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(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 12.

Match Thursday, February 13, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Nolan takes it in the forearms.
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+Nolan hits Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the face. Tutu! doesn't notice.
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Nolan escapes.
-Nolan launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Nolan tosses a series of wild punches to the eye.
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-Nolan fires a sweeping right to the face, but Tutu! stays away from it.
+Nolan throws a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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+Nolan hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Tutu! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Tutu! tosses a quick cross to the ribs. Nolan doesn't notice.
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+Nolan hits Tutu! with a series of punches to the face.
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-Nolan tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Tutu! blocks.
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+Nolan stuns Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Nolan throws a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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-Tutu! paws a roundhouse to the chest, but Nolan leaps aside.
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+Nolan pokes Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Nolan fires a flurry of punches to the chin. Tutu! falls against the ropes!
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+Nolan jars Tutu! with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
+Nolan grazes Tutu! with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 9 of 32 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 52 of 71 punches.

Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Nolan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Nolan throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Nolan tosses a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+Tutu! connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Nolan probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Nolan lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Nolan connects with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Nolan belts Tutu! with a vicious left to the temple!!
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-Tutu! throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Nolan covers himself well.
+Nolan smashes Tutu! with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 6 of 25 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 27 of 45 punches.

Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Nolan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Nolan probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Nolan probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! steps aside.
+Nolan connects with a jab to the eye. Tutu! gets mad!
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-Nolan attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Tutu! fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Nolan launches a series of left punches to the head, but Tutu! ties him up.
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+Tutu! tosses a flurry of vicious blows to the chest.
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-Tutu! attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Nolan smacks Tutu! with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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-Tutu! probes with a right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Nolan steps aside.
+Nolan hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Nolan charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Tutu! paws a left jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Nolan wallops Tutu! with a series of stinging punches to the jaw. Tutu! falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 40 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 24 of 45 punches.

Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Nolan is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Nolan suprises Tutu! with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-Nolan tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
-Nolan attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Nolan lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Tutu! steps aside.
-Tutu! launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Nolan takes it in the forearms.
-Nolan launches a series of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Nolan tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu! tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Nolan pummels Tutu! with a pair of mean punches to the eye!!
-Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Tutu! probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Nolan nails Tutu! with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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-Nolan attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Nolan escapes.
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-Tutu! attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Tutu! scores with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 42 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 20 of 45 punches.

Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 40-36


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Nolan is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Nolan attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Tutu! charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Nolan attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
+Tutu! lands a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu! tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Nolan backs out of it.
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-Nolan attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Nolan tattoos Tutu! with a flurry of hard punches to the face!
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-Tutu! fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Nolan leaps aside.
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+Nolan throws a jab to the ribs.
-Nolan throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Tutu! attempts a right jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Nolan belts Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Nolan smacks Tutu! with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
+Tutu! pummels Nolan with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus! Nolan quickly recovers.
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-Nolan paws a left jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Nolan probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Tutu! blocks.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 42 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 19 of 49 punches.

Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 50-45


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Nolan looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu! staggers Nolan with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu! pummels Nolan with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! attempts a right jab to the stomach, but Nolan ducks just in time.
-Tutu! fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Nolan steps aside.
+Nolan pummels Tutu! with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Nolan blocks.
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-Nolan probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Nolan attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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-Nolan lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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-Tutu! attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 39 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 8 of 25 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 59-55


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Nolan collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Nolan hits with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Nolan slams Tutu! with a powerful right to the ribs!
-Nolan attacks with a left jab to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu! hits with a pair of nasty shots to the stomach.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Tutu! probes with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Nolan steps aside and laughs.
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-Nolan lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Nolan fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Nolan attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Tutu! launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Nolan lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu! leaps aside.
+Tutu! scores with a barrage of shots to the chest. Nolan retreats to the far corner.
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+Nolan pops Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 40 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 20 of 55 punches.

Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 69-64


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Nolan looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Nolan lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
+Tutu! hits Nolan with a solid jab to the ribs.
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-Nolan launches a series of punches to the eye, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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-Nolan throws a pair of punches to the head, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Nolan tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Tutu! ties him up.
-Nolan charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Nolan steps aside and laughs.
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+Nolan tags Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Tutu! paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Nolan stays away from it.
+Tutu! jolts Nolan with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Tutu! attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Nolan narrowly avoids it
+Nolan tags Tutu! with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Nolan smashes Tutu! with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Nolan tries a barrage of punches to the head, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 44 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 19 of 45 punches.

Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 79-73


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Nolan collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tutu! probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Nolan probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Nolan lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Tutu! ducks.
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-Nolan attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Tutu! ties him up.
-Tutu! charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Nolan ducks just in time.
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+Nolan wallops Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Nolan throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Nolan backs out of it.
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-Tutu! lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Nolan ducks just in time.
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-Nolan tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Nolan throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Nolan hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
+Tutu! tags Nolan with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Nolan fires a series of left punches to the temple, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Nolan fires a left jab to the jaw, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
-Tutu! probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Tutu! lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Nolan covers himself well.
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+Tutu! smashes Nolan with a series of punches to the chest. Nolan falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 40 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 15 of 55 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 89-83


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Nolan receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 10

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu! annoys Nolan with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Tutu! lands a pair of punches to the head. Nolan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Nolan lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Nolan launches a left straight right to the head, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Nolan lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. Tutu! grimaces in pain.
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-Nolan paws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
+Tutu! hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Tutu! lashes out with a right jab to the chin, but Nolan steps aside.
-Nolan throws a series of right punches to the chin, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Nolan lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Nolan fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Nolan probes with a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Tutu! smacks Nolan with a painful jab to the mouth.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Nolan hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 51 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 12 of 57 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 98-93


Tutu! is slowing down.

Nolan receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 11

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Nolan attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
-Nolan attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Nolan fires a pair of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Nolan attacks with a sweeping right to the face, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
-Tutu! probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Tutu! tries a pair of shots to the jaw, but misses.
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-Tutu! attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Nolan steps aside.
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+Tutu! throws a stinging roundhouse to the head.
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-Nolan fires a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Nolan attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu! hits with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
+Nolan hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Tutu! quickly recovers.
-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Nolan throws a jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! throws a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth!!
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-Tutu! tries a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Nolan blocks.
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-Nolan fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Tutu! launches a flurry of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
-Nolan launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Nolan charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 48 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 10 of 51 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 107-103


Tutu! is slowing down.

Nolan can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 12

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu! hammers Nolan with a volley of furious punches to the nose. Nolan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu! tags Nolan with a straight right to the nose! Nolan gets mad!
+Nolan tags Tutu! with a volley of nasty punches to the eye!!
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+Tutu! throws a pair of punches to the head.
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-Tutu! attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Nolan hides behind his gloves.
-Nolan tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Tutu! attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Nolan wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the nose.
-Tutu! paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Nolan lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Tutu! belts Nolan with a series of shots to the jaw. Nolan laughs! Tutu! is hammering relentlessly! Nolan is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! is slowing down.

Nolan can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 2: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 3: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 4: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 5: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 8: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 2: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 3: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 4: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 5: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 8: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 9: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 2: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 3: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 4: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 5: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 8: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 9: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a technical knockout!