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(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom and Dan Down Unader Green fought to a majority decision draw: 115-114, 114-114, 114-114.

Match Thursday, March 5, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is Dan Down Unader Green!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Green beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkdom hits with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom drills Green with a solid cross to the ribs.
+Green staggers Dorkdom with a strong jab to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom grazes Green with a vicious roundhouse to the solar plexus. Green hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom smashes Green with a quick left to the stomach!
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+Green annoys Dorkdom with a light right to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Green jolts Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Green punches Dorkdom with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom tosses a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Green hits Dorkdom with a series of punches to the face.
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+Green smashes Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkdom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Green pounds Dorkdom with a series of painful punches to the head.
+Green tags Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 31 of 39 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 39 of 39 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!

Green doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

+Green drills Dorkdom with a pair of quick punches to the temple!
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+Dorkdom smacks Green with a roundhouse to the eye.
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+Green drills Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Green suprises Dorkdom with a series of light punches to the head.
+Green clocks Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Green takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom whacks Green with a light jab to the face.
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+Green hits Dorkdom with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
+Green connects with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom tosses a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
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+Green whacks Dorkdom with a hard roundhouse to the mouth. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
+Green thumps Dorkdom with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom fires a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Dorkdom pummels Green with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkdom nails Green with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 40 of 40 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 37 of 40 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Green remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dorkdom punches Green with a pair of solid punches to the face.
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+Green hurts Dorkdom with a commanding straight right to the face.
+Green catches Dorkdom with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Green lands a volley of mean punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom slams Green with a volley of hard blows to the face.
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+Green takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the eye. Dorkdom grimaces in pain.
+Dorkdom lands a jab to the mouth! Green beats a hasty retreat.
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+Green smashes Dorkdom with a flurry of strong punches to the temple!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom hits Green with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom hits with a pair of hard punches to the head. Green quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 36 of 37 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 36 of 36 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Green grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Dorkdom probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Green blocks.
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+Dorkdom staggers Green with a series of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Green hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Green wallops Dorkdom with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom suprises Green with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom throws a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom clocks Green with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Green gets mad!
+Green nails Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom rocks Green with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Green lands a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Green punches Dorkdom with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Green ties him up.
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+Dorkdom hits with a series of punches to the chest! Green grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 42 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 40 of 40 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Green is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dorkdom strikes with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
-Dorkdom charges with a left right to the eye, but Green backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom fires a furious sweeping right to the jaw.
+Dorkdom annoys Green with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom hammers Green with a stiff jab to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Green throws a wild jab to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Green tosses a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom clocks Green with a jab to the eye.
+Dorkdom tosses a jab to the chin.
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+Dorkdom grazes Green with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Green annoys Dorkdom with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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+Green nails Dorkdom with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+Green lands a barrage of loud blows to the chin.
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+Green belts Dorkdom with a loud right to the face!
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+Green slams Dorkdom with a series of punches to the nose.
+Green annoys Dorkdom with a flurry of mean punches to the head. Dorkdom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 34 of 41 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 36 of 36 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Green is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dorkdom grazes Green with a vicious straight right to the ribs.
-Green paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkdom escapes.
+Green pounds Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Green rocks Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Green tags Dorkdom with a powerful jab to the head. Dorkdom seems wobbly!
+Dorkdom nails Green with a pair of punches to the stomach. Green quickly recovers.
-Dorkdom attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Green steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkdom tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Green stuns Dorkdom with a series of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Dorkdom lashes out with a cross to the ribs, but Green beats a hasty retreat.
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+Green pummels Dorkdom with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom annoys Green with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom throws a heavy roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom tags Green with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Green fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 24 of 42 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 35 of 40 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkdom is slowing down.

Green is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
-Green tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Dorkdom slams Green with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom probes with a volley of right shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Dorkdom tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Green sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkdom staggers Green with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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+Green takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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+Green throws a volley of vicious punches to the eye. Dorkdom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkdom connects with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth. Green hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Green smashes Dorkdom with a mean left to the jaw.
-Dorkdom launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
+Green punches Dorkdom with a jab to the temple.
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+Green throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Green hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom lands a barrage of nice punches to the stomach!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Green connects with a light cross to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 41 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 35 of 40 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkdom is slowing down.

Green looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Dorkdom tags Green with a pair of punches to the face!
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Dorkdom attacks with a series of shots to the chin, but Green slips it and hits back with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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-Dorkdom launches a counter-punch to the solar plexus, but Green deftly avoits it.
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+Green hurts Dorkdom with a series of mean combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkdom hurts Green with a pair of stiff shots to the nose.
Dorkdom launches a right counter-punch to the mouth, but Green deflects it and hits first with a mean combination to the nose.
+Dorkdom fires a volley of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 15 of 25 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 11 of 15 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 79-73


Dorkdom is slowing down.

Green is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dorkdom scores with a sweeping right to the temple. Green sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Green connects with a volley of loud punches to the mouth. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkdom launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Green connects with a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Dorkdom grimaces in pain.
+Green jars Dorkdom with a volley of quick shots to the eye.
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+Dorkdom lands a pair of punches to the face.
+Green solidly lands a series of punches to the chin. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
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+Green fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Green pokes Dorkdom with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
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+Dorkdom backs up Green with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Green sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Green whacks Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 18 of 24 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 33 of 41 punches.

Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 89-82


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Green is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

Dorkdom attacks with a right left to the chest, but Green knocks it away and hits first with a barrage of glancing shots to the eye. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkdom probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Green deflects it and hits first with a barrage of glancing combinations to the head.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Green tags Dorkdom with a volley of combinations to the temple.
+Dorkdom wallops Green with a volley of glancing blows to the eye.
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+Green drills Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkdom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkdom tags Green with a pair of quick punches to the chest! Green sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkdom wallops Green with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 19 of 23 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 12 of 17 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 98-92


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Green is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Green strikes with a volley of loud punches to the face. Dorkdom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Green pokes Dorkdom with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
+Green throws a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Green whacks Dorkdom with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+Green pummels Dorkdom with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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+Dorkdom drills Green with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom jolts Green with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom pounds Green with a hard right to the nose.
+Dorkdom attacks with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Dorkdom hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkdom launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Dorkdom pops Green with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
+Green hits with a volley of nasty blows to the face.
+Green hurts Dorkdom with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom drills Green with a barrage of punches to the face. Green quickly recovers.
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+Green takes charge with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Dorkdom wallops Green with a off balance jab to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom pummels Green with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
+Green hits with a series of furious punches to the face.
+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom thumps Green with a pair of mean punches to the head. Green beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom tosses a barrage of nice punches to the face. Green grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 58 of 62 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 36 of 36 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 107-102


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Green is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green stays outside and uses his jab.

+Green scores with a series of punches to the chin. Dorkdom gets mad!
+Dorkdom pops Green with a barrage of blows to the mouth. Green doesn't notice.
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+Green stuns Dorkdom with a barrage of vicious punches to the face! Dorkdom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkdom shakes Green with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of nice punches to the head. Green doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkdom hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Green hits with a pair of hard punches to the head.
+Dorkdom pounds Green with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Green fires a flurry of vicious punches to the face. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
+Green annoys Dorkdom with a series of punches to the jaw!!
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+Dorkdom hits with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom shakes Green with a solid jab to the face. Green covers up.
+Dorkdom clocks Green with a series of stinging blows to the temple. Green doesn't notice.
+Dorkdom stuns Green with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Green punches Dorkdom with a stinging right to the eye.
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-Dorkdom tries to land a left jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom hits Green with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Green punches Dorkdom with a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom rocks Green with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Green pops Dorkdom with a barrage of blows to the head!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 52 of 61 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 39 of 41 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 116-112


Dorkdom is slowing down.

Green is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 4: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 7: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 8: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 10: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9

Total Score: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 4: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 7: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 8: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 10: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 5: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 6: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 7: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 8: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 10: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 12: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!