Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Grundi by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Monday, September 2, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Grundi!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 smashes Grundi with a loud right to the ribs!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of loud shots to the stomach. Grundi laughs!
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi throws a straight right to the chest, but to no avail.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grundi pummels Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 24 punches, and Grundi landed 7 of 27 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grundi doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 tags Grundi with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus! Grundi quickly recovers.
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+Grundi tags Dorkness 2 with a flurry of blows to the chest.
-Grundi tries to land a left hook to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Grundi drills Dorkness 2 with a right to the stomach.
-Grundi charges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Grundi quickly backs away.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Grundi ignores it.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 throws a volley of vicious blows to the solar plexus!
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Grundi landed 8 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
Grundi remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Grundi tries to land a pair of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Grundi fires a quick cross to the stomach.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi launches a straight right to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 2 smacks Grundi with a pair of shots to the stomach. Grundi hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 2 nails Grundi with a volley of blows to the chest. Grundi gets mad!
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-Grundi fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 20 of 22 punches, and Grundi landed 7 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grundi grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Grundi with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a hook to the ribs.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grundi stuns Dorkness 2 with a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 26 punches, and Grundi landed 7 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grundi is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Dorkness 2 tosses a mean straight right to the stomach! Grundi falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 2 scores with a barrage of mean blows to the chest. Grundi sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grundi lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach.
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-Grundi attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Grundi with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Grundi launches a hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grundi clocks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 covers up.
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-Grundi attacks with a right left to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of nice blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 2 tosses a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 catches Grundi with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Grundi with a barrage of loud shots to the chest. Grundi seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 36 of 39 punches, and Grundi landed 8 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Grundi is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Grundi with a strong uppercut to the ribs. Grundi asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Grundi launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Grundi hammers Dorkness 2 with a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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-Grundi paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Grundi with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a barrage of stiff shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Grundi retreats to the far corner.
-Grundi fires a barrage of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of nice shots to the ribs.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Grundi with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 40 of 40 punches, and Grundi landed 7 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Grundi looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Dorkness 2 tags Grundi with a barrage of nice shots to the ribs. Grundi hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 2 lands a ferocious hook and Grundi collapses!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Grundi can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!
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