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(Super-Heavyweight) Walker A. Elser defeated Friction by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, January 13, 2018

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 843 pounds (382 kilograms) is Walker A. Elser!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Friction!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Friction pokes Elser with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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+Friction slams Elser with a volley of stinging punches to the temple. Elser sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Friction jolts Elser with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
-Friction probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Elser beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
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+Elser tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Friction clocks Elser with a volley of stinging blows to the chin. Elser shakes his head to clear it.
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-Friction paws a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Elser attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Friction backs out of it.
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+Elser stuns Friction with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
-Friction probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Elser narrowly avoids it
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-Elser tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Friction beats a hasty retreat.
+Friction backs up Elser with a barrage of painful punches to the temple!! Elser quickly recovers.
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+Elser takes charge with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Elser tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Friction lands a barrage of stinging punches to the nose! Elser seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 18 of 32 punches, and Friction landed 33 of 56 punches.

Friction won the round 10-9

Friction is winning the fight 10-9


Elser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Friction doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Elser jolts Friction with a pair of punches to the chin. Friction ignores it.
+Elser stuns Friction with a barrage of mean blows to the head!
-Friction attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Elser stays away from it.
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-Friction lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Friction hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Elser backpedals to his own corner.
-Elser throws a right left to the head, but Friction narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Friction stuns Elser with a flurry of punches to the chest. Elser gets mad!
+Friction hits with a pair of punches to the face.
-Elser paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Friction beats a hasty retreat.
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+Friction wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Elser ignores it.
-Elser attacks with a pair of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Elser throws a series of punches to the head.
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+Friction staggers Elser with a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Friction throws a series of painful punches to the jaw. Elser falls against the ropes!
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+Friction clocks Elser with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Elser smashes Friction with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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-Friction tries a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Elser narrowly avoids it
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+Elser hits with a series of punches to the face.
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-Friction attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Elser deftly avoits it.
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+Friction hurts Elser with a volley of punches to the head!! Elser ignores it.
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+Elser rocks Friction with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 28 of 42 punches, and Friction landed 29 of 52 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Friction is winning the fight 20-19


Elser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Friction doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Friction probes with a straight right to the ribs, but Elser ducks.
+Friction stuns Elser with a stiff right to the nose.
-Friction attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Friction attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but Elser steps aside and laughs.
-Friction lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Friction hits Elser with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Elser covers up.
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+Friction throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Elser jars Friction with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Elser attacks with a pair of wild punches to the chin!
-Friction attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Friction hits with a pair of light punches to the eye!
-Friction attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Elser steps aside.
+Friction pokes Elser with a nice jab to the head.
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+Elser throws a series of nasty punches to the head!
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-Elser charges with a right to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Elser hurts Friction with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Friction thumps Elser with a wild jab to the mouth!!
-Friction throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Friction lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Elser narrowly avoids it
+Friction hammers Elser with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Friction hits Elser with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
+Friction connects with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Friction fires a right jab to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Elser tosses a right to the head.
+Friction hits with a volley of punches to the face. Elser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Elser hits with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth. Friction backpedals to his own corner.
-Elser fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Elser wallops Friction with a pair of punches to the jaw. Friction beats a hasty retreat.
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+Friction attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 29 of 42 punches, and Friction landed 42 of 81 punches.

Friction won the round 10-9

Friction is winning the fight 30-28


Elser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Friction remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Friction fires a volley of punches to the face!! Elser covers up.
+Elser solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
+Elser smashes Friction with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Friction throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Elser hits Friction with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
+Friction jars Elser with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
+Elser fires a barrage of nasty punches to the face! Friction quickly recovers.
-Friction charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Elser steps aside.
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+Friction jolts Elser with a series of glancing punches to the face. Elser beats a hasty retreat.
+Friction jars Elser with a series of stiff punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Friction attacks with a pair of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Elser hurts Friction with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
+Friction punches Elser with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
-Friction tries a volley of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Friction hits with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Friction attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Elser stays away from it.
-Friction throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Elser backs out of it.
-Friction tries to land a left jab to the chest, but only hits air.
+Friction fires a pair of punches to the chin.
+Friction drills Elser with a pair of strong punches to the temple!
+Friction drills Elser with a series of furious punches to the chin. Elser ignores it.
+Elser catches Friction with a barrage of glancing punches to the head!! Friction shakes his head to clear it.
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+Friction tattoos Elser with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple! Elser doesn't notice.
-Friction tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Friction hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw. Elser doesn't notice.
+Elser strikes with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
-Friction charges with a series of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
+Friction lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Elser belts Friction with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. Friction ignores it.
-Friction attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Elser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Friction throws a cross to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 36 of 45 punches, and Friction landed 50 of 100 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-9

Friction is winning the fight 39-38


Elser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Friction grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Elser attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Friction probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Elser hides behind his gloves.
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-Elser lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Friction tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Elser scores with a volley of hard blows to the chin.
+Friction connects with a flurry of furious punches to the temple! Elser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Friction tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Elser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Elser hits with a straight right to the chin. Friction laughs!
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-Friction probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Friction smacks Elser with a series of punches to the face.
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+Elser staggers Friction with a jab to the face. Friction doesn't notice.
-Friction launches a series of punches to the jaw, but Elser deftly avoits it.
+Friction punches Elser with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Elser connects with a painful left to the nose. Friction beats a hasty retreat.
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+Friction punches Elser with a pair of punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Friction tries a pair of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Elser tries a left to the jaw, but Friction ducks.
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+Friction hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Elser smashes Friction with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 30 of 38 punches, and Friction landed 25 of 69 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Elser doesn't even want to rest!

Friction grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Friction probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Elser beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Elser connects with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Friction lashes out with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Friction hits with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Friction hits with a series of punches to the eye. Elser quickly recovers.
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+Friction shakes Elser with a series of punches to the ribs!!
+Elser tosses a pair of punches to the face.
-Friction attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Friction drills Elser with a off balance sweeping right to the solar plexus!
+Elser stuns Friction with a pair of nasty punches to the eye. Friction doesn't notice.
-Friction fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Friction throws a right left to the temple, but Elser ducks just in time.
+Friction punches Elser with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Friction wallops Elser with a series of glancing punches to the face. Elser grimaces in pain.
-Friction tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Friction hammers Elser with a series of glancing punches to the head. Elser retreats to the far corner.
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-Friction launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Friction charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Elser thumps Friction with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Elser stuns Friction with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
-Friction attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Elser deftly avoits it.
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-Friction fires a volley of left punches to the nose, but Elser ducks just in time.
+Elser tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Friction hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Friction fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Friction charges with a left roundhouse to the nose, but Elser ducks just in time.
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+Elser nails Friction with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
-Friction fires a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Friction clocks Elser with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Elser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Friction launches a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 48 of 50 punches, and Friction landed 45 of 112 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-9

Walker A. Elser is winning the fight 58-57


Elser doesn't even want to rest!

Friction is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Friction lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Elser beats a hasty retreat.
-Friction lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Friction tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Friction tattoos Elser with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Friction hits Elser with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Friction paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Elser covers himself well.
+Elser suprises Friction with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Friction tries to land a left straight right to the head, but Elser covers himself well.
+Friction tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Friction attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Friction probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Elser covers himself well.
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-Friction attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Elser narrowly avoids it
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+Friction fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Friction tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Friction suprises Elser with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
+Elser fires a barrage of punches to the face.
-Friction paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Elser backs out of it.
+Elser scores with a volley of strong punches to the head!
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+Friction stuns Elser with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Elser takes charge with a series of painful punches to the mouth. Friction ignores it.
+Friction annoys Elser with a pair of light punches to the chest.
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-Friction lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but falls short.
+Elser hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Elser hits Friction with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
-Friction attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Friction fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but Elser steps aside.
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+Elser hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin. Friction backpedals to his own corner.
-Friction attacks with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Elser covers himself well.
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-Friction attempts a left straight right to the eye, but Elser ducks just in time.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 46 of 49 punches, and Friction landed 41 of 111 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-9

Walker A. Elser is winning the fight 68-66


Elser doesn't even want to rest!

Friction is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Friction paws a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Friction tries a series of blows to the temple, but Elser beats a hasty retreat.
+Elser tags Friction with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Friction smacks Elser with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Friction throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Elser ducks.
+Elser tattoos Friction with a pair of punches to the eye.
Elser lands a crashing left hook and Friction hurtles to the canvas!!

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SEVEN
Friction struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Friction probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Friction probes with a volley of right blows to the eye, but Elser steps aside and laughs.
-Friction launches a left right to the head, but is ineffective.
-Friction lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Friction smashes Elser with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
-Friction attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Elser ducks just in time.
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+Friction slams Elser with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Elser backpedals to his own corner.
+Friction hits with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Elser stuns Friction with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Friction jolts Elser with a series of nice shots to the head.
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+Elser wallops Friction with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Friction pokes Elser with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Elser laughs!
+Elser pops Friction with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw!
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-Friction attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Elser narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Elser rocks Friction with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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-Friction tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Friction tries to land a right jab to the mouth, but Elser ducks.
+Friction takes charge with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!
+Elser throws a pair of punches to the nose.
+Friction attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Friction tattoos Elser with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Friction stuns Elser with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Elser doesn't seem bothered.
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+Elser belts Friction with a volley of stiff punches to the chin!
+Friction catches Elser with a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 35 of 35 punches, and Friction landed 41 of 111 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-8

Walker A. Elser is winning the fight 78-74


Elser doesn't even want to rest!

Friction looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 9

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Friction tosses a flurry of punches to the chin. Elser grimaces in pain.
+Friction belts Elser with a flurry of punches to the chest. Elser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Elser jars Friction with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
-Friction throws a jab to the nose, but Elser escapes.
-Friction tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Elser narrowly avoids it
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-Friction tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but Elser stays away from it.
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+Elser smacks Friction with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Elser hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
-Friction lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Friction lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Friction lashes out with a pair of light punches to the head.
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-Friction throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Elser backs out of it.
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-Friction attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Friction fires a volley of punches to the head, but Elser steps aside and laughs.
-Friction tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Elser blocks.
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-Friction charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Friction lunges with a left roundhouse to the face, but falls short.
-Friction throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
+Elser throws a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Elser grazes Friction with a series of punches to the nose.
Elser lands a bone crushing right punch in the nose and Friction is knocked down!!

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Friction struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Elser takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Friction throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Friction attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Elser ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walker A. Elser landed 32 of 33 punches, and Friction landed 14 of 77 punches.

Walker A. Elser won the round 10-8

Walker A. Elser is winning the fight 88-82


Elser doesn't even want to rest!

Friction collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 10

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Friction moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Friction throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Elser hits with a glancing jab to the temple.
Elser lands a mighty punch in the nose and Friction is knocked off his feet!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Walker A. Elser wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Elser doesn't even want to rest!

Friction can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Friction 10-9
Round 2: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 3: Friction 10-9
Round 4: Friction 10-9
Round 5: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 6: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 7: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 8: Walker A. Elser 10-8
Round 9: Walker A. Elser 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Friction 10-9
Round 2: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 3: Friction 10-9
Round 4: Friction 10-9
Round 5: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 6: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 7: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 8: Walker A. Elser 10-8
Round 9: Walker A. Elser 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Friction 10-9
Round 2: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 3: Friction 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 6: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 7: Walker A. Elser 10-9
Round 8: Walker A. Elser 10-8
Round 9: Walker A. Elser 10-8

Walker A. Elser wins by a knockout!