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(Heavyweight) Total Mad Ownage defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, June 9, 2018

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 739 pounds (335 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 325 pounds (147 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage tries to land a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Kevin strikes with a pair of punches to the chest. Ownage asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kevin shakes Ownage with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Kevin hurts Ownage with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Ownage attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Kevin charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage charges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Ownage ducks.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 19 of 33 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 2 of 40 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Ownage doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Kevin steps aside.
+Ownage grazes Kevin with a jab to the chin.
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-Ownage throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage tries a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin hurts Ownage with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Ownage leaps aside.
-Ownage attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Ownage launches a right jab to the jaw, but falls short.
-Ownage throws a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Ownage attempts a left jab to the eye, but misses.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Kevin tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage hides behind his gloves.
-Ownage tries a pair of left punches to the face, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
-Ownage lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Ownage attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Ownage attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 31 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 6 of 76 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ownage launches a series of left punches to the eye, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
-Ownage launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Ownage tries a left roundhouse to the head, but Kevin quickly backs away.
-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
+Ownage pokes Kevin with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin rocks Ownage with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Ownage throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin staggers Ownage with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Ownage launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Ownage throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kevin pummels Ownage with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Ownage lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Kevin covers himself well.
-Kevin launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Ownage grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 33 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 6 of 72 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ownage is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin stuns Ownage with a volley of mean punches to the chest. Ownage laughs!
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-Ownage tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but Kevin blocks.
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-Ownage launches a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Kevin charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Ownage launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Ownage probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Kevin tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but Ownage backs out of it.
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-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Ownage fires a series of right punches to the temple, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage launches a barrage of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin thumps Ownage with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Ownage tattoos Kevin with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the face, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
-Ownage throws a volley of left punches to the head, but misses.
-Ownage probes with a cross to the head, but only hits air.
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+Kevin grazes Ownage with a powerful jab to the chest. Ownage retreats to the far corner.
-Ownage throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Kevin backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 36 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 6 of 66 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin is obviously tired.

Ownage looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage throws a series of punches to the chest, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
-Ownage probes with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Kevin ducks.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Kevin covers himself well.
-Ownage fires a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Ownage lunges with a left to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage launches a series of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Ownage attempts a cross to the jaw, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Ownage tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin ducks.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Kevin escapes.
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-Ownage tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Ownage throws a volley of punches to the head, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Ownage lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Ownage tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but Kevin leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 4 of 8 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 70 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 49-46


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ownage is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage launches a series of punches to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin takes charge with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs!!
-Ownage attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of shots to the head, but Kevin steps aside.
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+Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Ownage launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Kevin tosses a pair of hard punches to the chest. Ownage covers up.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Ownage ties him up.
-Ownage tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage leaps aside.
+Kevin throws a volley of punches to the stomach. Ownage grimaces in pain.
-Kevin lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Ownage strikes with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Ownage throws a jab to the temple, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Kevin paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin stuns Ownage with a volley of hard punches to the stomach!!
-Ownage attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage attempts a roundhouse to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage paws a pair of punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Kevin tattoos Ownage with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Ownage doesn't seem bothered.
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-Ownage throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
-Ownage tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 52 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 5 of 72 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin is obviously tired.

Ownage is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Ownage charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
-Ownage lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
-Ownage probes with a jab to the face, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Kevin blocks.
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-Ownage launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage attempts a jab to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Ownage attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Ownage attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage tries a volley of right punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 4 of 9 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 69 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin is obviously tired.

Ownage is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin catches Ownage with a volley of off balance punches to the chest.
+Kevin jolts Ownage with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
+Kevin grazes Ownage with a volley of shots to the stomach.
-Ownage tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Kevin steps aside.
-Kevin tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Ownage tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Kevin pounds Ownage with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Ownage ducks.
+Kevin belts Ownage with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Ownage charges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Ownage attempts a left right to the head, but Kevin escapes.
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-Kevin fires a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Ownage launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage attacks with a left to the chest, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Ownage fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevin tries a jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Ownage attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage tries a flurry of punches to the head, but Kevin ducks.
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-Ownage attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Kevin clocks Ownage with a jab to the stomach.
-Ownage tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin escapes.
-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 60 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 75 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin is slowing down.

Ownage is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage charges with a right jab to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Kevin attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Ownage probes with a right straight right to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin blocks.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Ownage throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Ownage attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Kevin quickly backs away.
-Ownage tries to land a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Ownage lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Kevin stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 3 of 8 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 5 of 77 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-84


Kevin is obviously tired.

Ownage is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Ownage launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage ducks.
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-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage throws a right roundhouse to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Ownage fires a right to the face, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Kevin catches Ownage with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Kevin stuns Ownage with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but Ownage escapes.
-Ownage charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin scores with a light uppercut to the stomach.
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-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin probes with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ownage launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Ownage fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Kevin ties him up.
+Kevin hits with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Ownage laughs!
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Kevin ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 56 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 56 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-93


Kevin is slowing down.

Ownage is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Ownage attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Ownage paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Kevin covers himself well.
-Ownage attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Ownage launches a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage attempts a jab to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage throws a series of punches to the chin, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 2 of 8 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 56 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-103


Kevin is slowing down.

Ownage is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Ownage grazes Kevin with a pair of strong punches to the face.
Ownage lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Kevin is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Total Mad Ownage wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kevin can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Ownage is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Total Mad Ownage 10-9

Total Mad Ownage wins by a knockout!