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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 19, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... -Bug 4 attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle quickly backs away. ... +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Noodle quickly recovers. ... ... +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of painful shots to the mouth. +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a volley of quick punches to the face. +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of off balance punches to the mouth. + The fighters trade punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 throws a right to the head. ... ... +Noodle hits with a volley of nice punches to the nose. -Noodle paws a volley of punches to the head, but Bug 4 ties him up. ... ... +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of loud punches to the face. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of punches to the head. ... ... +Bug 4 attacks with a series of hard punches to the face. ... ... ... +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a series of nasty punches to the nose. +Noodle lands a furious jab to the temple! ... +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye. +Noodle fires a volley of nice punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a jab to the chest. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. ... -Noodle throws a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air. ... ... +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the ribs. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. + The fighters trade punches to the temple. ... ... +Noodle hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 57 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 53 of 65 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the temple. Bug 4 quickly recovers. -Bug 4 fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a left to the stomach. +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the head. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of hard punches to the jaw. ... +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... +Noodle lands a right to the mouth. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 doesn't notice. -Bug 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Noodle blocks. +Bug 4 tosses a pair of vicious punches to the eye. +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a roundhouse to the chest. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chest. Noodle is hurt! + The fighters trade punches to the face. ... +Bug 4 hits with a sweeping right to the head. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a strong straight right to the chin! Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. + The fighters swap punches to the face. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!! +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" +Noodle takes charge with a mean jab to the jaw. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a pair of punches to the face. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a heavy sweeping right to the mouth. +Bug 4 solidly lands a series of punches to the chest. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Noodle attacks with a series of solid punches to the stomach! Bug 4 gets mad! ... ... +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle tosses a powerful jab to the head. +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the chest. +Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw. -Bug 4 tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Noodle ducks just in time. +Bug 4 scores with a series of punches to the temple. -Bug 4 charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Noodle quickly backs away. -Bug 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but Noodle ducks just in time. ... +Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a jab to the nose. +Bug 4 lands a pair of mean punches to the mouth. Noodle doesn't notice. + The fighters swap punches to the nose. -Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly. +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 73 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 121 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a barrage of off balance blows to the jaw. ... ... ... +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the face. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a series of punches to the mouth. +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 strikes with a nasty roundhouse to the face! ... +Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the eye. Bug 4 gets mad! +Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chest. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a nice straight right to the chest. ... ... ... -Bug 4 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide. +Noodle throws a flurry of painful punches to the temple! Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. -Noodle charges with a jab to the head, but Bug 4 leaps aside. ... ... ... ... +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a left to the chin!! +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a series of hard blows to the head. +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. ... ... ... ... ... + The fighters trade punches to the head. +Noodle fires a flurry of solid punches to the jaw. ... -Noodle probes with a right straight right to the chest, but comes up empty. ... -Noodle lunges with a straight right to the eye, but Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 takes charge with a cross to the ribs. +Noodle throws a series of punches to the eye. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 87 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 42 of 48 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... ... +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the head. -Noodle tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 leaps aside. -Bug 4 charges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a cross to the jaw. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered. +Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the face!! Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple. Noodle gets mad! -Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow. +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a series of commanding punches to the face. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a right to the head!! +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a flurry of light punches to the chin! Noodle laughs! ... +Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest. ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face. +Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the temple. ... ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a powerful straight right to the chin. -Noodle lunges with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty. ... +Noodle strikes with a volley of hard punches to the chest. -Noodle charges with a series of punches to the head, but Bug 4 hides behind his gloves. + The fighters exchange shots to the mouth. -Noodle tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short. ... +Bug 4 fires a barrage of hard punches to the head. +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a light right to the head. ... -Bug 4 throws a straight right to the nose, but Noodle escapes. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a pair of off balance punches to the chest. Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of painful shots to the head. ... ... ... ... ... -Noodle fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty. +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chest. +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a nice right to the eye. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the jaw! +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the nose. Noodle covers up. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 89 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 33 of 51 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Christy Martin scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. The bout is declared a draw!