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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Fly Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Monday, November 25, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Fly Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Fly Dork Boom Ii clocks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 backs up Fly Dork Boom Ii with a volley of light punches to the chest. Fly Dork Boom Ii backpedals to his own corner.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 tattoos Fly Dork Boom Ii with a heavy hook to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fly Dork Boom Ii takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 grazes Fly Dork Boom Ii with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Fly Dork Boom Ii charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 backs out of it.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 22 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 10 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Fly Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fly Dork Boom Ii throws a right straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Fly Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of loud blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty right smash to the jaw and Fly Dork Boom Ii staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Fly Dork Boom Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Fly Dork Boom Ii launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to land a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii hits Dorkness 2 with a series of hard punches to the stomach. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 2 tags Fly Dork Boom Ii with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii pokes Dorkness 2 with a solid uppercut to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Fly Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of wild punches to the chest!!
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+Dorkness 2 punches Fly Dork Boom Ii with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus. Fly Dork Boom Ii is hurt!
+Fly Dork Boom Ii whacks Dorkness 2 with a cross to the ribs!! Dorkness 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 21 of 22 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 12 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-17

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Fly Dork Boom Ii is slowing down.

ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Fly Dork Boom Ii tags Dorkness 2 with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 2 jars Fly Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a quick left blow to the temple and Fly Dork Boom Ii is flattened!!

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Fly Dork Boom Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 hits with a hook to the stomach.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fly Dork Boom Ii strikes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 hurts Fly Dork Boom Ii with a pair of shots to the solar plexus!
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The fighters circle.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Fly Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 belts Fly Dork Boom Ii with a series of blows to the ribs. Fly Dork Boom Ii quickly recovers.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Fly Dork Boom Ii attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Fly Dork Boom Ii attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 24 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 9 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-25

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fly Dork Boom Ii collapses limply onto his stool.

ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii annoys Dorkness 2 with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a flurry of quick blows to the ribs. Dorkness 2 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Fly Dork Boom Ii collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Fly Dork Boom Ii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8

Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!