Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz by unanimous decision: 114-112, 114-112, 114-112.Match Monday, September 2, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Lord connects with a strong right to the mouth. Underpants Sniffer falls against the ropes!
+Lord punches Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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+Lord tosses a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Underpants Sniffer lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a cross to the face, but misses completely.
Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord throws a series of stiff punches to the temple. Underpants Sniffer shakes his head to clear it.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer lunges with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Lord backs out of it.
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+Underpants Sniffer hits Lord with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 25 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 7 of 23 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9
Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!
Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer fights inside. (inside)
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+Lord annoys Underpants Sniffer with a glancing right to the ribs. Underpants Sniffer grimaces in pain.
+Underpants Sniffer throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Lord takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest. Underpants Sniffer shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lord drills Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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+Lord lands a series of punches to the stomach. Underpants Sniffer retreats to the far corner.
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+Underpants Sniffer jars Lord with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Underpants Sniffer whacks Lord with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a straight right to the chest, but Lord steps aside.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord jolts Underpants Sniffer with a series of stiff shots to the ribs.
-Underpants Sniffer charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but misses.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 26 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 13 of 39 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18
Lord doesn't even want to rest!
Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks.
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+Lord punches Underpants Sniffer with a series of shots to the chest!!
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lord throws a jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Lord pops Underpants Sniffer with a wild roundhouse to the stomach!! Underpants Sniffer laughs!
Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Underpants Sniffer fires a volley of punches to the chest.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord throws a pair of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Lord fires a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Underpants Sniffer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 33 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 7 of 23 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27
Lord doesn't even want to rest!
Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Underpants Sniffer tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but Lord ties him up.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Underpants Sniffer covers up.
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+Underpants Sniffer takes charge with a volley of off balance blows to the stomach. Lord ignores it.
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-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Lord escapes.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 8 of 35 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37
Lord doesn't even want to rest!
Underpants Sniffer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer fights inside. (inside)
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+Lord hits with a light left to the chest.
+Lord connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!! Underpants Sniffer falls against the ropes!
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord fires a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
+Underpants Sniffer hurts Lord with a series of stinging shots to the ribs!
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-Underpants Sniffer tries a series of blows to the ribs, but Lord ducks.
+Lord solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Underpants Sniffer quickly recovers.
+Underpants Sniffer pops Lord with a series of off balance blows to the stomach!
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+Lord pounds Underpants Sniffer with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!
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-Underpants Sniffer tries a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Lord steps aside.
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+Lord hits Underpants Sniffer with a series of punches to the chest! Underpants Sniffer backpedals to his own corner.
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+Lord scores with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord slams Underpants Sniffer with a series of punches to the stomach. Underpants Sniffer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Lord quickly backs away.
-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 31 of 31 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 12 of 42 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Underpants Sniffer belts Lord with a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
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+Underpants Sniffer scores with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
-Underpants Sniffer throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 7 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 9 of 31 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer fights inside. (inside)
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+Lord slams Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of vicious shots to the chest.
-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Lord tags Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of vicious shots to the stomach.
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-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Lord quickly backs away.
+Underpants Sniffer hits with a nasty straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a left uppercut to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Lord jars Underpants Sniffer with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Underpants Sniffer punches Lord with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Lord connects with a roundhouse to the ribs. Underpants Sniffer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Lord lands a heavy jab to the stomach.
+Lord hurts Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 32 of 35 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 12 of 40 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-65
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Lord pokes Underpants Sniffer with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer probes with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Lord covers himself well.
-Underpants Sniffer paws a series of right shots to the jaw, but Lord ducks.
+Underpants Sniffer scores with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Underpants Sniffer lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Lord backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 9 of 30 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a series of left shots to the eye, but Lord blocks.
-Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Lord escapes.
Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord jolts Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of solid punches to the head. Underpants Sniffer grimaces in pain.
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+Underpants Sniffer smacks Lord with a volley of vicious shots to the head!!
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+Lord annoys Underpants Sniffer with a straight right to the face.
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+Lord strikes with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Lord ties him up.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a series of left shots to the chin, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 24 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 11 of 33 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-84
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Underpants Sniffer hurts Lord with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord throws a pair of light punches to the nose.
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Lord backs out of it.
+Underpants Sniffer throws a barrage of blows to the nose. Lord asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Lord slams Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of stinging shots to the mouth.
+Lord takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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-Underpants Sniffer throws a left hook to the face, but Lord steps aside.
Lord tries to attack, but Underpants Sniffer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Underpants Sniffer hits with a right to the face!! Lord falls against the ropes!
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+Lord throws a vicious straight right to the temple.
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-Underpants Sniffer paws a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Lord stays away from it.
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-Underpants Sniffer attacks with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Lord hits with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Lord staggers Underpants Sniffer with a series of punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 33 of 33 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 11 of 32 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-93
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Underpants Sniffer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Underpants Sniffer punches Lord with a loud jab to the temple!! Lord covers up.
+Underpants Sniffer backs up Lord with a volley of punches to the head. Lord shakes his head to clear it.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Lord thumps Underpants Sniffer with a strong jab to the nose. Underpants Sniffer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Underpants Sniffer pops Lord with a pair of uppercuts to the nose! Lord is hurt!
Underpants Sniffer lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Lord goes over backwards!!
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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lord annoys Underpants Sniffer with a series of blows to the chin.
-Underpants Sniffer probes with a flurry of hooks to the chin, but fails to score.
-Underpants Sniffer charges with a jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a barrage of roundhouses to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Lord smashes Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of furious uppercuts to the nose.
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+Lord annoys Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Underpants Sniffer jolts Lord with a punch to the nose.
+Lord hits with a loud left to the chin. Underpants Sniffer seems wobbly!
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Lord hits Underpants Sniffer with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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+Lord belts Underpants Sniffer with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Underpants Sniffer nails Lord with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the face.
Underpants Sniffer lands a thundering haymaker and Lord's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lord hurts Underpants Sniffer with a vicious jab to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 30 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 15 of 39 punches.
Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz won the round 10-7
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 104-103
Lord is obviously tired.
Underpants Sniffer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Underpants Sniffer is brawling. (inside)
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-Underpants Sniffer charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lord slams Underpants Sniffer with a straight right to the nose.
+Lord connects with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Underpants Sniffer hits with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
+Lord hits with a jab to the head.
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+Lord lands a vicious jab to the nose.
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+Lord hammers Underpants Sniffer with a pair of stinging punches to the head!!
+Lord catches Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth!
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-Underpants Sniffer attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Lord leaps aside.
+Lord wallops Underpants Sniffer with a left to the chin.
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+Lord tosses a barrage of commanding shots to the chest. Underpants Sniffer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lord annoys Underpants Sniffer with a series of light punches to the solar plexus. Underpants Sniffer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lord tags Underpants Sniffer with a pair of punches to the chin. Underpants Sniffer laughs!
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+Lord tags Underpants Sniffer with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Underpants Sniffer lashes out with a pair of mean blows to the jaw.
+Lord fires a jab to the mouth.
-Underpants Sniffer tries to land a left uppercut to the head, but Lord quickly backs away.
+Lord hammers Underpants Sniffer with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
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+Lord clocks Underpants Sniffer with a stiff right to the head. Underpants Sniffer seems wobbly!
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+Lord punches Underpants Sniffer with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Lord wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Underpants Sniffer paws a left straight right to the temple, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
+Lord pummels Underpants Sniffer with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Lord tosses a volley of punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 67 of 69 punches, and Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz landed 14 of 39 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 114-112
Lord is obviously tired.
Underpants Sniffer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-7
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 114-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-7
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 114-112
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Robby "Underpants Sniffer" Seltz 10-7
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 114-112
Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!
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