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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, September 14, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 266 pounds (121 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman pokes Slugger 99 with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
-Slugger 99 probes with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Slugger 99 attacks with a series of shots to the stomach, but Neuman ducks just in time.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman slams Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the eye. Slugger 99 shakes his head to clear it.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Neuman leaps aside.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 17 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slugger 99 attempts a right uppercut to the stomach, but Neuman quickly backs away.
+Neuman hits with a barrage of solid punches to the head. Slugger 99 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slugger 99 throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Slugger 99 throws a volley of punches to the chest. Neuman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 17 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 smashes Neuman with a strong hook to the solar plexus!
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Neuman throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Neuman belts Slugger 99 with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Slugger 99 paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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+Neuman hits with a volley of quick shots to the eye.
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+Neuman belts Slugger 99 with a barrage of furious shots to the chin. Slugger 99 shakes his head to clear it.
-Slugger 99 fires a uppercut to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman hits with a loud left to the mouth.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 32 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman rocks Slugger 99 with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 suprises Neuman with a roundhouse to the stomach!
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Slugger 99 lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Neuman lands a pair of quick punches to the head. Slugger 99 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Slugger 99 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Neuman ties him up.
+Neuman fires a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 23 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 6 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Slugger 99 lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman strikes with a pair of loud blows to the ribs. Slugger 99 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Slugger 99 staggers Neuman with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
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-Slugger 99 tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Neuman attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 27 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 9 of 22 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 48-47


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

+Neuman tosses a pair of painful blows to the chest.
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-Neuman probes with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Slugger 99 paws a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Neuman blocks.
+Neuman nails Slugger 99 with a hook to the chest.
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+Neuman catches Slugger 99 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman strikes with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Slugger 99 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Slugger 99 paws a series of right blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Slugger 99 lunges with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Neuman blocks.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a left hook to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Slugger 99 throws a series of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Slugger 99 throws a volley of punches to the face. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Slugger 99 lands a cruel hook and Neuman falls senseless!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger 99 hits with a volley of hard shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 24 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 12 of 31 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 58-55


Neuman is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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-Slugger 99 probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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-Slugger 99 tries to land a pair of left shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Slugger 99 punches Neuman with a wild right to the mouth.
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-Slugger 99 tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman lands a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Neuman drills Slugger 99 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Slugger 99 throws a pair of blows to the head, but fails to score.
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-Neuman paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Neuman clocks Slugger 99 with a volley of punches to the nose. Slugger 99 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 23 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 9 of 35 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 68-64


Neuman is obviously tired. He has gash below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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+Slugger 99 hits Neuman with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Neuman hurts Slugger 99 with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Neuman takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Slugger 99 gets mad!
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+Slugger 99 punches Neuman with a barrage of quick shots to the mouth.
Slugger 99 lands a well placed left cross to the jaw and Neuman drops like a stone!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Slugger 99 fires a barrage of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
-Slugger 99 paws a left hook to the chin, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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+Neuman takes charge with a mean left to the stomach.
-Slugger 99 tries a pair of left shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Neuman fires a uppercut to the eye.
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-Neuman probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Slugger 99 covers himself well.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Slugger 99 jars Neuman with a series of commanding blows to the head. Neuman seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 32 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 11 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 78-72


Neuman is slowing down. He has gash below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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+Neuman rocks Slugger 99 with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
-Slugger 99 probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman backs up Slugger 99 with a loud jab to the head.
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+Slugger 99 annoys Neuman with a pair of solid shots to the temple.
Slugger 99 lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Neuman is flattened!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger 99 slams Neuman with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
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-Slugger 99 launches a left uppercut to the nose, but Neuman leaps aside.
+Neuman pummels Slugger 99 with a flurry of loud punches to the head!
-Neuman lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Slugger 99 fires a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Neuman escapes.
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+Neuman strikes with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Neuman lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Slugger 99 steps aside and laughs.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 31 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 10 of 32 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-8

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 88-80


Neuman looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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-Neuman throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Slugger 99 throws a series of right shots to the chin, but falls short.
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+Slugger 99 throws a series of painful blows to the mouth.
Slugger 99 lands a brutal right blow to the temple and Neuman falls to the canvas!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman scores with a pair of nasty blows to the mouth.
-Neuman attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman nails Slugger 99 with a stinging straight right to the nose.
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+Slugger 99 attacks with a light jab to the face! Neuman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Slugger 99 lashes out with a uppercut to the face, but only hits air.
+Neuman scores with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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The fighters circle.
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+Neuman thumps Slugger 99 with a pair of punches to the chest!
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BELL
Neuman collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Slugger 99 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The doctor won't let Alfred E. Neuman continue the fight! Test Slugger 99 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 7: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 8: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 9: Test Slugger 99 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 7: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 8: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 9: Test Slugger 99 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 6: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 7: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 8: Test Slugger 99 10-8
Round 9: Test Slugger 99 10-8

Test Slugger 99 wins by a technical knockout!