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(Super-Heavyweight) HUGE FAT MAN defeated Apu the Kwik by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, May 07, 2016

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 833 pounds (378 kilograms) is HUGE FAT MAN!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 11 inches (241 centimeters) tall weighing in at 507 pounds (230 kilograms) is Apu the Kwik!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Huge hits with a series of punches to the temple.
Huge lands a powerful left haymaker and Apu The Kwik drops like a stone!!

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Apu The Kwik struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Apu The Kwik tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Huge steps aside.
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Huge jars Apu The Kwik with a volley of hard punches to the chin. Apu The Kwik quickly recovers.
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-Apu The Kwik lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Apu The Kwik throws a series of furious punches to the nose. Huge sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Apu The Kwik tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Huge tosses a stinging sweeping right to the temple. Apu The Kwik shakes his head to clear it.
+Apu The Kwik takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye. Huge grimaces in pain.
+Huge tattoos Apu The Kwik with a barrage of quick punches to the chin. Apu The Kwik asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Huge attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye. Apu The Kwik retreats to the far corner.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Huge steps aside.
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+Huge connects with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 32 of 32 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 6 of 35 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-8

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 10-8


Huge doesn't want to stop fighting!

Apu The Kwik doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Apu The Kwik throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Apu The Kwik tries a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Huge strikes with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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-Apu The Kwik throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Huge ties him up.
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+Huge tosses a series of powerful punches to the stomach!
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+Huge wallops Apu The Kwik with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Huge tags Apu The Kwik with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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-Apu The Kwik probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Huge takes it in the forearms.
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-Apu The Kwik charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Huge takes it in the forearms.
-Apu The Kwik paws a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Huge drills Apu The Kwik with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Huge drills Apu The Kwik with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. Apu The Kwik grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 29 of 36 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 7 of 31 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 20-17


Huge doesn't even want to rest!

Apu The Kwik remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Apu The Kwik tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Apu The Kwik attacks with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Huge deftly avoits it.
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+Huge fires a volley of quick punches to the head.
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+Huge pummels Apu The Kwik with a barrage of punches to the nose. Apu The Kwik asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Apu The Kwik charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Huge stays away from it.
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-Apu The Kwik throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Huge escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 8 of 8 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 4 of 29 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 30-27


Huge doesn't even want to rest!

Apu The Kwik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Apu The Kwik paws a right roundhouse to the face, but goes wide.
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-Apu The Kwik launches a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Huge wallops Apu The Kwik with a nasty jab to the stomach.
-Apu The Kwik tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Huge stays away from it.
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-Apu The Kwik probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Huge backs out of it.
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-Apu The Kwik fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Huge backs out of it.
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+Apu The Kwik lashes out with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose. Huge seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 8 of 8 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 5 of 31 punches.

Apu the Kwik won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 39-37


Huge doesn't even want to rest!

Apu The Kwik grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Huge throws a vicious sweeping right to the stomach. Apu The Kwik asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Huge backs out of it.
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-Apu The Kwik lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Huge shakes Apu The Kwik with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Huge tattoos Apu The Kwik with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus! Apu The Kwik seems wobbly!
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+Apu The Kwik hammers Huge with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Huge leaps aside.
-Apu The Kwik attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Huge leaps aside.
-Apu The Kwik charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Apu The Kwik attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Huge hammers Apu The Kwik with a vicious sweeping right to the chest.
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+Huge backs up Apu The Kwik with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest!! Apu The Kwik sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Huge pounds Apu The Kwik with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 31 of 32 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 5 of 32 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 49-46


Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apu The Kwik is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Apu The Kwik probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Apu The Kwik paws a series of punches to the face, but Huge beats a hasty retreat.
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-Apu The Kwik probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Apu The Kwik launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Huge hides behind his gloves.
+Huge lands a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 8 of 8 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 3 of 30 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 59-55


Huge doesn't even want to rest!

Apu The Kwik is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Apu The Kwik attempts a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Huge clocks Apu The Kwik with a volley of punches to the mouth! Apu The Kwik seems wobbly!
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+Huge backs up Apu The Kwik with a volley of punches to the nose. Apu The Kwik beats a hasty retreat.
+Huge tags Apu The Kwik with a series of stiff punches to the head!
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-Apu The Kwik throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Huge quickly backs away.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Huge ties him up.
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-Apu The Kwik tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Huge fires a volley of loud punches to the eye. Apu The Kwik beats a hasty retreat.
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+Huge attacks with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 23 of 25 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 3 of 31 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-9

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 69-64


Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apu The Kwik is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Huge backpedals and jabs.
Apu The Kwik is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Huge throws a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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+Apu The Kwik grazes Huge with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Huge fires a jab to the mouth. Apu The Kwik retreats to the far corner.
Huge lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Apu The Kwik bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Apu The Kwik struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Apu The Kwik attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Apu The Kwik tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Huge hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Apu The Kwik charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Huge deftly avoits it.
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+Huge hurts Apu The Kwik with a series of painful shots to the head.
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-Apu The Kwik attacks with a left straight right to the eye, but Huge covers himself well.
-Apu The Kwik attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Huge hits with a hard jab to the jaw. Apu The Kwik is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HUGE FAT MAN landed 24 of 24 punches, and Apu the Kwik landed 3 of 34 punches.

HUGE FAT MAN won the round 10-8

HUGE FAT MAN is winning the fight 79-72


Huge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apu The Kwik looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Huge stays outside and uses his jab.
Apu The Kwik is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Huge pokes Apu The Kwik with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Huge hits with a series of light punches to the chin.
Huge lands a crashing haymaker and Apu The Kwik falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
HUGE FAT MAN wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Huge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Apu The Kwik can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 6: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 7: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 8: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 6: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 7: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 8: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8
Round 2: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Apu the Kwik 10-9
Round 5: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 6: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 7: HUGE FAT MAN 10-9
Round 8: HUGE FAT MAN 10-8

HUGE FAT MAN wins by a knockout!