clap drills Rottencrotch with a pair of stiff combinations to the jaw.
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+The Clap pops Rottencrotch with a volley of feints to the stomach.
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+The Clap strikes with a pair of painful combinations to the solar plexus!
-The Clap probes with a series of feints to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Clap annoys Rottencrotch with a volley of powerful feints to the nose. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Clap wallops Rottencrotch with a volley of furious feints to the chin.
+The Clap scores with a pair of nasty combinations to the jaw!! Rottencrotch doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Clap lands a series of vicious shots to the stomach.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but The Clap stays away from it.
+The Clap shakes Rottencrotch with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Rottencrotch is hurt!
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+The Clap fires a volley of punches to the nose.
-The Clap tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs! The Clap gets mad!
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch fires a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach!
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+The Clap connects with a vicious feint and then a cross to the eye. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
+Rottencrotch smacks The Clap with a uppercut to the chest.
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+The Clap hurts Rottencrotch with a series of mean combinations to the nose.
+The Clap fires a flurry of loud feints to the chin. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
+The Clap hits with a series of shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 24 of 39 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 77 of 86 punches.
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 30-27
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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+Rottencrotch wallops The Clap with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Clap throws a pair of painful combinations to the temple.
+Rottencrotch annoys The Clap with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of feints to the solar plexus, but The Clap steps aside and laughs.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Rottencrotch tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch hits The Clap with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Rottencrotch launches a cross to the solar plexus, but The Clap ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 17 of 37 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 6 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 39-37
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
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+The Clap strikes with a series of powerful feints to the solar plexus.
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+The Clap nails Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the chin.
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+The Clap jolts Rottencrotch with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
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+The Clap wallops Rottencrotch with a counter-punch to the solar plexus.
+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a pair of solid combinations to the eye.
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+The Clap slams Rottencrotch with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
+The Clap belts Rottencrotch with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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-The Clap charges with a volley of feints to the chin, but Rottencrotch steps aside and laughs.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Clap covers himself well.
+Rottencrotch clocks The Clap with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+The Clap attacks with a volley of wild punches to the face.
+The Clap lands a jab to the chest.
+The Clap annoys Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the nose. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a volley of mean shots to the ribs.
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+The Clap suprises Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but The Clap steps aside and laughs.
+The Clap suprises Rottencrotch with a volley of wild feints to the temple.
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+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a barrage of hard feints to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a volley of combinations to the chest.
-The Clap lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Rottencrotch deftly avoits it.
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-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but The Clap deftly avoits it.
+The Clap connects with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. Rottencrotch ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 40 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 74 of 83 punches.
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 49-46
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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+Rottencrotch fires a volley of quick punches to the chest!
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+The Clap smashes Rottencrotch with a combination to the chest. Rottencrotch is hurt!
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+Rottencrotch fires a painful left to the chest.
-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but The Clap hides behind his gloves.
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-Rottencrotch launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Clap stays away from it.
-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but The Clap beats a hasty retreat.
-Rottencrotch tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but The Clap backs out of it.
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+Rottencrotch tattoos The Clap with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 20 of 41 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 6 of 9 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 58-56
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
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-Rottencrotch tries a right roundhouse to the ribs, but falls short.
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+The Clap fires a volley of shots to the stomach. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-The Clap attempts a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Rottencrotch leaps aside.
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a pair of feints to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-The Clap probes with a right shot to the temple, but comes up empty.
+The Clap stuns Rottencrotch with a series of loud feints to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
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-The Clap tries a feint and then an uppercut to the head, but Rottencrotch backs out of it.
+The Clap shakes Rottencrotch with a volley of heavy feints to the head.
+The Clap throws a barrage of light feints to the nose. Rottencrotch doesn't seem bothered.
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-The Clap paws a series of left feints to the temple, but Rottencrotch beats a hasty retreat.
+Rottencrotch stuns The Clap with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Clap stuns Rottencrotch with a barrage of commanding feints to the stomach.
+The Clap tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
+The Clap takes charge with a barrage of mean shots to the temple.
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+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a pair of furious feints to the face!!
+Rottencrotch hammers The Clap with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+The Clap solidly lands a flurry of feints to the face.
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+The Clap nails Rottencrotch with a flurry of nasty combinations to the temple.
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+The Clap shakes Rottencrotch with a pair of quick punches to the mouth. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
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+The Clap punches Rottencrotch with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus!! Rottencrotch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 25 of 38 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 67 of 92 punches.
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 68-65
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a series of feints to the ribs.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but The Clap covers himself well.
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch smashes The Clap with a pair of blows to the chest. The Clap shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Clap smashes Rottencrotch with a pair of nice shots to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a powerful feint and then an uppercut to the ribs. The Clap retreats to the far corner.
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-Rottencrotch fires a series of punches to the ribs, but The Clap blocks.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Clap escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 24 of 50 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 6 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 77-75
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
-Rottencrotch tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but The Clap escapes.
+Rottencrotch pops The Clap with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a barrage of punches to the nose. The Clap shakes his head to clear it.
+Rottencrotch lands a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
+The Clap suprises Rottencrotch with a volley of strong feints to the mouth!
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+The Clap hits with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
+The Clap fires a wild counter-punch to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch tosses a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
+The Clap smashes Rottencrotch with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch throws a barrage of quick feints to the mouth!! The Clap sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Rottencrotch lands a volley of nice punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch rocks The Clap with a series of punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch throws a flurry of punches to the jaw. The Clap backpedals to his own corner.
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+The Clap attacks with a barrage of hard combinations to the face.
+The Clap hits with a series of feints to the temple.
+The Clap drills Rottencrotch with a volley of feints to the chin!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+The Clap throws a feint and then an uppercut to the eye. Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Rottencrotch throws a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+The Clap drills Rottencrotch with a barrage of shots to the mouth! Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+The Clap suprises Rottencrotch with a flurry of commanding shots to the jaw. Rottencrotch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Rottencrotch probes with a right right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Rottencrotch hammers The Clap with a pair of nasty combinations to the chest. The Clap is hurt!
-Rottencrotch lunges with a jab to the face, but The Clap takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch whacks The Clap with a series of punches to the mouth.
+The Clap slams Rottencrotch with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the jaw.
-Rottencrotch tries a barrage of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Rottencrotch jars The Clap with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+The Clap hammers Rottencrotch with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
+The Clap shakes Rottencrotch with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth. Rottencrotch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a glancing right to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch tattoos The Clap with a strong cross to the head.
+Rottencrotch staggers The Clap with a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
+The Clap throws a feint and then a jab to the temple.
+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 64 of 104 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 77 of 88 punches.
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 87-84
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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+Rottencrotch throws The Clap with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
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+Rottencrotch belts The Clap with a solid straight right to the chin.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but The Clap blocks.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch lands a series of quick punches to the face!
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Rottencrotch throws a series of left shots to the face, but The Clap steps aside and laughs.
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+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a flurry of hard shots to the nose.
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-Rottencrotch launches a jab to the head, but The Clap narrowly avoids it
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-Rottencrotch launches a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 16 of 37 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 6 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 96-94
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and fakes. (feinting)
-Rottencrotch launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+The Clap jolts Rottencrotch with a nice feint and then a jab to the temple. Rottencrotch covers up.
+Rottencrotch hits with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Rottencrotch lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but The Clap blocks.
+Rottencrotch tosses a light jab to the head!!
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+The Clap wakes up the fans with a combination to the stomach!
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+Rottencrotch drills The Clap with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+The Clap throws a pair of shots to the chest.
+Rottencrotch lands a series of mean punches to the chin.
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+The Clap takes charge with a volley of feints to the eye. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a flurry of hard feints to the temple.
+Rottencrotch pops The Clap with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+The Clap strikes with a volley of vicious feints to the chin. Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
-The Clap fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but The Clap leaps aside.
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-The Clap fires a pair of combinations to the nose, but Rottencrotch ducks.
+The Clap nails Rottencrotch with a pair of furious feints to the stomach.
-Rottencrotch throws a left to the eye, but falls short.
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-Rottencrotch launches a right roundhouse to the jaw, but The Clap steps aside.
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+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a jab to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch belts The Clap with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
+Rottencrotch stuns The Clap with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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+The Clap tosses a series of shots to the nose.
+Rottencrotch jolts The Clap with a series of punches to the stomach!
-Rottencrotch lunges with a right jab to the ribs, but The Clap steps aside.
-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of left feints to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Clap hits with a pair of painful feints to the chin.
-Rottencrotch launches a series of punches to the head, but The Clap takes it in the forearms.
+Rottencrotch whacks The Clap with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 67 of 104 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 54 of 67 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 105-104
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
+The Clap hits with a volley of punches to the temple. Rottencrotch ignores it.
+The Clap catches Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch hurts The Clap with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch throws a pair of solid feints to the nose!! The Clap seems wobbly!
+Rottencrotch connects with a volley of punches to the temple. The Clap shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a flurry of combinations to the face.
+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a flurry of vicious feints to the eye! Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+The Clap nails Rottencrotch with a nice feint and then an uppercut to the chest.
+Rottencrotch wallops The Clap with a light left to the face.
+Rottencrotch hits The Clap with a quick straight right to the ribs.
-Rottencrotch probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+The Clap belts Rottencrotch with a strong jab to the solar plexus!
+The Clap hammers Rottencrotch with a flurry of heavy shots to the head.
+Rottencrotch slams The Clap with a right to the nose.
+Rottencrotch hurts The Clap with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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-The Clap probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch lashes out with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
-Rottencrotch charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but The Clap steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
-The Clap attacks with a flurry of feints to the ribs, but Rottencrotch escapes.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a flurry of feints to the nose, but The Clap steps aside.
+Rottencrotch throws a barrage of painful feints to the head!!
+The Clap annoys Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch connects with a barrage of off balance shots to the nose.
+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+The Clap throws a wild counter-punch to the eye.
+Rottencrotch hammers The Clap with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch throws a series of light punches to the head.
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+The Clap pops Rottencrotch with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
-The Clap probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of left feints to the mouth, but The Clap leaps aside.
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+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a heavy roundhouse to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a pair of light punches to the nose.
+Rottencrotch strikes with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 75 of 103 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 83 of 91 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 2: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 3: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 2: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 3: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 2: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 3: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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