Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Mega Dwarf defeated Straw Dork Boom III by split decision: 116-114, 115-114, 114-116.Match Monday, January 6, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Dwarf covers himself well.
+Dwarf grazes Straw with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Straw connects with a series of strong punches to the head.
+Dwarf tags Straw with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Dwarf lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
+Dwarf hammers Straw with a pair of glancing punches to the head!
-Straw probes with a pair of combinations to the head, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
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+Straw hurts Dwarf with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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-Dwarf lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Dwarf annoys Straw with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dwarf launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Straw covers himself well.
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-Straw probes with a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
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-Dwarf charges with a left jab to the mouth, but Straw escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 32 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 25 of 49 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 10-9
Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Straw attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Straw pops Dwarf with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Dwarf seems wobbly!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf pokes Straw with a pair of punches to the head. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Straw leaps aside.
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+Dwarf whacks Straw with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dwarf solidly lands a pair of strong punches to the nose.
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+Dwarf tags Straw with a flurry of punches to the nose. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dwarf probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Dwarf probes with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Straw ducks.
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-Dwarf launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 5 of 16 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 22 of 51 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 20-18
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dwarf lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf strikes with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dwarf probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Straw hits with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus!
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+Dwarf fires a flurry of stiff shots to the chin.
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-Straw fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dwarf fires a straight right to the eye, but Straw ties him up.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf suprises Straw with a flurry of blows to the head.
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-Dwarf probes with a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Dwarf probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Straw stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 25 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 17 of 44 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 30-27
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Straw rocks Dwarf with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
+Dwarf grazes Straw with a volley of shots to the jaw. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Straw deftly avoits it.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf tries to land a right cross to the jaw, but Straw leaps aside.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf fires a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Straw tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Dwarf covers himself well.
+Dwarf tags Straw with a barrage of punches to the nose. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 8 of 22 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 19 of 48 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 40-36
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dwarf ducks.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Straw tries to land a left hook to the chest, but Dwarf leaps aside.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a series of left blows to the stomach, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Dwarf escapes.
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-Dwarf throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Straw ducks.
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-Straw lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 34 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 3 of 8 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 49-46
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dwarf hits with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf pops Straw with a quick roundhouse to the ribs!
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-Straw attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Straw annoys Dwarf with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach! Dwarf grimaces in pain.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Dwarf probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Straw narrowly avoids it
+Dwarf hits with a strong jab to the ribs. Straw quickly recovers.
-Straw throws a right left to the solar plexus, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dwarf fires a right jab to the stomach, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
-Straw lunges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Dwarf blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 34 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 19 of 47 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 59-56
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Straw pokes Dwarf with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dwarf steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 40 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 4 of 8 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 68-66
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dwarf belts Straw with a barrage of punches to the chest.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf tags Straw with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Straw hits with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
-Straw charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf pummels Straw with a glancing jab to the chest! Straw grimaces in pain.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw catches Dwarf with a strong roundhouse to the solar plexus!
+Straw pokes Dwarf with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf attacks with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dwarf throws a light roundhouse to the chest.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a series of shots to the chest, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 42 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 21 of 44 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 77-76
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dwarf takes charge with a flurry of punches to the eye. Straw grimaces in pain.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw fires a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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-Dwarf lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf solidly lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Straw stuns Dwarf with a series of stinging shots to the ribs.
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-Dwarf tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Straw narrowly avoids it
-Dwarf throws a left sweeping right to the chin, but Straw ties him up.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Dwarf charges with a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dwarf paws a left jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf tags Straw with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Straw probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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+Straw smashes Dwarf with a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus!!
+Dwarf tags Straw with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 41 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 20 of 49 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Straw tries a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Dwarf covers himself well.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a series of shots to the chest, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw paws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
-Straw paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dwarf escapes.
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-Dwarf launches a volley of punches to the head, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw lands a series of off balance shots to the ribs. Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dwarf pummels Straw with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
-Dwarf lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dwarf lunges with a pair of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Straw throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dwarf throws a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Dwarf hits with a series of mean punches to the face!!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 43 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 21 of 50 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 96-95
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dwarf is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw attacks with a hard jab to the ribs!! Dwarf grimaces in pain.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf staggers Straw with a stinging jab to the eye.
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-Dwarf throws a pair of punches to the face, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
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-Dwarf lunges with a left left to the jaw, but Straw covers himself well.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a right jab to the chest, but Dwarf ties him up.
-Straw launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pounds Dwarf with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dwarf throws a volley of left punches to the head, but misses.
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-Straw paws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf nails Straw with a pair of solid punches to the jaw. Straw laughs!
-Straw tries a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Dwarf escapes.
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-Straw attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Straw lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 40 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 19 of 44 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dwarf is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Straw is brawling. (inside)
Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dwarf paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Straw narrowly avoids it
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-Straw lashes out with a cross to the face, but misses.
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-Straw lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw tags Dwarf with a volley of light shots to the jaw. Dwarf covers up.
-Dwarf fires a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Straw launches a barrage of right blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Straw throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Dwarf lands a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dwarf attacks with a jab to the head, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Dwarf scores with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Straw probes with a straight right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Dwarf attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Straw ties him up.
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+Dwarf jars Straw with a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
+Straw hits Dwarf with a flurry of shots to the nose. Dwarf doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dwarf wallops Straw with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Dwarf launches a left cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 42 punches, and Mega Dwarf landed 24 of 48 punches.
Mega Dwarf won the round 10-9
Mega Dwarf is winning the fight 115-114
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dwarf is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Mega Dwarf 116-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Mega Dwarf 115-114
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: Mega Dwarf 10-9
Total Score: Straw Dork Boom III 116-114
Mega Dwarf wins by decision!
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