Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Big Lurch defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 39-37, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, October 19, 2019In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 562 pounds (255 kilograms) is Big Lurch!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 668 pounds (303 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Lurch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of shots to the eye, but Lurch steps aside.
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+Lurch lands a jab to the head.
+Lurch hits with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle lunges with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lurch clocks Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Noodle rocks Lurch with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Lurch clocks Noodle with a volley of punches to the eye. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Lurch annoys Noodle with a vicious right to the mouth.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch tags Noodle with a series of shots to the temple.
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-Noodle launches a volley of right blows to the eye, but Lurch leaps aside.
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+Lurch tags Noodle with a series of punches to the chin!
+Lurch attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
+Lurch suprises Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
+Lurch fires a pair of furious punches to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 52 of 56 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 7 of 22 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 10-9
Lurch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lurch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Lurch hits with a flurry of mean shots to the chin. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
-Lurch attempts a volley of right blows to the head, but only hits air.
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+Lurch fires a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Noodle doesn't notice.
-Lurch tries a left jab to the face, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but Lurch steps aside and laughs.
+Lurch hits with a volley of light punches to the nose.
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-Noodle charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but Lurch quickly backs away.
Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the head!
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of painful shots to the chin.
Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch hits Noodle with a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle punches Lurch with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Noodle attacks with a series of right shots to the mouth, but Lurch stays away from it.
-Noodle attacks with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Noodle charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Noodle drills Lurch with a flurry of loud shots to the ribs.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Lurch steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 28 of 43 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 77 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Lurch doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Lurch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Noodle tries a flurry of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch whacks Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Lurch lashes out with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Lurch smashes Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple. Noodle gets mad!
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-Noodle probes with a pair of blows to the face, but goes wide.
+Lurch slams Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the face. Noodle ignores it.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle tries to land a flurry of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Lurch shakes Noodle with a mean jab to the head. Noodle gets mad!
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+Lurch lands a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Lurch punches Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 38 of 42 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 6 of 24 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 29-28
Lurch doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Lurch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
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-Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
+Lurch throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Lurch attacks with a left right to the mouth, but Noodle stays away from it.
+Noodle fires a flurry of powerful blows to the chin!! Lurch seems wobbly!
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+Lurch connects with a uppercut to the head.
-Noodle tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but Lurch escapes.
Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle fires a series of hard punches to the nose.
Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lurch tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Noodle hammers Lurch with a series of commanding shots to the head.
+Lurch backs up Noodle with a volley of painful blows to the eye!!
+Noodle slams Lurch with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
-Noodle fires a volley of blows to the chin, but Lurch ducks.
+Noodle catches Lurch with a flurry of off balance shots to the chin! Lurch shakes his head to clear it.
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-Noodle paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Lurch ducks just in time.
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-Lurch attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Noodle fires a series of right blows to the chest, but Lurch steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of shots to the nose, but Lurch ties him up.
+Lurch tosses a series of punches to the head.
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-Noodle charges with a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lurch staggers Noodle with a series of punches to the eye.
+Noodle clocks Lurch with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Lurch landed 27 of 38 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 86 punches.
Big Lurch won the round 10-9
Big Lurch is winning the fight 39-37
Lurch doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: Big Lurch 10-9
Total Score: Big Lurch 39-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: Big Lurch 10-9
Total Score: Big Lurch 40-36
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: Big Lurch 10-9
Total Score: Big Lurch 40-36
Big Lurch wins by decision!
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