Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Joe Byrd X by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Monday, January 21, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
+Byrd X fires a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Straw throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
Straw lands a powerful right blow to the temple and Byrd X is knocked out of the ring!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Byrd X slams Straw with a series of punches to the face.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw smashes Byrd X with a pair of combinations to the face.
+Straw throws a flurry of combinations to the face.
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+Straw lands Byrd X with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Byrd X tattoos Straw with a series of shots to the chin. Straw laughs!
+Byrd X whacks Straw with a commanding uppercut to the nose.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw punches Byrd X with a volley of light punches to the chin!
Straw lands a lightning hook and Byrd X lands flat on his back!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Byrd X pops Straw with a off balance uppercut to the face.
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+Byrd X throws a barrage of solid shots to the jaw. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a volley of blows to the face, but Byrd X ducks just in time.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 23 of 32 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 24 of 25 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-7
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-7
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 2
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Byrd X smacks Straw with a barrage of commanding shots to the ribs.
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+Straw fires a pair of punches to the chest. Byrd X is hurt!
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X pokes Straw with a series of punches to the stomach. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X annoys Straw with a pair of wild blows to the chest. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attacks with a pair of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 17 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 16 of 25 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-16
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
Byrd X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 3
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Byrd X tags Straw with a pair of nice punches to the stomach!!
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+Straw slams Byrd X with a mean uppercut to the chest!
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits Byrd X with a pair of solid blows to the ribs!
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries a pair of right blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Byrd X attacks with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tags Byrd X with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach!! Byrd X seems wobbly!
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X punches Straw with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 18 of 25 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 16 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-25
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 4
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X pokes Straw with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Byrd X charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Straw jars Byrd X with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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-Straw throws a straight right to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Straw hits with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X jars Straw with a pair of solid blows to the stomach. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Straw fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X attacks with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 19 of 25 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 14 of 25 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-34
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 5
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Straw annoys Byrd X with a barrage of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Straw ducks.
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-Byrd X lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw drills Byrd X with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Byrd X throws a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X scores with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pummels Byrd X with a pair of solid blows to the ribs. Byrd X sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Straw tattoos Byrd X with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 22 of 25 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 11 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 50-43
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 6
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Byrd X throws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Straw backs out of it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw strikes with a flurry of light punches to the stomach. Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw drills Byrd X with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom III landed 20 of 22 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 11 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 60-52
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X collapses limply onto his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 7
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Straw scores with a stiff hook to the ribs.
+Byrd X grazes Straw with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs!
+Straw thumps Byrd X with a series of strong blows to the stomach.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw scores with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs. Straw strikes at will! Byrd X is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Byrd X can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a technical knockout!
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