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(Strawweight) Umpa Lumpa Basher defeated Stupid Botton Banner by unanimous decision: 120-107, 119-110, 120-107.

Match Monday, April 18, 2016

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Umpa Lumpa Basher!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Basher fires a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Banner probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
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-Banner launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Basher ties him up.
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-Basher throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Banner narrowly avoids it
+Basher throws a jab to the ribs.
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-Banner charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Basher paws a right jab to the face, but falls short.
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+Basher hits Banner with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Banner whacks Basher with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
-Basher throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Banner blocks.
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-Banner charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Basher blocks.
+Banner lands a series of punches to the ribs.
-Basher throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Basher attacks with a series of quick punches to the mouth!
-Banner fires a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Basher escapes.
-Basher lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Banner quickly backs away.
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+Basher tosses a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Banner tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Basher throws a series of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Banner throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Basher throws a series of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 28 of 74 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 11 of 52 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 10-9


Basher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Basher tries to land a jab to the nose, but Banner narrowly avoids it
-Banner attempts a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Basher paws a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Basher solidly lands a right to the face.
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+Banner jars Basher with a powerful straight right to the chest.
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-Basher attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Basher paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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-Basher paws a volley of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Basher tries to land a left jab to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Basher escapes.
-Basher attempts a left straight right to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Basher throws a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Banner launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Basher throws a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Banner attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Basher stays away from it.
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-Banner paws a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Banner catches Basher with a volley of punches to the face.
-Basher lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Banner narrowly avoids it
-Basher attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Banner ducks.
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+Basher shakes Banner with a series of hard punches to the temple. Banner seems wobbly!
+Basher connects with a hard jab to the chin.
+Basher rocks Banner with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 25 of 69 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 16 of 52 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 20-18


Basher doesn't even want to rest!

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Basher tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Banner connects with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
-Basher lashes out with a left straight right to the eye, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Banner attempts a straight right to the ribs, but Basher backs out of it.
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-Banner launches a jab to the eye, but goes wide.
-Basher launches a sweeping right to the jaw, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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-Basher fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Banner covers himself well.
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-Banner lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Basher escapes.
+Banner hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Basher pokes Banner with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Basher throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Banner narrowly avoids it
-Basher launches a left jab to the eye, but falls short.
-Basher probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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-Banner attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Banner lands a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
+Banner pokes Basher with a barrage of punches to the chest. Basher doesn't seem bothered.
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+Basher belts Banner with a series of punches to the nose.
-Banner attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Banner paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Basher attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Banner tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but Basher blocks.
+Basher rocks Banner with a furious roundhouse to the head.
-Banner attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Basher quickly backs away.
-Banner tries to land a jab to the temple, but Basher ties him up.
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+Basher thumps Banner with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Banner attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
-Banner lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but Basher deftly avoits it.
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-Banner attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Basher attacks with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 28 of 69 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 24 of 90 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 30-27


Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Basher pummels Banner with a pair of nasty punches to the chin! Banner backpedals to his own corner.
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-Banner probes with a pair of crosses to the mouth, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
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+Basher suprises Banner with a uppercut to the head.
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-Banner paws a right to the temple, but Basher blocks.
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+Basher hammers Banner with a volley of strong punches to the chin. Banner ignores it.
+Basher rocks Banner with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Basher tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
-Basher attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Basher attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Banner probes with a flurry of left uppercuts to the face, but falls short.
-Basher probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Banner stays away from it.
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-Banner launches a barrage of right crosses to the nose, but goes wide.
-Basher charges with a jab to the temple, but falls short.
-Basher probes with a series of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Banner jars Basher with a right to the face. Basher sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Basher throws a series of left roundhouses to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Banner throws a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Basher pounds Banner with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Banner quickly recovers.
+Basher pops Banner with a jab to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 30 of 72 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 38 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 40-36


Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Basher shakes Banner with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
-Banner launches a series of punches to the nose, but Basher ducks.
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-Banner fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Banner tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Banner tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Basher blocks.
-Basher throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Basher throws a light roundhouse to the chest. Banner falls against the ropes!
-Banner probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Basher leaps aside.
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+Banner hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Banner tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Banner throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Basher charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Banner charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Basher narrowly avoids it
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+Basher tags Banner with a series of punches to the eye!!
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+Basher shakes Banner with a heavy roundhouse to the nose!
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-Banner probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Basher fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Banner attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Basher steps aside.
+Banner pops Basher with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw!!
-Banner tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Basher hides behind his gloves.
-Basher lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Banner attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Banner strikes with a commanding right to the face.
-Banner lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Basher ties him up.
-Banner paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Basher ducks just in time.
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-Basher charges with a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Basher launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 31 of 71 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 27 of 104 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 50-45


Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Basher punches Banner with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Banner belts Basher with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
-Banner tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Basher backs out of it.
-Basher lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
-Banner probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Banner lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Banner launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Basher steps aside.
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-Basher charges with a right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Banner launches a pair of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Banner throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Basher escapes.
-Banner tries to land a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
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-Banner paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Basher ducks.
-Banner attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
-Banner tries to land a jab to the temple, but misses completely.
-Banner tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Basher throws a right jab to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Basher paws a jab to the eye, but Banner blocks.
+Banner hammers Basher with a flurry of vicious blows to the head!! Basher shakes his head to clear it.
+Banner smashes Basher with a series of glancing punches to the face.
+Basher strikes with a volley of punches to the face.
-Banner attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Basher covers himself well.
-Banner charges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Basher attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Banner backpedals to his own corner.
-Banner launches a flurry of shots to the face, but only hits air.
-Basher fires a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Banner narrowly avoids it
+Banner tosses a off balance jab to the eye!
+Banner fires a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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-Basher tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Banner charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Basher stays away from it.
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-Banner lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Banner throws a volley of punches to the face, but Basher escapes.
+Basher hits Banner with a barrage of hard punches to the eye. Banner laughs!
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Banner tosses a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 27 of 66 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 27 of 113 punches.

Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 59-55


Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Banner attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
+Basher belts Banner with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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+Basher tags Banner with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw. Banner grimaces in pain.
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-Banner throws a straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Banner lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
-Basher paws a right straight right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Basher lands a volley of punches to the nose!
+Banner pummels Basher with a barrage of strong punches to the chin. Basher laughs!
+Basher connects with a pair of light punches to the head. Banner backpedals to his own corner.
+Basher whacks Banner with a series of punches to the eye. Banner backpedals to his own corner.
-Banner attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Banner probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
-Basher throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Banner deftly avoits it.
-Banner attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Banner annoys Basher with a vicious jab to the eye.
-Basher attacks with a left jab to the eye, but to no avail.
-Banner probes with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Basher ducks just in time.
-Basher attempts a roundhouse to the face, but Banner ducks.
-Basher attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Basher strikes with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
-Banner attempts a jab to the jaw, but Basher deftly avoits it.
-Basher launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Banner steps aside.
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-Banner charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Basher deftly avoits it.
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+Banner attacks with a volley of punches to the nose!
-Banner lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
-Banner probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Basher probes with a right jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Banner fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Basher throws a volley of nice punches to the face.
-Banner probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Banner probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Basher covers himself well.
-Banner throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Basher stays away from it.
-Basher probes with a right roundhouse to the head, but Banner ties him up.
+Banner hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Banner tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Basher hides behind his gloves.
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-Banner tries a pair of blows to the jaw, but Basher blocks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 29 of 68 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 24 of 123 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 69-64


Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Banner paws a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Banner charges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Basher tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Banner quickly backs away.
-Banner attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Basher hides behind his gloves.
-Banner tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but Basher backs out of it.
+Banner smacks Basher with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Basher falls against the ropes!
+Banner pummels Basher with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Banner tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Banner attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Basher ducks.
-Banner tries to land a cross to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Basher lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Banner ties him up.
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+Basher rocks Banner with a hard jab to the eye. Banner sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Banner launches a pair of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Basher tattoos Banner with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
-Banner launches a right to the mouth, but Basher stays away from it.
-Banner tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Banner throws a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner charges with a straight right to the head, but misses completely.
-Basher tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Banner lashes out with a series of left shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Basher thumps Banner with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
-Banner attempts a straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Basher probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Basher paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Banner charges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
-Basher attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Banner deftly avoits it.
+Banner tags Basher with a light straight right to the mouth!
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-Banner fires a roundhouse to the head, but Basher ducks.
-Basher tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Banner ties him up.
-Banner lunges with a left jab to the head, but Basher covers himself well.
-Banner probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Basher covers himself well.
-Banner lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Basher deftly avoits it.
-Banner throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Basher paws a series of punches to the nose, but Banner escapes.
+Basher tosses a volley of nasty punches to the head. Banner ignores it.
-Basher attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Basher probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Banner fires a flurry of right punches to the face, but Basher ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 24 of 61 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 20 of 108 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 79-73


Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Basher is brawling. (inside)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Basher paws a series of left punches to the temple, but Banner blocks.
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-Basher throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Banner throws a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Basher attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Basher attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Banner escapes.
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-Basher charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Banner annoys Basher with a wild jab to the temple. Basher beats a hasty retreat.
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+Basher hits Banner with a barrage of furious shots to the eye.
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+Basher smacks Banner with a barrage of hard shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 13 of 41 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 14 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 89-82


Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Basher is brawling. (inside)
Banner throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Basher solidly lands a wild uppercut to the head.
Basher lands a bone crushing right blow to the temple and Banner's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Banner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Banner tries to land a volley of right roundhouses to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Banner paws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Banner throws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner probes with a uppercut to the nose, but to no avail.
+Banner tosses a flurry of stiff shots to the head.
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+Basher tags Banner with a pair of off balance punches to the chin!
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+Banner strikes with a pair of heavy hooks to the face.
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-Basher launches a volley of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Banner smashes Basher with a series of crosses to the nose.
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-Banner attempts a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Basher probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Banner escapes.
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-Basher attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Basher tries a series of right shots to the nose, but Banner covers himself well.
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+Basher throws a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
+Basher punches Banner with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 17 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 51 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-8

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 99-90


Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner throws everything he's got! (all-out)

-Basher throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Banner lashes out with a barrage of left crosses to the chin, but Basher narrowly avoids it
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+Basher drills Banner with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
-Banner attempts a volley of left crosses to the jaw, but Basher backs out of it.
-Basher tries a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Basher fires a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw. Banner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Basher probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Basher probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Banner deftly avoits it.
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-Banner lashes out with a volley of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Basher probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Banner launches a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Basher probes with a flurry of right crosses to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Banner belts Basher with a quick hook to the nose! Basher grimaces in pain.
-Banner lashes out with a pair of uppercuts to the jaw, but falls short.
+Basher backs up Banner with a barrage of furious uppercuts to the temple.
-Basher throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Banner charges with a series of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Banner launches a shot to the head, but Basher escapes.
+Basher stuns Banner with a pair of crosses to the solar plexus! Banner ignores it.
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+Basher grazes Banner with a barrage of punches to the temple. Banner quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 29 of 59 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 8 of 50 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 109-99


Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banner is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner throws everything he's got! (all-out)

-Banner paws a series of punches to the head, but Basher blocks.
+Basher smashes Banner with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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-Banner tries to land a pair of right roundhouses to the temple, but Basher ducks just in time.
+Basher annoys Banner with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Banner probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
-Basher attacks with a pair of right crosses to the chest, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Basher tosses a glancing hook to the solar plexus!!
-Banner throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Basher steps aside.
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-Banner tries a barrage of shots to the eye, but Basher ties him up.
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+Basher annoys Banner with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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-Banner tries a barrage of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Basher lashes out with a pair of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Banner charges with a series of roundhouses to the nose, but to no avail.
+Basher throws a painful roundhouse to the chin.
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+Banner hits with a volley of quick punches to the temple. Basher ignores it.
+Banner tags Basher with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
+Basher attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus. Banner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Basher probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Banner stays away from it.
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-Banner probes with a series of right roundhouses to the face, but Basher ducks.
-Banner tries a flurry of blows to the temple, but Basher beats a hasty retreat.
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+Basher throws a pair of nice crosses to the chin.
+Basher throws a volley of light punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 41 of 66 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 7 of 49 punches.

Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9

Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 119-108


Basher is obviously tired.

Banner is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 4: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 5: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 7: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 8: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 9: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-8
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 12: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9

Total Score: Umpa Lumpa Basher 120-107


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 5: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-8
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 12: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9

Total Score: Umpa Lumpa Basher 119-110


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 4: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 5: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 7: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 8: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 9: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-8
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 12: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9

Total Score: Umpa Lumpa Basher 120-107

Umpa Lumpa Basher wins by decision!