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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, November 16, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 676 pounds (307 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Bug 4 fires a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw. Noodle grimaces in pain. -Noodle lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Bug 4 steps aside. ... ... ... +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a stiff sweeping right to the nose. ... -Bug 4 throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow. ... +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of blows to the mouth. Bug 4 quickly recovers. -Noodle fires a volley of right blows to the face, but fails to score. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 throws a series of punches to the head. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Noodle is hurt! ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 tosses a jab to the chest. -Noodle lashes out with a series of blows to the chin, but to no avail. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth. Noodle ignores it. ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the mouth. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Bug 4 hits with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Noodle gets mad! ... ... +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Noodle covers up. ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 7 of 25 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 49 of 64 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) ... -Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Noodle throws a flurry of shots to the face. ... -Noodle fires a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance. -Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well. +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs. -Bug 4 probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well. -Bug 4 paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses. -Bug 4 fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside and laughs. +Noodle wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the nose. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. ... ... +Noodle fires a series of hard punches to the face. +Bug 4 takes charge with a nasty uppercut to the solar plexus. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. -Noodle probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but comes up empty. ... -Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air. +Bug 4 throws a pair of heavy punches to the chin. ... +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a volley of powerful punches to the face. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a volley of shots to the nose! Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered. ... +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a volley of heavy blows to the temple! +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw. -Bug 4 probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but falls short. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a series of heavy punches to the chin. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a volley of punches to the chin. +Bug 4 scores with a volley of punches to the eye. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. + The fighters trade blows to the jaw. -Bug 4 lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Noodle solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest! +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of punches to the nose!! -Bug 4 attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Noodle narrowly avoids it -Noodle launches a series of right blows to the nose, but Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs! -Noodle charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air. +Bug 4 hits with a jab to the temple. +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a pair of wild blows to the mouth!! + The fighters trade punches to the jaw. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 79 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 68 of 122 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Noodle wakes up the fans with a commanding cross to the chin!! ... ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Bug 4 takes charge with a volley of light punches to the ribs. ... ... -Bug 4 probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Noodle blocks. ... ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a flurry of punches to the temple. -Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty. ... ... ... ... -Noodle lashes out with a series of left blows to the nose, but he's too slow. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus. ... +Bug 4 takes charge with a loud jab to the head!! Noodle gets mad! +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a barrage of glancing blows to the eye. ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 hits with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. ... ... ... -Noodle charges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but goes wide. ... +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a straight right to the ribs. Noodle quickly recovers. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 7 of 25 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 37 of 52 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 30-27 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching) Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw. ... -Noodle lashes out with a series of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow. ... -Noodle tries a right uppercut to the chin, but he's too slow. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a flurry of solid shots to the nose. +Noodle hits with a pair of strong shots to the chin. ... ... +Noodle fires a series of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle lands a pair of glancing blows to the chin. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. -Noodle tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 takes it in the forearms. -Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bug 4 leaps aside. +Bug 4 attacks with a pair of nice punches to the jaw. +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a volley of blows to the chin. -Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 blocks. ... ... -Bug 4 tries to land a pair of right shots to the temple, but Noodle blocks. + The fighters swap punches to the chin. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw. ... ... -Noodle paws a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 quickly backs away. +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a series of light punches to the nose. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... -Bug 4 launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but falls short. +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a off balance jab to the face. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Noodle lashes out with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly. ... ... -Bug 4 fires a series of right shots to the jaw, but fails to score. -Noodle lunges with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Bug 4 blocks. ... ... -Noodle throws a barrage of right shots to the face, but loses his balance. -Noodle fires a series of blows to the chest, but Bug 4 steps aside. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 39 of 92 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 25 of 46 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Doodle Bug 4 wins by decision!