Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Dynamo Crunch defeated Rustle "Hey" Relax by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, April 21, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 475 pounds (215 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Dynamo Crunch!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Hey throws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Hey throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Crunch blocks.
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-Crunch probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 22 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 2 of 8 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9
Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
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-Hey charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Crunch steps aside.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey paws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Crunch attacks with a series of right blows to the nose, but Hey narrowly avoids it
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-Hey attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Crunch takes it in the forearms.
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-Hey probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Hey throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 21 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 3 of 8 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18
Hey is slowing down.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey attacks with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Hey lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Hey tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 23 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 3 of 8 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27
Hey collapses limply onto his stool.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
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-Hey lashes out with a right right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Hey probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Crunch leaps aside.
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Crunch tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 25 punches, and Dynamo Crunch landed 4 of 7 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 40-36
Hey can't remember which corner is his.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crunch covers up.
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+Crunch jolts Hey with a series of blows to the nose. Hey is hurt! Crunch attacks like a wild man! Hey collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Dynamo Crunch wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hey can't remember which corner is his.
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Dynamo Crunch wins by a technical knockout!
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