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(Lightweight) Gong "I like turtles" Pagong defeated Dead Man Coffeeguzzler by majority decision: 116-111, 115-112, 114-114.

Match Wednesday, October 18, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is Gong "I like turtles" Pagong!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

I Like Turtles clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler clocks I Like Turtles with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of strong punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a hook to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a off balance right to the jaw.
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-I Like Turtles lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of blows to the temple. I Like Turtles doesn't notice.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Like Turtles suprises Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the eye.
+I Like Turtles annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
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-I Like Turtles charges with a hook to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
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+I Like Turtles whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler catches I Like Turtles with a series of painful punches to the mouth. I Like Turtles is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 20 of 32 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 74 of 75 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


I Like Turtles doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 2

I Like Turtles moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

-I Like Turtles throws a straight right to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler jars I Like Turtles with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye. I Like Turtles covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the chest! I Like Turtles covers up.
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-I Like Turtles launches a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels I Like Turtles with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+I Like Turtles belts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the face.
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-I Like Turtles throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+I Like Turtles punches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler slams I Like Turtles with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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+I Like Turtles pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles hits with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the head. I Like Turtles falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos I Like Turtles with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+I Like Turtles strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
+I Like Turtles staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a jab to the face. I Like Turtles ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a quick jab to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the face.
+I Like Turtles hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler belts I Like Turtles with a flurry of punches to the chest. I Like Turtles beats a hasty retreat.
+I Like Turtles tosses a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles throws a pair of punches to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a straight right to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises I Like Turtles with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. I Like Turtles sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+I Like Turtles hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+I Like Turtles tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+I Like Turtles slams Coffeeguzzler with a wild straight right to the head. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
+I Like Turtles connects with a right to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 96 of 124 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 63 of 63 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


I Like Turtles doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 3

I Like Turtles clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops I Like Turtles with a pair of punches to the chin. I Like Turtles doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a uppercut to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of punches to the chin. I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+I Like Turtles jars Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+I Like Turtles nails Coffeeguzzler with a hard roundhouse to the chest.
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-I Like Turtles fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler punches I Like Turtles with a pair of nice punches to the ribs!!
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops I Like Turtles with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-I Like Turtles attacks with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Coffeeguzzler pops I Like Turtles with a series of commanding punches to the jaw. I Like Turtles is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a furious jab to the head.
+I Like Turtles lashes out with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler drills I Like Turtles with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the nose. I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+I Like Turtles thumps Coffeeguzzler with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos I Like Turtles with a flurry of nasty shots to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a sweeping right to the solar plexus!!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 22 of 31 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 90 of 90 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28


I Like Turtles doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 4

I Like Turtles moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+I Like Turtles lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+I Like Turtles whacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head.
+I Like Turtles hurts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud shots to the chin.
-I Like Turtles probes with a right left to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+I Like Turtles throws a loud straight right to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
+I Like Turtles lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of stiff punches to the nose. I Like Turtles ignores it.
-I Like Turtles tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the temple!
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+I Like Turtles lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts I Like Turtles with a pair of nice punches to the chin. I Like Turtles retreats to the far corner.
+I Like Turtles fires a series of powerful blows to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles hits Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops I Like Turtles with a roundhouse to the chin. I Like Turtles asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+I Like Turtles throws a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus!!
+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a volley of mean punches to the head.
-I Like Turtles charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+I Like Turtles staggers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys I Like Turtles with a strong sweeping right to the face.
+I Like Turtles staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the face!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes I Like Turtles with a painful jab to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles punches Coffeeguzzler with a mean jab to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-I Like Turtles attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+I Like Turtles connects with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+I Like Turtles annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of hard shots to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of punches to the temple.
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+I Like Turtles takes charge with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+I Like Turtles attacks with a series of punches to the eye!! Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+I Like Turtles smashes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler stuns I Like Turtles with a pair of punches to the jaw. I Like Turtles doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the jaw. I Like Turtles ignores it.
-I Like Turtles attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+I Like Turtles takes charge with a sweeping right to the chin!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 88 of 101 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 75 of 83 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-38


I Like Turtles doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 5

I Like Turtles moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+I Like Turtles fires a series of quick punches to the chest.
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+I Like Turtles throws a strong left to the eye. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
+I Like Turtles hits with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+I Like Turtles takes charge with a series of stinging punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-I Like Turtles paws a volley of left shots to the temple, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
-I Like Turtles launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus! Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts I Like Turtles with a flurry of punches to the jaw! I Like Turtles quickly recovers.
+I Like Turtles lands a series of heavy punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises I Like Turtles with a right to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler rocks I Like Turtles with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
-I Like Turtles tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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-I Like Turtles probes with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys I Like Turtles with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
+I Like Turtles hits with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps I Like Turtles with a volley of loud punches to the head!
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
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+I Like Turtles annoys Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the chest.
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+I Like Turtles shakes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a nasty uppercut to the chin! Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+I Like Turtles hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. I Like Turtles beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. I Like Turtles covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes I Like Turtles with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
+I Like Turtles wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles throws a roundhouse to the temple!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles hits with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a commanding jab to the jaw. I Like Turtles retreats to the far corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 83 of 105 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 79 of 79 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-47


I Like Turtles doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 6

I Like Turtles clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the face.
+I Like Turtles suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the stomach!
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels I Like Turtles with a pair of mean punches to the chest! I Like Turtles is hurt!
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+I Like Turtles shakes Coffeeguzzler with a right to the ribs!!
+Coffeeguzzler jolts I Like Turtles with a barrage of nasty shots to the face. I Like Turtles beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes I Like Turtles with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
-I Like Turtles lashes out with a right straight right to the stomach, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes I Like Turtles with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks I Like Turtles with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts I Like Turtles with a barrage of nice blows to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler catches I Like Turtles with a series of mean punches to the nose.
-I Like Turtles attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks I Like Turtles with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+I Like Turtles slams Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks I Like Turtles with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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+I Like Turtles wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 21 of 31 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 80 of 83 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 59-56


I Like Turtles doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 7

I Like Turtles moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+I Like Turtles thumps Coffeeguzzler with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
+I Like Turtles lands a series of vicious punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+I Like Turtles punches Coffeeguzzler with a heavy straight right to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers I Like Turtles with a series of powerful punches to the face. I Like Turtles shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys I Like Turtles with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. I Like Turtles asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+I Like Turtles pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
+I Like Turtles pummels Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face!
+I Like Turtles tosses a flurry of light punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises I Like Turtles with a series of wild punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade blows to the chin.
+I Like Turtles throws a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
+I Like Turtles smashes Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the head!!
+I Like Turtles pops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
+I Like Turtles solidly lands a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
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+I Like Turtles hits with a volley of punches to the head.
-I Like Turtles throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler punches I Like Turtles with a volley of loud punches to the head.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+I Like Turtles shakes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
+I Like Turtles tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler slams I Like Turtles with a sweeping right to the mouth. I Like Turtles sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks I Like Turtles with a loud sweeping right to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers I Like Turtles with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
-I Like Turtles lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+I Like Turtles fires a volley of painful punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-I Like Turtles probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach. I Like Turtles ignores it.
+I Like Turtles jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of painful punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts I Like Turtles with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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-I Like Turtles charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-I Like Turtles probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler belts I Like Turtles with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the temple. I Like Turtles doesn't notice.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 81 of 115 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 65 of 69 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 68-66


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 8

I Like Turtles clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes I Like Turtles with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a solid jab to the temple. I Like Turtles seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of quick punches to the eye!
+I Like Turtles backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of wild blows to the face. I Like Turtles ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks I Like Turtles with a barrage of punches to the mouth. I Like Turtles backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler nails I Like Turtles with a series of vicious punches to the head. I Like Turtles sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+I Like Turtles jars Coffeeguzzler with a painful cross to the ribs.
-I Like Turtles throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of light punches to the ribs. I Like Turtles sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler annoys I Like Turtles with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of quick punches to the face! I Like Turtles doesn't notice.
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+I Like Turtles tosses a series of nice shots to the solar plexus.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers I Like Turtles with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams I Like Turtles with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of wild blows to the chest. I Like Turtles shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 22 of 34 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 77 of 86 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 78-75


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 9

I Like Turtles moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler rocks I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the temple!
-I Like Turtles lunges with a roundhouse to the chin, but loses his balance.
+I Like Turtles tosses a jab to the mouth.
+I Like Turtles throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+I Like Turtles throws a vicious straight right to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pops I Like Turtles with a series of punches to the jaw!
+I Like Turtles thumps Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers I Like Turtles with a pair of punches to the nose.
+I Like Turtles jolts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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-I Like Turtles attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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+I Like Turtles hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+I Like Turtles suprises Coffeeguzzler with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
-I Like Turtles tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels I Like Turtles with a loud straight right to the mouth!
+I Like Turtles fires a roundhouse to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles lands a volley of solid punches to the mouth!
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of stiff shots to the temple!
+I Like Turtles pops Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts I Like Turtles with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
+I Like Turtles connects with a barrage of painful punches to the eye! Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+I Like Turtles rocks Coffeeguzzler with a nasty jab to the eye.
+I Like Turtles lands a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles hits with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches I Like Turtles with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+I Like Turtles connects with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+I Like Turtles annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a jab to the head.
+I Like Turtles staggers Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+I Like Turtles suprises Coffeeguzzler with a volley of furious punches to the eye!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard punches to the nose. I Like Turtles doesn't seem bothered.
+I Like Turtles whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+I Like Turtles annoys Coffeeguzzler with a hard straight right to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 96 of 108 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 62 of 67 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 87-85


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 10

I Like Turtles is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a volley of light crosses to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. I Like Turtles shakes his head to clear it.
+I Like Turtles shakes Coffeeguzzler with a off balance jab to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up I Like Turtles with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops I Like Turtles with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles pounds Coffeeguzzler with a right to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of uppercuts to the face. I Like Turtles doesn't seem bothered.
-I Like Turtles throws a barrage of hooks to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams I Like Turtles with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of nasty shots to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks I Like Turtles with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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+Coffeeguzzler nails I Like Turtles with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler jars I Like Turtles with a pair of powerful shots to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+I Like Turtles hits with a quick right to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes I Like Turtles with a jab to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits I Like Turtles with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a off balance jab to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler slams I Like Turtles with a flurry of strong punches to the nose. I Like Turtles hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+I Like Turtles tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a pair of hard punches to the nose!!
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+I Like Turtles whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of vicious uppercuts to the nose.
I Like Turtles lands a ferocious uppercut and Coffeeguzzler hurtles to the canvas!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+I Like Turtles punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing blows to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler hits I Like Turtles with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hits I Like Turtles with a volley of nasty punches to the nose!
-I Like Turtles launches a blow to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 28 of 41 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 96 of 103 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 11

I Like Turtles moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler stuns I Like Turtles with a quick jab to the jaw. I Like Turtles doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler drills I Like Turtles with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+I Like Turtles hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the ribs.
+I Like Turtles hits with a volley of heavy punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of heavy punches to the jaw!
+I Like Turtles pummels Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of wild punches to the chin. I Like Turtles covers up.
-I Like Turtles launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler pops I Like Turtles with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes I Like Turtles with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus. I Like Turtles falls against the ropes!
+I Like Turtles tosses a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest. I Like Turtles grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a stiff hook to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers I Like Turtles with a left to the face.
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+I Like Turtles lashes out with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
+I Like Turtles lands a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler jars I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye! I Like Turtles is hurt!
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+I Like Turtles throws a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+I Like Turtles whacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of hard punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+I Like Turtles lashes out with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
+I Like Turtles punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the nose!
+Coffeeguzzler pokes I Like Turtles with a pair of punches to the chin. I Like Turtles doesn't notice.
+I Like Turtles stuns Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the temple!!
+I Like Turtles slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks I Like Turtles with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
+I Like Turtles scores with a straight right to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. I Like Turtles retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler nails I Like Turtles with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus! I Like Turtles is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler catches I Like Turtles with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+I Like Turtles connects with a heavy jab to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes I Like Turtles with a series of punches to the eye.
+I Like Turtles lands a barrage of nasty punches to the eye!!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of stiff punches to the chin!!
+Coffeeguzzler backs up I Like Turtles with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler punches I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+I Like Turtles solidly lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 107 of 114 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 89 of 99 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 105-104


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye.


ROUND 12

I Like Turtles moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler clocks I Like Turtles with a pair of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes I Like Turtles with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a jab to the head.
+I Like Turtles pounds Coffeeguzzler with a mean sweeping right to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles wallops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
+I Like Turtles hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+I Like Turtles fires a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos I Like Turtles with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers I Like Turtles with a left to the stomach. I Like Turtles asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+I Like Turtles connects with a series of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
+I Like Turtles lands a nasty jab to the stomach.
+I Like Turtles scores with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles jolts Coffeeguzzler with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+I Like Turtles tosses a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the head!!
+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a jab to the nose.
+I Like Turtles strikes with a series of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tags I Like Turtles with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler belts I Like Turtles with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
+I Like Turtles tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
+I Like Turtles belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the head!!
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos I Like Turtles with a flurry of quick shots to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a off balance sweeping right to the temple.
+I Like Turtles tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys I Like Turtles with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth. I Like Turtles grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+I Like Turtles throws a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
-I Like Turtles charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+I Like Turtles grazes Coffeeguzzler with a painful jab to the temple.
+I Like Turtles wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers I Like Turtles with a loud jab to the eye.
+I Like Turtles catches Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
+I Like Turtles grazes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler slams I Like Turtles with a volley of nice punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong landed 110 of 116 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 95 of 95 punches.

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong won the round 10-9

Gong "I like turtles" Pagong is winning the fight 115-113


I Like Turtles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 5: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 10: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-8
Round 11: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 12: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9

Total Score: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 116-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 10: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-8
Round 11: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 12: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9

Total Score: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 115-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 10: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-8
Round 11: Gong "I like turtles" Pagong 10-9
Round 12: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
Gong "I like turtles" Pagong wins by decision!