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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, February 9, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) + The fighters trade punches to the face. ... -Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Bug 4 lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the nose! +Noodle drills Bug 4 with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth. -Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it +Bug 4 throws a pair of nasty punches to the mouth! +Bug 4 throws a pair of solid punches to the face. ... ... +Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. -Noodle tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 ties him up. ... +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a hard jab to the eye. ... +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a volley of furious punches to the head. ... ... +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs. ... +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a series of punches to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a series of stiff punches to the head. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest. Noodle doesn't seem bothered. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a stinging roundhouse to the chest. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of light punches to the face! ... ... +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a volley of hard punches to the jaw. +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a series of punches to the stomach. ... +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a pair of off balance blows to the chin. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. ... ... +Noodle scores with a series of punches to the face. ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of hard punches to the chin. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Bug 4 fires a series of hard punches to the chin. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of solid punches to the chest. +Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a hard jab to the eye!! +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a flurry of painful blows to the eye! +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a nasty jab to the chin. + The fighters swap punches to the face. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 64 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 55 of 64 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) + The fighters exchange punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. ... -Bug 4 probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses. ... +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of punches to the head. Noodle gets mad! +Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the nose. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs. + The fighters exchange blows to the mouth. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a nice cross to the chin. +Noodle lashes out with a straight right to the jaw. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Noodle tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the eye. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered. +Bug 4 takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the chin. ... +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw. Noodle laughs! -Bug 4 throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the eye! -Bug 4 attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Noodle ducks. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Bug 4 laughs! +Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the eye. +Noodle hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a flurry of mean punches to the head. +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the face. +Bug 4 tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs. + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a nice sweeping right to the jaw. +Bug 4 throws a series of stiff punches to the stomach!! +Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the face!! +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a commanding jab to the face. +Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the head. +Bug 4 throws a volley of stinging punches to the eye! ... +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a jab to the head. Noodle grimaces in pain. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a jab to the chin. Bug 4 gets mad! +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of punches to the head. +Noodle attacks with a hard jab to the nose. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of strong punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 scores with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the head. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a jab to the chin!! +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a jab to the eye. + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 60 of 60 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 102 of 120 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Bug 4 fires a left to the ribs. Noodle ignores it. -Noodle tries a roundhouse to the temple, but is ineffective. ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 takes charge with a series of stinging punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose. ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest. ... ... ... +Bug 4 connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose. -Bug 4 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Noodle stays away from it. -Noodle lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 steps aside. -Noodle lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it ... ... +Noodle tosses a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Bug 4 doesn't notice. +Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a flurry of light punches to the head! +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a pair of solid punches to the eye. + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. ... +Noodle solidly lands a series of punches to the eye. Bug 4 is hurt! +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the ribs. ... +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach. -Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle leaps aside. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the nose. -Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but Bug 4 covers himself well. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the eye. +Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a volley of punches to the eye. ... +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the jaw!! +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... ... + The fighters exchange blows to the jaw. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 76 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 35 of 49 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... +Bug 4 scores with a volley of mean punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... ... +Bug 4 hits with a strong jab to the chin. ... ... ... +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of nasty punches to the face. Noodle doesn't notice. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a barrage of powerful punches to the face. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" + The fighters swap punches to the head. ... +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the face. ... +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the face. ... ... ... +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a volley of wild punches to the nose. ... -Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short. ... ... +Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of glancing punches to the temple! Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the temple. -Noodle attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 ties him up. ... +Bug 4 tosses a series of punches to the temple. ... ... +Bug 4 strikes with a series of punches to the mouth. -Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Noodle quickly backs away. ... -Bug 4 throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a flurry of punches to the eye. Noodle laughs! ... ... -Noodle lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it -Noodle lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score. -Bug 4 launches a series of right punches to the nose, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... +Noodle fires a flurry of blows to the chin! +Noodle lands a pair of punches to the chin. + The fighters swap punches to the nose. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 43 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 34 of 43 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Christy Martin scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. The bout is declared a draw!