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(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated String Beans by unanimous decision: 117-112, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Monday, May 23, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is String Beans!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Beans lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Beans attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
-Banner launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Beans attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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+Banner scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Beans retreats to the far corner.
-Beans probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Banner backs out of it.
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+Beans connects with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
-Banner probes with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Beans covers himself well.
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+Beans attacks with a nasty cross to the solar plexus.
-Banner lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Banner probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Banner backs up Beans with a series of furious punches to the nose. Beans backpedals to his own corner.
-Banner charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Beans tries to land a series of left punches to the eye, but Banner backs out of it.
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-Banner probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Beans lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Banner tries a pair of left blows to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 18 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 17 of 79 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 10-9


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Banner paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Beans escapes.
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+Banner lands a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Banner fires a volley of commanding punches to the chest. Beans retreats to the far corner.
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-Beans charges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Banner throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Banner fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Banner throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Beans steps aside.
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-Banner lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but Beans blocks.
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+Banner hits with a series of light punches to the nose.
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-Banner probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Banner probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Beans beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 3 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 71 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 20-18


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Beans charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
+Banner hammers Beans with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Banner lunges with a left jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Banner fires a jab to the mouth!! Beans doesn't notice.
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-Banner tries to land a right jab to the eye, but Beans stays away from it.
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-Banner throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Banner lunges with a left right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Banner throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Beans ties him up.
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-Banner probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Banner throws a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Banner tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but Beans takes it in the forearms.
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-Banner attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Beans hides behind his gloves.
-Banner attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Beans quickly backs away.
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-Beans charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Banner paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Banner throws a series of right blows to the eye, but misses.
-Beans tries to land a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Banner ducks just in time.
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+Beans rocks Banner with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
+Beans wallops Banner with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 19 of 41 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 17 of 74 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 30-27


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Banner charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Beans escapes.
-Banner probes with a jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Banner attempts a straight right to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Banner solidly lands a series of punches to the mouth!!
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-Banner lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Beans takes it in the forearms.
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-Banner attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Beans deftly avoits it.
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-Banner tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Beans takes it in the forearms.
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-Banner fires a jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Banner fires a series of punches to the chin, but Beans escapes.
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-Banner lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Banner paws a pair of punches to the face, but Beans deftly avoits it.
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+Banner attacks with a series of stiff punches to the head.
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-Banner fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Banner lashes out with a right to the eye, but Beans steps aside.
-Banner paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 3 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 72 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 40-36


Beans doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Banner fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Beans jars Banner with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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-Banner lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Beans fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Banner ducks just in time.
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-Beans charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Banner steps aside.
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-Banner attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Beans backs out of it.
+Banner nails Beans with a flurry of vicious blows to the nose!
-Banner launches a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Banner launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Beans backs out of it.
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+Beans hits with a pair of commanding punches to the nose. Banner doesn't notice.
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-Banner lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Beans backs out of it.
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-Banner throws a volley of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Banner launches a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Beans attempts a right jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Banner stuns Beans with a volley of punches to the mouth!! Beans falls against the ropes!
+Beans pummels Banner with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Banner retreats to the far corner.
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-Banner probes with a right cross to the head, but only hits air.
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-Banner throws a pair of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Beans lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 16 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 69 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 50-45


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banner comes out fighting.

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-Banner paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Beans ducks.
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-Banner paws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Beans ducks.
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-Banner attempts a left jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Beans punches Banner with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Banner throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Banner tries a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Beans ties him up.
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-Banner throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Banner tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Beans quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 39 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 60-54


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Beans is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banner comes out fighting.

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-Banner attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Beans whacks Banner with a volley of punches to the jaw!! Banner retreats to the far corner.
-Banner launches a roundhouse to the chin, but misses.
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+Banner jars Beans with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Banner throws a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Banner paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Beans narrowly avoids it
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-Banner fires a series of right punches to the chin, but Beans stays away from it.
-Banner attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Beans narrowly avoids it
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-Banner paws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner fires a volley of shots to the head, but Beans covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 5 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 46 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 70-63


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beans backs up Banner with a volley of punches to the face. Banner beats a hasty retreat.
-Beans fires a right right to the nose, but Banner covers himself well.
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-Beans paws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Banner quickly backs away.
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+Banner tags Beans with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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-Banner charges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Beans scores with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
-Banner tries to land a left jab to the nose, but Beans narrowly avoids it
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-Banner lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Beans ducks.
-Banner paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner attempts a straight right to the face, but misses completely.
-Banner fires a volley of blows to the head, but Beans backs out of it.
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-Banner fires a volley of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Beans tries to land a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Banner attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Banner tattoos Beans with a volley of punches to the chin. Beans gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 11 of 29 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 55 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 80-72


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Banner connects with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Banner strikes with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Beans seems wobbly!
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-Banner probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Beans quickly backs away.
-Banner throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Beans hits with a series of strong punches to the chin. Banner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Banner paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Beans tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Banner stays away from it.
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-Banner probes with a right jab to the nose, but Beans hides behind his gloves.
+Beans thumps Banner with a vicious left to the nose!!
+Beans stuns Banner with a barrage of punches to the jaw!! Banner seems wobbly!
-Banner paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Beans beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Beans stays away from it.
-Banner charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Beans ducks.
-Beans paws a volley of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Beans paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Beans tries a volley of punches to the head, but Banner stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 12 of 30 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 51 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 89-82


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Banner catches Beans with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Beans lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Banner blocks.
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-Banner throws a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Banner tries a barrage of right blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Banner attacks with a jab to the mouth, but Beans stays away from it.
+Beans connects with Banner with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Banner attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Beans covers himself well.
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+Beans throws a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Banner attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but Beans beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beans lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Banner lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Beans steps aside and laughs.
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-Banner paws a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Banner lands a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Banner lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Beans attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Beans launches a volley of punches to the chin, but Banner steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 11 of 30 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 57 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 99-91


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Banner probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Beans narrowly avoids it
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+Banner fires a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Banner tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but Beans covers himself well.
-Beans lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Beans rocks Banner with a powerful jab to the head.
-Beans launches a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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-Beans lunges with a right jab to the chin, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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-Banner tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Beans ducks just in time.
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-Banner lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Beans annoys Banner with a series of loud punches to the eye.
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-Banner tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but Beans steps aside and laughs.
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-Banner throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Beans steps aside.
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-Banner attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Beans backs out of it.
-Beans tries a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Beans connects with a pair of wild punches to the temple.
+Banner tattoos Beans with a wild jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 13 of 33 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 12 of 53 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 108-101


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Beans is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Beans attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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-Banner lunges with a volley of right shots to the chin, but Beans backs out of it.
-Banner throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Beans takes it in the forearms.
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-Banner probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Beans ducks.
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-Beans charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Beans paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Banner takes it in the forearms.
-Banner charges with a right cross to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Banner paws a jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Banner tosses a series of punches to the jaw. Beans beats a hasty retreat.
-Beans probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Banner lunges with a jab to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but Beans beats a hasty retreat.
+Banner attacks with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Banner tries to land a pair of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Banner throws a series of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Banner throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Beans grazes Banner with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

String Beans landed 10 of 31 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 11 of 61 punches.

String Beans won the round 10-9

Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 117-111


Beans doesn't even want to rest!

Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: String Beans 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: String Beans 10-9
Round 12: String Beans 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 117-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: String Beans 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: String Beans 10-9
Round 12: String Beans 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 117-111


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: String Beans 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: String Beans 10-9
Round 12: String Beans 10-9

Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 117-111

Stupid Botton Banner wins by decision!