Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Thursday, August 22, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) is Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Tutu! with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu! with a loud roundhouse to the temple.
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-Tutu! fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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-Tutu! tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
-Tutu! throws a left sweeping right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Tutu! is hurt!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! blocks.
-Tutu! attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Tutu! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 30 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 30 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach!
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+Tutu! strikes with a painful jab to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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-Tutu! attempts a left roundhouse to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the stomach, but Tutu! blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu! with a series of furious punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 32 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 23 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Tutu! paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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+Tutu! hits with a volley of mean punches to the ribs!!
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-Tutu! throws a right to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu! with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Tutu! launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Tutu! launches a series of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu! solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu! fires a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 35 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 36 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Tutu! hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of vicious punches to the chest!!
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-Tutu! tries a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Tutu! tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 5 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 7 of 41 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+Tutu! attacks with a straight right to the stomach!
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Tutu! paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! launches a left left to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Tutu! with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 34 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 40 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-46
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu! throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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-Tutu! attempts a jab to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Tutu! probes with a jab to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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-Tutu! throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 5 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 6 of 44 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Tutu! lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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-Tutu! launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Tutu! with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs. Tutu! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Tutu! attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Tutu! connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Tutu! probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Tutu! with a glancing jab to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Tutu! with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! throws a right left to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 7 of 43 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 68-65
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! tries a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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-Tutu! attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu! shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu! lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 5 of 7 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 42 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of mean punches to the face!
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-Tutu! paws a left jab to the chest, but misses.
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+Tutu! hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Tutu! with a volley of punches to the face. Tutu! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of right punches to the head, but misses.
-Tutu! probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 34 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 42 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 87-84
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+Tutu! whacks Coffeeguzzler with a solid straight right to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu! with a barrage of vicious punches to the head!
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Tutu! with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
-Tutu! attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu! with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Tutu! launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
-Tutu! paws a straight right to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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-Tutu! lunges with a series of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of left punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 9 of 48 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 97-93
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Tutu! hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Tutu! throws a series of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the head! Tutu! quickly recovers.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Tutu! ignores it.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Tutu! with a volley of strong punches to the nose. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu! with a pair of punches to the eye. Tutu! retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 9 of 44 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 107-102
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 12
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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-Tutu! charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but falls short.
+Tutu! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
-Tutu! tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! tries a series of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 5 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 46 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 116-112
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 116-112
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 116-112
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!
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