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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, February 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman nails Slugger 99 with a pair of punches to the eye.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Slugger 99 throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Slugger 99 attacks with a pair of heavy shots to the chest. Neuman grimaces in pain.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 throws a right right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Neuman backs out of it.
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+Neuman punches Slugger 99 with a barrage of hard punches to the face!
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-Slugger 99 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman slams Slugger 99 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. Slugger 99 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 25 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman belts Slugger 99 with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman throws a uppercut to the chest.
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-Slugger 99 throws a hook to the ribs, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman tattoos Slugger 99 with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
-Slugger 99 attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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-Neuman throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Neuman hits with a heavy straight right to the solar plexus! Slugger 99 falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 33 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 26 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slugger 99 lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Neuman connects with a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs.
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-Neuman throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Slugger 99 narrowly avoids it
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman pops Slugger 99 with a volley of punches to the ribs. Slugger 99 retreats to the far corner.
+Slugger 99 smashes Neuman with a series of glancing blows to the ribs.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a left to the stomach, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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+Neuman scores with a vicious right to the ribs.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 32 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman is obviously tired.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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+Slugger 99 lashes out with a series of glancing shots to the mouth. Neuman falls against the ropes!
+Slugger 99 hurts Neuman with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
Slugger 99 lands a brutal left blow to the head and Neuman lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman looks exhausted.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9

Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!