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Public Fight Report

(Heavyweight) Teddy defeated Alfred E. Neuman by disqualification in round 8.

Match Saturday, March 14, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Teddy slams Neuman with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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+Neuman throws a stinging straight right to the eye. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
+Teddy hits Neuman with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Teddy hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Teddy fires a barrage of off balance punches to the eye. Neuman laughs!
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+Neuman fires a volley of light punches to the face.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a right to the mouth. Neuman backpedals to his own corner.
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+Neuman connects with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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+Teddy fires a barrage of strong punches to the eye!
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+Neuman drills Teddy with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 28 of 32 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 24 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 10-9


Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Teddy catches Neuman with a volley of punches to the nose. Neuman grimaces in pain.
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+Neuman rocks Teddy with a series of punches to the stomach. Teddy backpedals to his own corner.
+Neuman connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman catches Teddy with a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Neuman fires a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Teddy backs out of it.
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-Teddy attacks with a right sweeping right to the face, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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+Teddy catches Neuman with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 22 of 33 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 32 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 20-18


Teddy doesn't even want to rest!

Neuman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman fights inside. (inside)

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+Teddy hammers Neuman with a series of quick shots to the nose.
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a pair of painful punches to the stomach. Teddy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Neuman strikes with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman lunges with a right hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Neuman hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Teddy pounds Neuman with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Neuman hits with a series of loud punches to the ribs. Teddy seems wobbly!
-Neuman attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Teddy covers himself well.
+Teddy slams Neuman with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Teddy slams Neuman with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 32 of 32 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 33 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 30-27


Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Teddy scores with a pair of punches to the head!
-Neuman lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
+Teddy tags Neuman with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman jars Teddy with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
+Neuman solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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+Neuman hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a straight right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 29 of 34 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 26 of 34 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Teddy is winning the fight 40-37


Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Neuman tries to land a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Teddy deftly avoits it.
-Teddy charges with a series of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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+Teddy staggers Neuman with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman lands a series of punches to the head. Teddy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a off balance jab to the mouth.
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+Neuman hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Neuman shakes Teddy with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Teddy whacks Neuman with a cross to the face.
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+Teddy lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Teddy throws a volley of light punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 24 of 31 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 33 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 50-46


Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

-Neuman fires a series of punches to the nose, but Teddy blocks.
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+Neuman suprises Teddy with a cross to the ribs. Teddy quickly recovers.
+Teddy strikes with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Neuman ignores it.
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+Neuman jars Teddy with a glancing cross to the chin.
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+Teddy shakes Neuman with a barrage of painful shots to the jaw!!
+Teddy annoys Neuman with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Teddy hammers Neuman with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Teddy attacks with a pair of commanding shots to the jaw. Neuman backpedals to his own corner.
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+Neuman tosses a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a barrage of vicious punches to the head!!
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+Teddy throws a quick jab to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 30 of 30 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 25 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 60-55


Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Neuman attacks with a left jab to the jaw, but Teddy leaps aside.
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+Neuman thumps Teddy with a pair of solid punches to the head. Teddy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Teddy shakes Neuman with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Neuman lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of light punches to the face!
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-Neuman fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 6 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 29 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 69-65


Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman fights inside. (inside)

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+Teddy fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
+Teddy shakes Neuman with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Teddy tosses a pair of stinging punches to the nose!
-Neuman tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Teddy steps aside.
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+Teddy pummels Neuman with a solid straight right to the temple.
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+Teddy solidly lands a flurry of mean punches to the mouth!!
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+Teddy strikes with a flurry of off balance shots to the nose. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Neuman pounds Teddy with an illegal rabbit punch! Teddy seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Teddy wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Neuman is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Teddy 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Teddy 10-9
Round 5: Teddy 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Teddy wins by a foul!