Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler defeated Rubenesque P Rotundson IX by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Thursday, November 7, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson IX!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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+Rubenesque drills Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
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+Rubenesque staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Rubenesque with a hard uppercut to the mouth.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Rubenesque with a volley of strong punches to the nose!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of solid punches to the nose.
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-Rubenesque paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Rubenesque attacks with a volley of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Rubenesque with a flurry of punches to the temple. Rubenesque sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler fires a sweeping right to the chest.
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+Rubenesque suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 22 of 29 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 29 of 29 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Rubenesque doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Rubenesque clocks Coffeeguzzler with a stiff right to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a vicious jab to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of punches to the mouth!! Rubenesque is hurt!
+Rubenesque throws a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Rubenesque with a pair of glancing punches to the temple. Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
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-Rubenesque fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Rubenesque hits with a pair of off balance blows to the ribs.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Rubenesque with a flurry of punches to the head. Rubenesque doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of heavy punches to the face. Rubenesque sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 23 of 31 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 29 of 29 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18
Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a quick jab to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
+Rubenesque hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Rubenesque with a series of glancing blows to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Rubenesque with a vicious jab to the mouth. Rubenesque laughs!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque lands a barrage of light shots to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Rubenesque smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong blows to the chest!!
-Rubenesque fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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+Rubenesque throws a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of powerful punches to the chest. Rubenesque gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 24 of 33 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 31 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27
Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with Rubenesque with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Rubenesque hurts Coffeeguzzler with a mean roundhouse to the stomach.
+Rubenesque smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of light shots to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Rubenesque with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach!! Rubenesque backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs.
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+Rubenesque lashes out with a barrage of glancing blows to the stomach.
-Rubenesque throws a right to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Rubenesque lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rubenesque hits with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Rubenesque with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Rubenesque with a series of punches to the nose. Rubenesque backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Rubenesque throws a flurry of painful blows to the chest. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Rubenesque tries a volley of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Rubenesque with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth!
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Rubenesque with a series of quick blows to the temple. Rubenesque doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 25 of 40 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 32 of 33 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37
Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Rubenesque launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Rubenesque with a volley of quick punches to the nose. Rubenesque falls against the ropes!
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-Rubenesque lunges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Rubenesque retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Rubenesque with a volley of solid punches to the nose. Rubenesque doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Rubenesque with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Rubenesque with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Rubenesque launches a right cross to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
+Rubenesque shakes Coffeeguzzler with a hard left to the chest.
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+Rubenesque pummels Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Rubenesque staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of quick blows to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Rubenesque hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean blows to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 24 of 40 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 31 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-46
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Rubenesque tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Rubenesque punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Rubenesque throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Rubenesque with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Rubenesque with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Rubenesque with a off balance straight right to the temple!! Rubenesque is hurt!
-Rubenesque tries a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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+Rubenesque annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rubenesque solidly lands a series of quick shots to the ribs!!
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of punches to the face!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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-Rubenesque tries a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 23 of 37 punches, and Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 33 of 33 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 59-55
Rubenesque is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Rubenesque is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler fires a light left to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler lands a slow motion left blow to the head and Rubenesque bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rubenesque tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Rubenesque with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
Coffeeguzzler lands a bone crushing left hook and Rubenesque is knocked out of the ring!!
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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Rubenesque with a series of quick punches to the temple!
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+Rubenesque pops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of off balance blows to the mouth.
+Rubenesque smashes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud punches to the face!!
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-Rubenesque lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a light cross to the jaw.
Coffeeguzzler lands a devestating uppercut and Rubenesque is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Rubenesque collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Coffeeguzzler is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
The doctor won't let Rubenesque P Rotundson IX continue the fight! Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!
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