Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) WTF!!! defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, November 27, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is WTF!!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Wtf!!! lunges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
+Dorkness 5 catches Wtf!!! with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a pair of nasty shots to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Wtf!!! goes down!!
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Wtf!!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wtf!!! shakes Dorkness 5 with a pair of nasty punches to the face!
Wtf!!! lands a crashing uppercut and Dorkness 5 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! scores with Dorkness 5 with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Wtf!!! fires a uppercut to the nose. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
+Wtf!!! pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing shots to the chin. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Wtf!!! with a volley of shots to the eye.
+Wtf!!! hurts Dorkness 5 with a volley of hard blows to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Wtf!!! with a head butt! This is terrible!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of combinations to the chin, but Wtf!!! narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 5 connects with a series of nasty combinations to the jaw.
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-Wtf!!! attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of nasty combinations to the temple. Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of blows to the chin. Wtf!!! is hurt!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! staggers Dorkness 5 with a stinging right to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 30 punches, and WTF!!! landed 13 of 24 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Wtf!!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Wtf!!! with a straight right to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Wtf!!! attacks with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 staggers Wtf!!! with a volley of combinations to the ribs. Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a right hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 23 punches, and WTF!!! landed 6 of 16 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Wtf!!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wtf!!! tosses a volley of heavy blows to the chest. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Wtf!!! throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of nasty combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Wtf!!! tries to land a right right to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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-Wtf!!! lunges with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a series of right combinations to the chest, but Wtf!!! escapes.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a pair of mean blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 10 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! tosses a barrage of nasty shots to the chest. Dorkness 5 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a right left to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of furious blows to the ribs. Wtf!!! shakes his head to clear it.
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-Wtf!!! lunges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 23 punches, and WTF!!! landed 9 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Wtf!!! smacks Dorkness 5 with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Wtf!!! pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 5 fires a jab to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Wtf!!! seems wobbly!
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-Wtf!!! probes with a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Wtf!!! probes with a right left to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! paws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Wtf!!! hides behind his gloves.
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-Wtf!!! fires a flurry of left combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 22 punches, and WTF!!! landed 12 of 32 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Wtf!!! with a stiff jab to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of wild blows to the ribs.
-Wtf!!! fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Wtf!!! paws a series of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Wtf!!! with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 hits Wtf!!! with a volley of combinations to the chest.
-Wtf!!! throws a uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! pounds Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches, and WTF!!! landed 14 of 36 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Wtf!!! lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Wtf!!! whacks Dorkness 5 with a nasty hook to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! tries a left uppercut to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Wtf!!! with a series of combinations to the ribs.
+Wtf!!! hits Dorkness 5 with a painful left to the stomach. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
-Wtf!!! fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
+Wtf!!! fires a pair of combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Wtf!!! with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! drills Dorkness 5 with a roundhouse to the chest!!
-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Wtf!!! hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 25 punches, and WTF!!! landed 16 of 38 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of solid combinations to the ribs.
-Wtf!!! lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wtf!!! tosses a series of vicious punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Wtf!!! lunges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! paws a pair of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 wallops Wtf!!! with a volley of stinging shots to the ribs.
+Wtf!!! thumps Dorkness 5 with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Wtf!!! hits with a barrage of hard blows to the ribs!! Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 31 punches, and WTF!!! landed 19 of 42 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! paws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 drills Wtf!!! with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Wtf!!! throws a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wtf!!! charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! lashes out with a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a solid jab to the solar plexus!
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-Wtf!!! launches a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 22 punches, and WTF!!! landed 11 of 32 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Wtf!!! with a strong jab to the ribs. Wtf!!! gets mad!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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+Wtf!!! hits Dorkness 5 with a straight right to the solar plexus!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 23 punches, and WTF!!! landed 10 of 24 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Wtf!!! attempts a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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+Wtf!!! slams Dorkness 5 with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! launches a right cross to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of heavy combinations to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a cross to the chest, but fails to score.
+Wtf!!! tags Dorkness 5 with a volley of furious shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Wtf!!! leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of left combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 7 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 12 of 26 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Wtf!!! throws a flurry of punches to the eye!
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+Wtf!!! hits with a quick uppercut to the head. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
Wtf!!! lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 is flattened!!
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He's Out!
WTF!!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody nose.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 6: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 6: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
WTF!!! wins by a knockout!
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