Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Dr Cartman defeated Minute Bowl by unanimous decision: 116-111, 116-112, 115-112.Match Saturday, November 9, 2019In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 914 pounds (415 kilograms) is Dr Cartman!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 400 pounds (181 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Cartman tries a barrage of shots to the face, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+Minute pokes Cartman with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Cartman probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Cartman takes charge with a barrage of mean punches to the temple. Minute ignores it.
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-Minute charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Minute probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute pummels Cartman with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Cartman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Cartman hits with a series of vicious shots to the mouth.
+Minute whacks Cartman with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
+Cartman attacks with Minute with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Minute drills Cartman with a jab to the jaw. Cartman quickly recovers.
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-Cartman attacks with a volley of shots to the temple, but Minute ties him up.
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-Cartman lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-Cartman paws a series of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Cartman leaps aside.
-Cartman probes with a series of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 12 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 34 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 10-9
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Minute whacks Cartman with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Cartman hits with Minute with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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-Minute probes with a left jab to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cartman suprises Minute with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Cartman throws a right to the chin, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Cartman attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Minute lashes out with a jab to the chest, but misses.
+Minute annoys Cartman with a hook to the head!
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-Minute throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Minute attacks with a right cross to the ribs, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman lunges with a pair of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Cartman belts Minute with a pair of nice punches to the head.
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+Minute tags Cartman with a flurry of powerful punches to the head! Cartman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 39 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 20-18
Cartman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Cartman wallops Minute with a volley of blows to the face. Minute quickly recovers.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Cartman paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Minute covers himself well.
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-Cartman tries to land a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Minute fires a barrage of painful punches to the face. Cartman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Cartman tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman launches a flurry of right blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a powerful straight right to the jaw. Cartman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Cartman attacks with Minute with a head butt! The audience is howling!
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Cartman steps aside.
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-Cartman attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman launches a left cross to the temple, but Minute ducks.
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+Cartman strikes with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
-Minute probes with a series of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Minute attacks with a straight right to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 12 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 47 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 29-28
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute tries a right straight right to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Cartman charges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Cartman ducks.
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
+Minute throws a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Minute launches a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Cartman slams Minute with a powerful straight right to the temple. Minute gets mad!
-Cartman probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Minute steps aside.
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+Cartman rocks Minute with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Minute tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
+Minute annoys Cartman with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Cartman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Minute lands a wild straight right to the face.
-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Cartman steps aside and laughs.
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+Minute throws a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
+Minute annoys Cartman with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Cartman charges with a hook to the nose, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Cartman attempts a series of blows to the jaw, but Minute steps aside.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Cartman strikes with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 14 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 24 of 64 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 39-38
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Cartman attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Minute shakes Cartman with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth. Cartman grimaces in pain.
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-Cartman fires a right roundhouse to the face, but Minute ties him up.
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-Minute probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Cartman deftly avoits it.
-Cartman attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Cartman charges with a pair of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
+Cartman pummels Minute with a pair of blows to the chin.
-Minute attempts a right left to the temple, but Cartman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Cartman solidly lands a straight right to the head.
+Minute thumps Cartman with a loud straight right to the ribs.
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+Minute grazes Cartman with a volley of light punches to the jaw. Cartman falls against the ropes!
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-Minute probes with a right sweeping right to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Minute lashes out with a loud straight right to the mouth.
-Minute throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Cartman quickly backs away.
+Cartman lands Minute with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute attempts a right left to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Cartman probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but Minute covers himself well.
-Minute lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 37 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 25 of 64 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Minute throws a right cross to the face, but Cartman leaps aside.
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+Minute belts Cartman with a series of painful blows to the nose!
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-Minute fires a series of right punches to the chin, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
-Cartman tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Minute tries a series of left punches to the face, but Cartman ties him up.
-Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Cartman leaps aside.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Minute punches Cartman with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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-Cartman attacks with a series of right blows to the eye, but Minute ties him up.
+Cartman backs up Minute with a flurry of wild shots to the eye.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Minute paws a barrage of shots to the face, but goes wide.
+Minute throws a barrage of nice blows to the nose. Cartman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Cartman hits with a volley of nice shots to the head.
+Minute pokes Cartman with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Cartman gets mad!
-Minute attempts a left to the solar plexus, but Cartman hides behind his gloves.
-Minute tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but Cartman stays away from it.
-Cartman lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Minute lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Cartman ties him up.
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-Minute throws a series of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Minute throws a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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-Cartman tries a right straight right to the jaw, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 13 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 28 of 77 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Minute Bowl is winning the fight 58-57
Cartman doesn't even want to rest!
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Minute attacks with a right left to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Minute probes with a left jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Cartman pokes Minute with a flurry of punches to the face!
-Cartman charges with a jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Minute tries a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Cartman launches a pair of shots to the jaw, but Minute quickly backs away.
-Minute launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Minute lunges with a series of left blows to the chin, but Cartman blocks.
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-Minute paws a series of punches to the eye, but Cartman leaps aside.
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+Cartman attacks with a pair of painful punches to the face. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Minute paws a flurry of blows to the face, but fails to score.
-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Cartman narrowly avoids it
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-Minute lashes out with a left roundhouse to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Cartman lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Minute suprises Cartman with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
+Minute grazes Cartman with a pair of shots to the chin.
-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Cartman escapes.
-Minute launches a series of punches to the temple, but Cartman escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 17 of 41 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 13 of 78 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Cartman lunges with a left cross to the nose, but Minute backs out of it.
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+Cartman rocks Minute with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Cartman takes it in the forearms.
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+Cartman pounds Minute with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Minute grimaces in pain.
-Cartman charges with a roundhouse to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Cartman attempts a volley of shots to the face, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Cartman throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Cartman solidly lands a volley of blows to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Cartman hits Minute with a barrage of wild shots to the chin.
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-Cartman lashes out with a volley of right blows to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Cartman charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Cartman launches a pair of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Cartman paws a series of left shots to the nose, but Minute ties him up.
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-Cartman lunges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Minute blocks.
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+Cartman thumps Minute with a nice cross to the head. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 12 of 42 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 86-85
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman fires a flurry of blows to the nose, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Cartman tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Cartman launches a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+Cartman drills Minute with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Cartman lashes out with a left left to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Cartman lunges with a pair of right shots to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Cartman tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Minute escapes.
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+Cartman clocks Minute with a flurry of mean blows to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 38 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 96-94
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 11
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cartman throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Minute throws a left to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Cartman throws a flurry of blows to the head, but Minute ties him up.
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+Cartman whacks Minute with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Cartman probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Cartman tries a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Cartman throws a pair of punches to the head, but Minute backs out of it.
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+Cartman lashes out with a volley of stiff shots to the head. Minute asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 11 of 39 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 1 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 106-103
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 12
Cartman comes out fighting.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Cartman throws a pair of glancing blows to the temple. Minute shakes his head to clear it.
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-Cartman tries a series of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Cartman throws a left hook to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Cartman shakes Minute with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Minute probes with a left left to the nose, but fails to score.
-Cartman paws a right roundhouse to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Cartman throws a pair of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dr Cartman landed 12 of 40 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 1 of 8 punches.
Dr Cartman won the round 10-9
Dr Cartman is winning the fight 116-112
Cartman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 116-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 116-112
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 2: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 10: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 11: Dr Cartman 10-9
Round 12: Dr Cartman 10-9
Total Score: Dr Cartman 115-112
Dr Cartman wins by decision!
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