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(Strawweight) Sharks Dwarf Straw defeated Stupid Botton Banner by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, May 30, 2016

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 88 pounds (40 kilograms) is Sharks Dwarf Straw!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Banner quickly backs away.
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+Straw punches Banner with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Banner lands a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banner backs up Straw with a pair of strong punches to the face.
-Banner throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Straw ties him up.
-Straw probes with a left cross to the face, but Banner leaps aside.
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+Straw smashes Banner with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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+Straw throws a straight right to the temple. Banner beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw attacks with a left cross to the jaw, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Banner steps aside.
+Banner attacks with a straight right to the eye.
-Straw throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Banner blocks.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tosses a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 27 of 62 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 16 of 26 punches.

Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw connects with a pair of punches to the head!!
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Straw punches Banner with a pair of nasty shots to the chest.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but Banner blocks.
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+Straw nails Banner with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Straw attacks with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banner pops Straw with a barrage of punches to the face. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
+Straw backs up Banner with a series of light punches to the chin. Banner ignores it.
+Straw punches Banner with a nasty hook to the eye!
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Banner takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Banner escapes.
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+Banner annoys Straw with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 30 of 68 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 17 of 27 punches.

Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Banner ducks just in time.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banner smashes Straw with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Banner connects with a series of punches to the jaw.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banner hammers Straw with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Straw pummels Banner with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Banner beats a hasty retreat.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Straw tries to land a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Banner backs out of it.
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-Straw throws a uppercut to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 5 of 23 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 25 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 29-28


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Banner hammers Straw with a pair of punches to the jaw. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Banner throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but fails to score.
-Straw paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw thumps Banner with a barrage of shots to the head. Banner shakes his head to clear it.
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+Straw jolts Banner with a flurry of shots to the mouth!! Banner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw lunges with a barrage of shots to the face, but Banner stays away from it.
+Straw stuns Banner with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Straw wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing shots to the chest.
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-Straw lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a barrage of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Straw throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
-Straw lunges with a hook to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Straw throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Banner quickly backs away.
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+Straw drills Banner with a series of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 27 of 71 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 13 of 24 punches.

Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Straw attacks with a volley of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
+Straw staggers Banner with a nice straight right to the eye.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banner punches Straw with a series of blows to the face.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a flurry of right blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Banner attacks with a pair of strong punches to the chin. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 6 of 25 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 23 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 48-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Banner leaps aside.
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+Straw punches Banner with a barrage of loud shots to the head!
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw grazes Banner with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
-Banner lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Straw backs out of it.
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+Straw belts Banner with a series of punches to the nose. Banner seems wobbly!
-Banner attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Straw charges with a volley of punches to the face, but Banner steps aside.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banner punches Straw with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Straw punches Banner with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Banner hits Straw with a series of loud punches to the temple.
-Straw throws a uppercut to the nose, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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+Straw pounds Banner with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Straw tries to land a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
-Straw launches a volley of punches to the face, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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-Straw throws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw slams Banner with a pair of glancing punches to the face. Banner doesn't seem bothered.
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+Banner throws a pair of blows to the nose!! Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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+Straw annoys Banner with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 31 of 81 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 13 of 23 punches.

Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 58-56


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Straw lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Straw probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Straw hammers Banner with a pair of punches to the chin. Banner is hurt!
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-Straw fires a volley of left blows to the temple, but fails to score.
+Banner fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Straw charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Straw launches a series of punches to the eye, but Banner escapes.
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-Straw probes with a series of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banner nails Straw with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Straw punches Banner with a jab to the temple. Banner falls against the ropes!
-Straw attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Straw fires a left to the head, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
+Straw hits Banner with a pair of loud punches to the head. Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Banner fires a volley of punches to the head.
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-Straw attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Banner stays away from it.
-Straw launches a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Banner covers himself well.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw smashes Banner with a pair of quick blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 29 of 80 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 24 punches.

Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 68-65


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Banner lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Banner throws a pair of solid punches to the nose.
-Straw lashes out with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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-Straw launches a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Banner blocks.
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-Straw attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Straw annoys Banner with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Straw attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Straw throws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Banner escapes.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banner lands a volley of punches to the nose. Straw laughs!
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a pair of left blows to the face, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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+Straw tosses a barrage of stinging blows to the nose. Banner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banner tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw stuns Banner with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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-Straw attempts a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Straw fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Banner steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 14 of 54 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 23 punches.

Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 78-74


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Straw lashes out with a volley of combinations to the temple, but misses.
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+Straw belts Banner with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Banner punches Straw with a barrage of solid shots to the face.
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-Straw fires a series of left shots to the jaw, but Banner leaps aside.
+Straw hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Straw tries to land a volley of right shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Straw lunges with a series of left shots to the chin, but Banner ducks.
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-Straw throws a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Straw launches a flurry of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attempts a flurry of left blows to the head, but Banner escapes.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banner lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Straw steps aside.
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+Straw takes charge with a barrage of stiff shots to the jaw.
+Banner lashes out with a flurry of solid combinations to the chin. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 16 of 56 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 25 punches.

Sharks Dwarf Straw won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 88-83


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banner tags Straw with a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Straw doesn't notice.
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-Banner launches a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
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+Straw annoys Banner with a painful left to the eye.
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-Straw charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Banner pokes Straw with a barrage of combinations to the head. Straw quickly recovers.
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-Straw tries to land a series of blows to the nose, but Banner blocks.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 7 of 22 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 17 of 26 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 97-93


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw lands a volley of stinging punches to the face!
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banner scores with a flurry of stinging combinations to the temple.
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+Banner suprises Straw with a flurry of shots to the face.
Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Banner probes with a barrage of combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a hook to the eye, but Banner backs out of it.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the head, but falls short.
+Banner hits Straw with a series of vicious shots to the eye. Straw seems wobbly!
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-Straw probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 7 of 26 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 14 of 23 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 106-103


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banner lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a straight right to the jaw, but Banner ducks.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banner hits Straw with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Straw is hurt!
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Straw throws a left left to the head, but Banner escapes.
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+Straw suprises Banner with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banner hits with a heavy cross to the jaw. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Banner tries a pair of combinations to the jaw, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
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Banner tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Dwarf Straw landed 7 of 23 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 25 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Sharks Dwarf Straw is winning the fight 115-113


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 9: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9

Total Score: Sharks Dwarf Straw 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 9: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9

Total Score: Sharks Dwarf Straw 115-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 9: Sharks Dwarf Straw 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9

Total Score: Sharks Dwarf Straw 115-113

Sharks Dwarf Straw wins by decision!