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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Fly Dancer 2016 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, June 13, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Fly Dancer 2016!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer 2016 stuns Dorkness 2 with a right to the face. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dancer 2016 connects with a pair of shots to the temple.
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+Dancer 2016 hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 hurts Dancer 2016 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer 2016 hits with a series of commanding punches to the ribs!! Dorkness 2 laughs!
Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer 2016 throws a pair of furious blows to the nose.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Dancer 2016 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 26 punches.

Fly Dancer 2016 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 10-9


Dancer 2016 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dancer 2016 tags Dorkness 2 with a left to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dancer 2016 ducks.
Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer 2016 pounds Dorkness 2 with a volley of mean punches to the face!!
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+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest. Dancer 2016 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dancer 2016 lands a pair of powerful punches to the ribs!
Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 rocks Dancer 2016 with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dancer 2016 thumps Dorkness 2 with a loud jab to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 24 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Fly Dancer 2016 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 20-18


Dancer 2016 doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dancer 2016 tattoos Dorkness 2 with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Dancer 2016 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dancer 2016 rocks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of stinging blows to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+Dancer 2016 pounds Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the jaw!! Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 22 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Fly Dancer 2016 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 30-27


Dancer 2016 doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 backs up Dancer 2016 with a series of solid shots to the chest.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 stuns Dancer 2016 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Dancer 2016 smashes Dorkness 2 with a pair of furious punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer 2016 wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Dancer 2016 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancer 2016 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer 2016 lands a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 24 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 25 punches.

Fly Dancer 2016 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 40-36


Dancer 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a pair of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of powerful blows to the chest.
Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a series of painful blows to the stomach. Dancer 2016 laughs!
Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dancer 2016 jolts Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Dancer 2016 stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer 2016 leaps aside.
+Dorkness 2 hurts Dancer 2016 with a quick roundhouse to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 49-46


Dancer 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Dancer 2016 steps aside.
-Dorkness 2 fires a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer 2016 wallops Dorkness 2 with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dancer 2016 ducks.
+Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Dancer 2016 with a nasty right to the stomach. Dancer 2016 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer 2016 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Dancer 2016 with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 7 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 58-56


Dancer 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dancer 2016 strikes with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a heavy roundhouse to the chest. Dancer 2016 doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a right to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dancer 2016 connects with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Dancer 2016 shakes Dorkness 2 with a commanding cross to the chest.
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+Dancer 2016 attacks with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dancer 2016 hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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Dancer 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a right right to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of powerful blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer 2016 annoys Dorkness 2 with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 30 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 42 punches.

Fly Dancer 2016 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 68-65


Dancer 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 is brawling. (inside)

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+Dorkness 2 annoys Dancer 2016 with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Dancer 2016 slams Dorkness 2 with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw!!
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+Dancer 2016 throws a flurry of nasty shots to the face.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but Dancer 2016 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 2 fires a right uppercut to the ribs, but to no avail.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Dancer 2016 wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the jaw. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a left hook to the ribs, but Dancer 2016 deftly avoits it.
+Dancer 2016 connects with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Dancer 2016 with a series of heavy punches to the stomach. Dancer 2016 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 2 scores with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Dancer 2016 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancer 2016 tosses a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Dancer 2016 jars Dorkness 2 with a flurry of loud punches to the head. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkness 2 throws a pair of nice punches to the stomach! Dancer 2016 ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly Dancer 2016 landed 32 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 41 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Fly Dancer 2016 is winning the fight 77-75


Dancer 2016 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dancer 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Dorkness 2 fires a shot to the face.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a left left to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 2 pokes Dancer 2016 with a punch to the temple.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of off balance blows to the nose.
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Dancer 2016 lands flat on his back!!

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Dancer 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 grazes Dancer 2016 with a stinging blow to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 2 drills Dancer 2016 with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Dancer 2016 hits Dorkness 2 with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a flurry of roundhouses to the temple, but Dancer 2016 steps aside and laughs.
+Dancer 2016 slams Dorkness 2 with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
+Dancer 2016 belts Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Dancer 2016 lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Dorkness 2 drops like a stone!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dancer 2016 lands a series of painful punches to the mouth.
Dancer 2016 lands a cruel haymaker and Dorkness 2's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 pounds Dancer 2016 with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
+Dorkness 2 scores with a flurry of light crosses to the head. Dancer 2016 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel left hook and Dancer 2016's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dancer 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dancer 2016 annoys Dorkness 2 with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
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+Dancer 2016 hits with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
+Dancer 2016 lands a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of light uppercuts to the eye.
-Dorkness 2 throws a series of shots to the jaw, but Dancer 2016 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 2 smashes Dancer 2016 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 2 lands a terrific cross to the jaw and Dancer 2016 goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dancer 2016 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 2: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 3: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 4: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 8: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 2: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 3: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 4: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 8: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 2: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 3: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 4: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9
Round 8: Fly Dancer 2016 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!