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(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom defeated Jumpah Jimmisen by unanimous decision: 116-112, 117-111, 117-112.

Match Thursday, December 19, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Jumpah Jimmisen!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkdom smashes Jimmisen with a barrage of wild punches to the chest. Jimmisen doesn't notice.
-Jimmisen attempts a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dorkdom attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
-Dorkdom tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Jimmisen covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Jimmisen steps aside and laughs.
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+Jimmisen nails Dorkdom with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Jimmisen probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
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-Jimmisen attempts a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkdom strikes with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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-Jimmisen throws a series of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkdom escapes.
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+Dorkdom connects with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom annoys Jimmisen with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Jimmisen attacks with a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 30 of 39 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 4 of 32 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!

Jimmisen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jimmisen attacks with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom smacks Jimmisen with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkdom lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Jimmisen charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Dorkdom escapes.
-Jimmisen launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom stuns Jimmisen with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Jimmisen falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkdom throws a right roundhouse to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 20 of 40 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 3 of 25 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!

Jimmisen doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom lands a barrage of punches to the stomach. Jimmisen doesn't notice.
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-Jimmisen paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Jimmisen charges with a series of left shots to the chest, but Dorkdom blocks.
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-Dorkdom fires a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom tattoos Jimmisen with a heavy jab to the solar plexus. Jimmisen grimaces in pain.
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-Jimmisen attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom scores with a volley of nice shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom probes with a right left to the stomach, but Jimmisen steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkdom tries a pair of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 18 of 43 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 3 of 26 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom pokes Jimmisen with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Jimmisen launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
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-Dorkdom tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dorkdom attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jimmisen deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkdom strikes with a pair of light punches to the chest. Jimmisen gets mad!
-Dorkdom attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Jimmisen backs out of it.
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-Jimmisen throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Dorkdom annoys Jimmisen with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Jimmisen narrowly avoids it
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-Jimmisen charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkdom attacks with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 17 of 39 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 3 of 22 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Jimmisen leaps aside.
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-Jimmisen probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom strikes with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Jimmisen retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkdom strikes with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom pops Jimmisen with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest!
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-Jimmisen throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Dorkdom charges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Jimmisen attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkdom tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Jimmisen leaps aside.
-Dorkdom attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jimmisen ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 18 of 42 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 3 of 24 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkdom tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but Jimmisen takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkdom slams Jimmisen with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom throws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Jimmisen paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Jimmisen attempts a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
-Jimmisen probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Jimmisen probes with a left right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
-Jimmisen fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom ties him up.
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-Dorkdom attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom hits with a solid roundhouse to the solar plexus. Jimmisen falls against the ropes!
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-Jimmisen probes with a series of combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Jimmisen throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Jimmisen narrowly avoids it
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+Jimmisen catches Dorkdom with a volley of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 19 of 42 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 5 of 37 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Jimmisen attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkdom shakes Jimmisen with a glancing straight right to the stomach.
+Jimmisen rocks Dorkdom with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Jimmisen attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom lunges with a jab to the jaw, but Jimmisen takes it in the forearms.
-Jimmisen paws a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Jimmisen throws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom nails Jimmisen with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Jimmisen probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkdom ties him up.
-Jimmisen launches a right roundhouse to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom throws a left jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 13 of 24 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 6 of 41 punches.

Jumpah Jimmisen won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 69-64


Dorkdom is slowing down.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Jimmisen launches a combination to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Jimmisen tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom backs out of it.
-Jimmisen launches a series of combinations to the ribs, but Dorkdom blocks.
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-Jimmisen attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkdom throws a volley of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Jimmisen charges with a pair of combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Jimmisen lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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-Jimmisen paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
-Dorkdom probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Jimmisen blocks.
-Dorkdom fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Jimmisen takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 13 of 23 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 5 of 38 punches.

Jumpah Jimmisen won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 78-74


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Jimmisen paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom stays away from it.
-Dorkdom launches a volley of right shots to the nose, but Jimmisen quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom shakes Jimmisen with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Jimmisen seems wobbly!
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-Jimmisen attempts a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Dorkdom steps aside and laughs.
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-Jimmisen lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Jimmisen throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
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-Jimmisen lashes out with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Dorkdom backs out of it.
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-Jimmisen throws a straight right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Jimmisen tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom ties him up.
+Dorkdom fires a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Jimmisen takes charge with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 14 of 25 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 5 of 38 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 88-83


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkdom tattoos Jimmisen with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Jimmisen throws a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom retreats to the far corner.
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-Jimmisen launches a volley of combinations to the chest, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
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-Jimmisen lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
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-Jimmisen probes with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
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-Jimmisen tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom tags Jimmisen with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Jimmisen paws a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Dorkdom blocks.
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-Dorkdom throws a volley of punches to the face, but Jimmisen takes it in the forearms.
-Jimmisen throws a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but Dorkdom steps aside and laughs.
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-Jimmisen lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 15 of 27 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 5 of 40 punches.

Jumpah Jimmisen won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkdom is obviously tired.

Jimmisen doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Jimmisen attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom stays away from it.
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-Jimmisen throws a pair of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom quickly backs away.
-Jimmisen throws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Jimmisen launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom escapes.
-Jimmisen attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
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+Jimmisen hits with Dorkdom with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Jimmisen fires a series of combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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+Dorkdom thumps Jimmisen with a volley of strong punches to the head.
-Jimmisen charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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-Jimmisen probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 4 of 8 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 3 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 106-102


Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jimmisen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jimmisen tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Jimmisen tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Dorkdom escapes.
-Jimmisen attempts a series of left combinations to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Jimmisen probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom steps aside and laughs.
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+Jimmisen staggers Dorkdom with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Jimmisen fires a series of right punches to the face, but Dorkdom ducks.
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-Jimmisen throws a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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+Dorkdom throws a off balance jab to the eye.
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-Jimmisen probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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-Jimmisen lunges with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Jimmisen fires a left right to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 6 of 8 punches, and Jumpah Jimmisen landed 3 of 37 punches.

Jumpah Jimmisen won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 115-112


Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jimmisen remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 7: Jumpah Jimmisen 10-9
Round 8: Jumpah Jimmisen 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Jumpah Jimmisen 10-9

Total Score: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 7: Jumpah Jimmisen 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 10: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Jumpah Jimmisen 10-9

Total Score: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 117-111


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 7: Jumpah Jimmisen 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Jumpah Jimmisen 10-9

Total Score: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 117-112

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by decision!