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(Heavyweight) Lumpy Jones defeated Clark Wiggles by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, February 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Lumpy Jones!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Clark Wiggles!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Jones is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jones attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Wiggles hides behind his gloves.
+Wiggles tattoos Jones with a jab to the stomach.
-Wiggles charges with a jab to the face, but Jones backs out of it.
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+Wiggles rocks Jones with a series of mean punches to the head.
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+Wiggles hits with a furious left to the temple. Jones sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Wiggles probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Jones steps aside.
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-Jones charges with a straight right to the mouth, but Wiggles takes it in the forearms.
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-Wiggles probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Jones tattoos Wiggles with a flurry of loud punches to the temple!
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+Wiggles whacks Jones with a series of wild punches to the eye.
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-Jones lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Wiggles stays away from it.
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+Wiggles punches Jones with a series of quick punches to the eye.
-Wiggles paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Jones narrowly avoids it
+Jones lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! Wiggles seems wobbly!
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-Jones tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Wiggles fires a pair of hard punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lumpy Jones landed 16 of 40 punches, and Clark Wiggles landed 34 of 63 punches.

Clark Wiggles won the round 10-9

Clark Wiggles is winning the fight 10-9


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wiggles receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 2

Jones is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Wiggles is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Wiggles probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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+Jones connects with a flurry of punches to the temple. Wiggles gets mad!
-Wiggles attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Jones quickly backs away.
-Wiggles tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Wiggles charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Jones stays away from it.
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+Jones tags Wiggles with a series of strong punches to the nose. Jones attacks like a wild man! Wiggles is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Lumpy Jones wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jones doesn't even want to rest!

Wiggles can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Clark Wiggles 10-9

Lumpy Jones wins by a technical knockout!