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(Heavyweight) Heady Topper defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-111.

Match Saturday, September 09, 2017

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 689 pounds (313 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is Heady Topper!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Topper takes charge with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Topper clocks Kevin with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Topper attacks with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Kevin is hurt!
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+Topper rocks Kevin with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. Kevin covers up.
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+Kevin hurts Topper with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Topper blocks.
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-Kevin paws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Topper solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the mouth! Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Kevin paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Kevin probes with a right jab to the chest, but misses.
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+Topper punches Kevin with a pair of hard punches to the chin!
+Topper hits with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin smacks Topper with a pair of stinging punches to the chest!
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+Topper pops Kevin with a straight right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 34 punches, and Heady Topper landed 38 of 38 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Topper doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Topper hits with a volley of solid punches to the chin. Kevin doesn't notice.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Topper pounds Kevin with a volley of quick blows to the jaw.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Topper steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Topper deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin fires a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Topper strikes with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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+Kevin hits Topper with a loud roundhouse to the ribs!
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+Topper scores with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach!
+Topper connects with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Topper throws a jab to the jaw.
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+Topper drills Kevin with a volley of punches to the temple. Kevin seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 34 punches, and Heady Topper landed 35 of 41 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Topper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Topper hits Kevin with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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+Topper drills Kevin with a series of light punches to the face. Kevin gets mad!
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Topper blocks.
+Topper smacks Kevin with a flurry of punches to the eye. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Topper smashes Kevin with a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Topper punches Kevin with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Topper ties him up.
+Kevin belts Topper with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin throws a right straight right to the chest, but Topper escapes.
+Kevin hits Topper with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 30 punches, and Heady Topper landed 32 of 32 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Topper is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Topper punches Kevin with a jab to the nose.
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-Kevin launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Topper deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin connects with a series of quick shots to the ribs.
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+Topper annoys Kevin with a barrage of punches to the chin. Kevin covers up.
+Topper pops Kevin with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Topper fires a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Topper ducks.
-Kevin charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Topper annoys Kevin with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Topper lashes out with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hits Topper with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
+Topper wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the jaw!
+Topper jars Kevin with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 34 punches, and Heady Topper landed 43 of 43 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Topper lands a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Topper hits Kevin with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Topper lands a jab to the chest.
+Topper hurts Kevin with a right to the head.
+Topper lands a series of wild punches to the face.
-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Topper punches Kevin with a cross to the head.
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+Topper tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the head!
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+Topper tattoos Kevin with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Topper ties him up.
+Kevin suprises Topper with a jab to the stomach.
+Topper suprises Kevin with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Kevin launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Topper quickly backs away.
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-Kevin attacks with a right left to the chest, but Topper beats a hasty retreat.
+Topper attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Topper annoys Kevin with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kevin punches Topper with a pair of punches to the chest. Topper shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 32 punches, and Heady Topper landed 47 of 47 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Topper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Kevin staggers Topper with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Topper stays away from it.
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-Kevin charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Kevin belts Topper with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Topper ducks just in time.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Topper hits Kevin with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin tries a left cross to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kevin smacks Topper with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin whacks Topper with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 57 punches, and Heady Topper landed 4 of 9 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Topper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Kevin suprises Topper with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin throws a left cross to the solar plexus, but Topper stays away from it.
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+Kevin attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus! Topper asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Kevin takes charge with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Topper wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 57 punches, and Heady Topper landed 7 of 9 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Topper comes out fighting.

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-Kevin paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Kevin tags Topper with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Topper lands a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach! Kevin grimaces in pain.
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-Topper probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Kevin hits with a wild jab to the chest.
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+Topper pummels Kevin with a series of punches to the chest. Kevin grimaces in pain.
+Kevin shakes Topper with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus!!
+Topper drills Kevin with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Topper strikes with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Topper suprises Kevin with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Topper pummels Kevin with a powerful jab to the chest!!
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-Kevin charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Topper escapes.
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-Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Topper stays away from it.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
-Kevin lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the chest!
-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Topper escapes.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Topper throws a pair of solid shots to the chest. Kevin doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 57 punches, and Heady Topper landed 27 of 32 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Topper is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Kevin launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin attempts a jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Topper covers himself well.
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+Topper nails Kevin with a nasty left to the chest.
-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Kevin hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin tattoos Topper with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Topper suprises Kevin with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Kevin attempts a left roundhouse to the stomach, but Topper covers himself well.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Topper steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 54 punches, and Heady Topper landed 15 of 15 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Heady Topper is winning the fight 88-84


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Topper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Topper strikes with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Topper backs out of it.
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+Topper suprises Kevin with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Topper ducks.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Topper stays away from it.
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+Kevin thumps Topper with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs!
-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin fires a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Topper pounds Kevin with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin drills Topper with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Topper ducks.
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+Topper lands a pair of light punches to the head.
+Topper pokes Kevin with a series of punches to the stomach. Kevin falls against the ropes!
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+Topper shakes Kevin with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Topper annoys Kevin with a series of light punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 57 punches, and Heady Topper landed 33 of 34 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 98-93


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Topper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Kevin rocks Topper with a commanding right to the stomach!
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-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Kevin throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Topper blocks.
+Kevin tosses a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Topper connects with a barrage of nice punches to the eye. Kevin laughs!
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+Topper shakes Kevin with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Topper throws a flurry of punches to the chin!!
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+Topper thumps Kevin with a jab to the face. Kevin ignores it.
+Kevin clocks Topper with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Topper jars Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose! Kevin ignores it.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Topper steps aside.
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-Kevin lashes out with a left straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Topper quickly backs away.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Topper blocks.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 61 punches, and Heady Topper landed 31 of 31 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 108-102


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Topper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Topper tattoos Kevin with a pair of punches to the face! Kevin doesn't notice.
-Kevin charges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Topper narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Topper stays away from it.
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+Topper thumps Kevin with a volley of solid blows to the head.
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+Topper hits with a painful straight right to the head.
-Kevin probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin staggers Topper with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Topper punches Kevin with a volley of punches to the chin. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Topper quickly backs away.
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+Topper pummels Kevin with a cross to the temple. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Kevin strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 56 punches, and Heady Topper landed 32 of 35 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 118-111


Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Topper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 5: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 9: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 10: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 11: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 12: Heady Topper 10-9

Total Score: Heady Topper 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 5: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 9: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 10: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 11: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 12: Heady Topper 10-9

Total Score: Heady Topper 118-110


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 5: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 11: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 12: Heady Topper 10-9

Total Score: Heady Topper 118-111

Heady Topper wins by decision!