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(Welterweight) Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by unanimous decision: 115-114, 115-113, 115-114.

Match Thursday, November 14, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu!! probes with a right jab to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu!! shakes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu!! lands a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a vicious jab to the chest. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a off balance roundhouse to the eye. Tutu!! ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 25 of 34 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 32 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a barrage of nasty blows to the face. Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Tutu!! ties him up.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right straight right to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Tutu!! fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a volley of mean punches to the head.
+Tutu!! throws a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 18 of 25 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 33 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of left punches to the head, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu!! suprises Coffeeguzzler with a furious right to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Tutu!! paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of nasty punches to the head!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of furious punches to the head. Tutu!! falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! scores with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a series of stiff shots to the chest. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Tutu!! grazes Coffeeguzzler with a nasty roundhouse to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 29 of 40 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 24 of 38 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 29-28


Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Tutu!! staggers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach!
+Tutu!! hits with a right to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach!!
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+Tutu!! annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of quick blows to the solar plexus!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Tutu!! fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! punches Coffeeguzzler with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! throws a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a roundhouse to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
-Tutu!! lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 41 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 34 of 49 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 39-38


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a jab to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Tutu!! attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Tutu!! punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! lands a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! shakes Coffeeguzzler with a mean cross to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Tutu!! with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Tutu!! with a series of punches to the face. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Tutu!! connects with a mean straight right to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! hurts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of off balance punches to the nose!!
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right jab to the nose, but misses.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a jab to the temple, but misses.
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+Tutu!! tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 35 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 51 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
+Tutu!! catches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach! Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Tutu!! catches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Tutu!! attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu!! smashes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! pokes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a vicious roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Tutu!! attacks with a stinging cross to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Tutu!! with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 42 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 44 of 64 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-57


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! hits with a quick straight right to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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+Tutu!! rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Tutu!! throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Tutu!! with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Tutu!! lands a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! solidly lands a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a stinging right to the stomach.
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-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach!! Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Tutu!! slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 30 of 38 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 31 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 8

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a mean straight right to the nose. Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Tutu!! with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Tutu!! ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a nice jab to the temple. Tutu!! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Tutu!! with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Tutu!! tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of blows to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but Tutu!! blocks.
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+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tutu!! fires a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a series of light punches to the nose!!
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but Tutu!! ties him up.
+Tutu!! smashes Coffeeguzzler with a off balance jab to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Tutu!! thumps Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Tutu!! with a series of punches to the temple. Tutu!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Tutu!! with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right cross to the head, but only hits air.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 43 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 36 of 58 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-76


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! hurts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs!
+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Tutu!! with a heavy jab to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the temple!! Tutu!! ignores it.
-Tutu!! probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+Tutu!! fires a series of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a series of punches to the mouth. Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 29 of 44 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 31 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu!! paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Tutu!! throws a jab to the face. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu!! pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Tutu!! tosses a sweeping right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Tutu!! with a sweeping right to the eye!!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a left right to the temple, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Tutu!! doesn't notice.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Tutu!! with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a wild jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a straight right to the head, but only hits air.
+Tutu!! connects with a nice cross to the head.
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-Tutu!! fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Tutu!! laughs!
+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 30 of 49 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 70 punches.

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 96-95


Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Tutu!! with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! fires a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Tutu!! throws a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Tutu!! rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! escapes.
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-Tutu!! attempts a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu!! throws a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a wild jab to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 37 of 45 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 32 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 12

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Tutu!! lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Tutu!! hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a hard jab to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a right jab to the head, but Tutu!! blocks.
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+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a light cross to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a volley of furious punches to the head.
+Tutu!! pops Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the jaw!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right to the mouth, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of wild blows to the face!! Tutu!! backpedals to his own corner.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a left to the nose, but fails to score.
+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
+Tutu!! strikes with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Tutu!! staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu!! pummels Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Tutu!! fires a right straight right to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 40 of 48 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 60 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 115-114


Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 12: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 115-113


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 12: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 115-114

Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!