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(Strawweight) hahahaman defeated Danzig The Great by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-109, 120-109.

Match Monday, May 16, 2016

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is hahahaman!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 76 pounds (34 kilograms) is Danzig The Great!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

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-Danzig attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but Hahahaman ducks just in time.
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-Danzig tries a right uppercut to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Danzig attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Danzig tries to land a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Hahahaman blocks.
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-Danzig throws a straight right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Danzig attempts a volley of left shots to the temple, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
+Hahahaman lands a pair of stinging shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 44 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 10-9


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

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-Danzig lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Danzig tries a pair of left punches to the nose, but Hahahaman ties him up.
-Danzig tries to land a pair of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Hahahaman nails Danzig with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
-Danzig launches a flurry of shots to the nose, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
-Danzig fires a left to the jaw, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Danzig paws a series of shots to the face, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 39 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 20-18


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

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-Danzig tries a series of punches to the eye, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Danzig fires a flurry of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Danzig probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Danzig attempts a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Hahahaman ducks.
-Danzig attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
-Danzig lunges with a left left to the mouth, but misses.
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-Danzig lunges with a straight right to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Hahahaman annoys Danzig with a volley of off balance blows to the face.
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 0 of 42 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 30-27


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Hahahaman pops Danzig with a nasty roundhouse to the eye. Danzig grimaces in pain.
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-Danzig fires a volley of left combinations to the chest, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Danzig lashes out with a volley of shots to the head, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
-Danzig probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig paws a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Danzig attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Danzig paws a pair of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig launches a left jab to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Danzig attempts a flurry of combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Danzig attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Danzig launches a series of punches to the chin, but Hahahaman escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 9 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 64 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 40-36


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Danzig attempts a combination to the temple, but Hahahaman blocks.
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-Danzig attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig charges with a volley of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Danzig launches a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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-Danzig attacks with a combination to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Danzig tries to land a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but misses.
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-Danzig throws a series of left combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Hahahaman jolts Danzig with a series of light blows to the jaw. Danzig hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Danzig tries a pair of left shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 7 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 66 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 50-45


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Danzig fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Danzig fires a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig attempts a feint and then a hook to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Danzig charges with a volley of left feints to the stomach, but Hahahaman ties him up.
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-Danzig probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Hahahaman tosses a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Danzig tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Danzig lashes out with a flurry of right feints to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 41 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 60-54


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Danzig lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Hahahaman wallops Danzig with a right to the eye.
-Danzig attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Danzig probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Danzig attacks with a pair of right combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Danzig attempts a pair of combinations to the eye, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Danzig probes with a volley of left blows to the nose, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig probes with a flurry of shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Danzig attempts a series of right combinations to the temple, but only hits air.
-Danzig tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
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-Danzig fires a right to the temple, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 60 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 70-63


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Danzig launches a series of right combinations to the head, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Danzig probes with a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Hahahaman escapes.
-Danzig paws a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but Hahahaman steps aside.
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-Danzig tries a series of punches to the head, but Hahahaman takes it in the forearms.
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-Danzig probes with a series of right blows to the face, but Hahahaman steps aside and laughs.
-Danzig attempts a volley of combinations to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Danzig paws a left straight right to the chest, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
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-Danzig throws a barrage of combinations to the face, but misses.
-Danzig attempts a right jab to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Danzig throws a series of combinations to the eye, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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+Hahahaman hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Danzig fires a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman backs out of it.
-Danzig charges with a combination to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 65 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 80-72


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Danzig probes with a feint and then a hook to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig launches a pair of feints to the temple, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig probes with a right feint and then an uppercut to the mouth, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig throws a left combination to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hahahaman throws a barrage of punches to the mouth. Danzig doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 1 of 21 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 90-81


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Danzig probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Hahahaman ducks.
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-Danzig throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Hahahaman blocks.
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-Danzig throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hahahaman smashes Danzig with a volley of loud punches to the eye!! Danzig beats a hasty retreat.
-Danzig attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Danzig throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Danzig lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Hahahaman ducks.
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-Danzig fires a sweeping right to the ribs, but Hahahaman narrowly avoids it
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-Danzig charges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Hahahaman leaps aside.
-Danzig paws a right straight right to the ribs, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
-Danzig throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Hahahaman ducks.
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-Danzig throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig lashes out with a left roundhouse to the head, but Hahahaman steps aside.
-Danzig lashes out with a roundhouse to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Danzig paws a series of left punches to the chest, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 3 of 86 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

hahahaman is winning the fight 100-91


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Danzig fires a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but Hahahaman covers himself well.
-Danzig tries a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Danzig lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Hahahaman connects with a nice uppercut to the chin.
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-Danzig attempts a left left to the chin, but misses.
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-Danzig launches a left jab to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Danzig charges with a series of left combinations to the temple, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Danzig attempts a series of right combinations to the stomach, but Hahahaman stays away from it.
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-Danzig launches a pair of combinations to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Danzig paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Hahahaman ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 8 of 8 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 61 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 110-100


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Hahahaman covers up.
Danzig comes out fighting.

-Danzig throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Danzig tries to land a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig attacks with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Danzig fires a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Danzig throws a hook to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Danzig attempts a right jab to the head, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Danzig attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Hahahaman ducks.
-Danzig lunges with a pair of shots to the nose, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
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-Danzig attacks with a pair of blows to the face, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig fires a right roundhouse to the chin, but Hahahaman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Danzig launches a series of blows to the eye, but Hahahaman deftly avoits it.
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-Danzig attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hahahaman suprises Danzig with a series of off balance punches to the ribs. Danzig seems wobbly!
-Danzig attempts a pair of left shots to the temple, but Hahahaman hides behind his gloves.
-Danzig throws a jab to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

hahahaman landed 7 of 7 punches, and Danzig The Great landed 2 of 69 punches.

hahahaman won the round 10-9

hahahaman is winning the fight 120-109


Hahahaman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Danzig doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: hahahaman 10-9
Round 2: hahahaman 10-9
Round 3: hahahaman 10-9
Round 4: hahahaman 10-9
Round 5: hahahaman 10-9
Round 6: hahahaman 10-9
Round 7: hahahaman 10-9
Round 8: hahahaman 10-9
Round 9: hahahaman 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: hahahaman 10-9
Round 12: hahahaman 10-9

Total Score: hahahaman 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: hahahaman 10-9
Round 2: hahahaman 10-9
Round 3: hahahaman 10-9
Round 4: hahahaman 10-9
Round 5: hahahaman 10-9
Round 6: hahahaman 10-9
Round 7: hahahaman 10-9
Round 8: hahahaman 10-9
Round 9: hahahaman 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: hahahaman 10-9
Round 12: hahahaman 10-9

Total Score: hahahaman 120-109


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: hahahaman 10-9
Round 2: hahahaman 10-9
Round 3: hahahaman 10-9
Round 4: hahahaman 10-9
Round 5: hahahaman 10-9
Round 6: hahahaman 10-9
Round 7: hahahaman 10-9
Round 8: hahahaman 10-9
Round 9: hahahaman 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: hahahaman 10-9
Round 12: hahahaman 10-9

Total Score: hahahaman 120-109

hahahaman wins by decision!