Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Big Boys Monster IX defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, July 15, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 94 pounds (43 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster IX!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the jaw!!
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Big Boys Monster Ix with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tosses a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the temple, but Big Boys Monster Ix beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of nice combinations to the head.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left combinations to the temple, but Big Boys Monster Ix leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tosses a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 32 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of loud shots to the stomach! Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix backs out of it.
+Dorkness 1 tattoos Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of commanding combinations to the solar plexus!!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix grazes Dorkness 1 with a jab to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a flurry of loud shots to the chest. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Big Boys Monster Ix hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 33 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix deftly avoits it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a furious jab to the ribs.
+Big Boys Monster Ix pummels Dorkness 1 with a series of wild punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of vicious combinations to the solar plexus. Big Boys Monster Ix is hurt!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Big Boys Monster Ix steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 32 of 32 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix jars Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 tags Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left straight right to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix narrowly avoids it
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pummels Dorkness 1 with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 29 of 29 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of stiff combinations to the ribs. Big Boys Monster Ix shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left jab to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw!!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix staggers Dorkness 1 with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but Big Boys Monster Ix backs out of it.
+Big Boys Monster Ix grazes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix rocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Big Boys Monster Ix whacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix shakes Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of combinations to the stomach!!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix shakes Dorkness 1 with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of right combinations to the ribs, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 suprises Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a series of stiff punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Big Boys Monster Ix scores with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix lashes out with a series of mean blows to the temple. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a barrage of wild blows to the head. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hurts Dorkness 1 with a mean jab to the temple. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 28 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a wild right to the jaw.
+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix backs up Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the mouth!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of nice combinations to the chest!!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix leaps aside.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of painful combinations to the chest.
+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a volley of punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 29 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a combination to the eye.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of nice punches to the ribs. Big Boys Monster Ix hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a powerful jab to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 annoys Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 28 of 32 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with Big Boys Monster Ix with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a left uppercut to the temple, but Big Boys Monster Ix blocks.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of mean combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of punches to the head!!
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of shots to the face, but Big Boys Monster Ix leaps aside.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but Big Boys Monster Ix quickly backs away.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pummels Dorkness 1 with a hard jab to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 42 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-112
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-112
Big Boys Monster IX wins by decision!
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