Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Umpa Lumpa Basher defeated Stupid Botton Banner by unanimous decision: 115-114, 115-114, 115-114.Match Monday, March 28, 2016In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Umpa Lumpa Basher!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Basher feints and fakes. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Banner probes with a left jab to the nose, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
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-Basher attempts a barrage of left feints to the face, but Banner ducks.
+Basher attacks with a glancing feint and then a cross to the mouth. Banner ignores it.
-Basher lashes out with a series of right combinations to the head, but Banner steps aside.
+Banner hits with a volley of punches to the mouth. Basher beats a hasty retreat.
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-Banner attacks with a barrage of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Basher smacks Banner with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Banner hurts Basher with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
-Banner lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Basher tries to land a feint and then a jab to the face, but Banner backs out of it.
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+Basher thumps Banner with a series of punches to the face. Banner asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Basher charges with a volley of right combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
-Banner tries to land a hook to the stomach, but Basher leaps aside.
-Basher throws a volley of shots to the eye, but Banner escapes.
-Banner throws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Basher lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Banner covers himself well.
+Basher clocks Banner with a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye!
+Basher hurts Banner with a series of feints to the face. Banner beats a hasty retreat.
-Basher charges with a volley of combinations to the eye, but Banner narrowly avoids it
-Banner throws a pair of left feints to the eye, but Basher covers himself well.
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-Basher tries a right counter-punch to the mouth, but Banner escapes.
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-Banner tries to land a series of combinations to the mouth, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
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+Basher smashes Banner with a pair of shots to the chest. Banner shakes his head to clear it.
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-Basher charges with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but Banner narrowly avoids it
-Banner probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Banner nails Basher with a series of punches to the chin.
+Banner punches Basher with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
-Basher throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Banner blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 24 of 71 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 24 of 72 punches.
Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 10-9
Basher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Basher feints and fakes. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Banner paws a series of punches to the mouth, but Basher beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner throws a flurry of feints to the chest, but Basher backs out of it.
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+Basher pounds Banner with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
-Basher lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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-Basher tries a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Banner ducks just in time.
-Banner fires a jab to the eye, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
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-Basher paws a flurry of shots to the chin, but Banner quickly backs away.
+Basher nails Banner with a barrage of feints to the head.
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-Basher attacks with a pair of shots to the chin, but Banner escapes.
-Banner lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Banner launches a right straight right to the nose, but Basher leaps aside.
+Basher hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Basher tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Banner steps aside.
-Basher tries to land a feint and then a jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Banner backs up Basher with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Banner lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Basher hits with a series of wild combinations to the chest!
-Basher attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but Banner covers himself well.
-Banner fires a left jab to the head, but comes up empty.
+Banner pummels Basher with a series of furious punches to the eye.
-Banner throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Basher stays away from it.
+Basher backs up Banner with a pair of hard shots to the nose. Banner seems wobbly!
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-Banner attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Banner whacks Basher with a pair of solid punches to the chest! Basher laughs!
-Basher attacks with a volley of feints to the eye, but Banner stays away from it.
-Banner attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Banner smashes Basher with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 29 of 71 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 22 of 69 punches.
Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 20-18
Basher doesn't even want to rest!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Basher feints and fakes. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Basher tries to land a straight right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Banner paws a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Basher attempts a volley of left combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Basher strikes with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus. Banner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Basher pummels Banner with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Basher throws a volley of feints to the stomach, but Banner takes it in the forearms.
+Basher smashes Banner with a volley of powerful combinations to the eye.
-Basher tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Banner escapes.
-Banner fires a flurry of feints to the chest, but misses.
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-Basher charges with a pair of right feints to the chest, but misses.
+Banner catches Basher with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Basher throws a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Basher tries a series of right feints to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Basher charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner fires a series of left blows to the jaw, but Basher quickly backs away.
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-Basher lunges with a pair of feints to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Basher probes with a pair of feints to the head, but goes wide.
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-Banner charges with a feint and then an uppercut to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Basher paws a straight right to the stomach, but Banner leaps aside.
-Banner fires a volley of right punches to the head, but Basher ducks.
+Basher hits Banner with a barrage of feints to the jaw!
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-Banner probes with a series of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Banner hits with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 22 of 71 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 13 of 53 punches.
Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 30-27
Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Banner throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Banner throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Banner paws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Basher beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner attacks with a jab to the face, but Basher backs out of it.
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-Banner throws a left cross to the temple, but misses completely.
-Basher probes with a series of punches to the head, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
-Banner throws a volley of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Banner tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
+Basher lands a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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+Banner connects with a barrage of punches to the chin. Basher grimaces in pain.
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-Basher lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Banner throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Banner probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
+Banner attacks with a stiff roundhouse to the eye.
-Banner fires a series of left punches to the chin, but Basher quickly backs away.
-Banner lashes out with a right jab to the face, but Basher narrowly avoids it
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-Banner attempts a straight right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Banner drills Basher with a series of nice punches to the nose.
-Basher throws a flurry of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Banner probes with a right sweeping right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Basher lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Banner steps aside.
+Banner hits Basher with a flurry of punches to the face!
-Banner probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Basher hides behind his gloves.
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+Banner clocks Basher with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 7 of 22 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 22 of 90 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 39-37
Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Banner pokes Basher with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Banner lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Basher steps aside.
-Banner paws a cross to the face, but to no avail.
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+Banner lands a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
-Banner probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Basher throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Banner launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Basher quickly backs away.
-Banner tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but Basher ducks.
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-Banner attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Banner throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
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-Banner attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Basher hides behind his gloves.
-Banner lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Banner throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Basher hides behind his gloves.
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+Basher jolts Banner with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Banner fires a jab to the stomach, but Basher narrowly avoids it
-Banner attempts a series of left punches to the head, but falls short.
-Banner launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Basher quickly backs away.
-Banner throws a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Banner probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Banner paws a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Banner attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Basher quickly backs away.
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+Banner pokes Basher with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Basher paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Banner grazes Basher with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 7 of 23 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 21 of 99 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 48-47
Basher doesn't even want to rest!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Basher feints and fakes. (feinting)
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Basher probes with a volley of feints to the solar plexus, but Banner covers himself well.
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+Basher pounds Banner with a series of feints to the face. Banner doesn't notice.
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+Basher fires a series of combinations to the nose.
-Banner lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Basher backs out of it.
-Basher tries a right feint and then an uppercut to the temple, but Banner stays away from it.
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+Basher hits with a pair of feints to the nose.
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-Basher lashes out with a pair of left feints to the stomach, but misses.
-Banner charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner lunges with a barrage of feints to the solar plexus, but Basher deftly avoits it.
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-Basher probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses.
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+Basher annoys Banner with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
+Basher lands a pair of quick shots to the chin.
-Banner throws a right feint and then a cross to the solar plexus, but Basher stays away from it.
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+Basher takes charge with a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Basher thumps Banner with a series of solid shots to the chin!!
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-Basher throws a series of right feints to the eye, but Banner backs out of it.
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-Basher paws a volley of left shots to the chin, but Banner ducks.
-Basher tries to land a left counter-punch to the mouth, but Banner takes it in the forearms.
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+Banner hits with a volley of glancing shots to the mouth.
+Basher hurts Banner with a pair of nice combinations to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 36 of 81 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 5 of 24 punches.
Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 58-56
Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Basher feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Banner throws a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Basher steps aside.
-Banner lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Banner shakes Basher with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
-Banner tries to land a barrage of left feints to the temple, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
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+Basher jolts Banner with a flurry of powerful combinations to the jaw. Banner falls against the ropes!
-Basher paws a flurry of feints to the head, but Banner deftly avoits it.
+Basher smacks Banner with a right to the chest! Banner gets mad!
-Banner attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Basher covers himself well.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the eye.
-Banner probes with a jab to the eye, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
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-Basher tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Banner paws a jab to the eye, but falls short.
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-Basher attacks with a flurry of feints to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Banner wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the temple!
+Banner staggers Basher with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Basher paws a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Banner lashes out with a series of punches to the face! Basher falls against the ropes!
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+Basher clocks Banner with a feint and then a jab to the nose.
-Banner attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Banner paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Basher steps aside.
+Banner hits Basher with a volley of punches to the nose. Basher gets mad!
-Basher lunges with a series of feints to the eye, but falls short.
+Banner lands a heavy cross to the stomach.
-Basher throws a pair of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
+Basher connects with a pair of quick feints to the face. Banner seems wobbly!
-Basher throws a feint and then an uppercut to the face, but Banner ties him up.
-Basher throws a series of left feints to the solar plexus, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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-Basher attempts a series of shots to the jaw, but Banner steps aside.
-Basher probes with a left shot to the temple, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Basher probes with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Banner ducks.
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-Banner tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Banner probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
-Basher lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Banner stays away from it.
-Basher charges with a left feint and then a cross to the chin, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
+Banner solidly lands a series of punches to the nose. Basher grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 26 of 93 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 26 of 87 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 67-66
Basher remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Basher feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Banner throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Basher blocks.
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-Basher probes with a flurry of feints to the face, but Banner leaps aside.
-Banner fires a volley of punches to the face, but Basher beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Banner throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Banner attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Banner throws a pair of punches to the face, but Basher blocks.
+Banner thumps Basher with a pair of nasty shots to the nose. Basher doesn't seem bothered.
-Basher attacks with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Banner throws a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Basher grazes Banner with a flurry of shots to the eye.
-Basher tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Basher throws a volley of shots to the mouth. Banner doesn't seem bothered.
-Basher paws a left feint and then an uppercut to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Basher attacks with a flurry of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Basher attempts a barrage of feints to the eye, but fails to score.
-Basher lunges with a flurry of feints to the nose, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
-Banner probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Banner clocks Basher with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw!!
+Basher drills Banner with a pair of wild feints to the chest.
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-Basher fires a pair of right punches to the face, but Banner steps aside and laughs.
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-Banner tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but Basher escapes.
-Banner probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Basher backs out of it.
+Banner drills Basher with a hard roundhouse to the face!
+Basher belts Banner with a flurry of painful feints to the jaw.
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-Banner tries a left combination to the temple, but only hits air.
-Basher lashes out with a volley of left feints to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Banner hurts Basher with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Banner tries a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Basher launches a series of feints to the chest, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
+Basher solidly lands a series of feints to the eye!
+ The fighters swap combinations to the nose.
+Basher whacks Banner with a painful combination to the mouth. Banner gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 29 of 89 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 25 of 91 punches.
Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 77-75
Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Basher is brawling. (inside)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Banner punches Basher with a pair of wild blows to the ribs. Basher hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Banner pops Basher with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Banner lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Basher hides behind his gloves.
-Banner fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Banner connects with a loud jab to the chest. Basher falls against the ropes!
-Basher attacks with a uppercut to the stomach, but Banner leaps aside.
+Banner jolts Basher with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Banner tosses a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
-Basher throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Banner ducks just in time.
-Basher probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
-Banner throws a right right to the face, but misses.
-Banner paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Basher stays away from it.
-Banner throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Banner smacks Basher with a commanding jab to the chest. Basher backpedals to his own corner.
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-Basher attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Banner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Basher pummels Banner with a wild left to the chest. Banner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Banner tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but Basher beats a hasty retreat.
+Banner tattoos Basher with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
-Banner tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Basher throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Banner attacks with a left to the nose, but Basher beats a hasty retreat.
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-Basher probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Banner quickly backs away.
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-Banner lunges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
+Banner thumps Basher with a series of nice punches to the mouth! Basher beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Banner tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Basher lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Banner narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 8 of 40 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 38 of 83 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 86-85
Basher grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Basher feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Basher annoys Banner with a pair of light combinations to the chin. Banner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Basher takes charge with a pair of feints to the chest!! Banner backpedals to his own corner.
-Banner launches a volley of shots to the temple, but Basher ducks just in time.
-Banner launches a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Banner throws a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Banner attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Basher quickly backs away.
-Basher fires a left feint and then a jab to the solar plexus, but Banner steps aside.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
-Banner attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but Basher backs out of it.
-Banner attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Basher stays away from it.
+Banner slams Basher with a series of stiff punches to the mouth. Basher is hurt!
+Banner hits with a series of punches to the jaw. Basher hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Banner charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Basher takes it in the forearms.
+Banner lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Basher tries a pair of feints to the ribs, but Banner ducks just in time.
-Basher tries a barrage of feints to the stomach, but misses.
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-Banner probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Basher escapes.
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-Basher lashes out with a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Banner quickly backs away.
+Basher suprises Banner with a flurry of strong combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Basher pops Banner with a series of wild combinations to the eye.
+Basher fires a series of light shots to the chest!
-Banner throws a left jab to the chest, but falls short.
-Basher attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Banner probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Banner tries to land a flurry of left feints to the mouth, but misses.
-Banner charges with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
-Basher paws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Banner stays away from it.
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-Banner throws a right roundhouse to the eye, but falls short.
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-Banner fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Banner hits Basher with a volley of quick blows to the eye.
-Basher lashes out with a jab to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Banner throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Banner throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Banner launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Basher launches a right feint and then a hook to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 31 of 91 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 25 of 105 punches.
Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 96-94
Basher is obviously tired.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Basher feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Banner throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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-Banner launches a right feint and then a hook to the face, but Basher escapes.
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+Banner rocks Basher with a low blow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Basher charges with a barrage of feints to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Basher takes charge with a quick feint and then an uppercut to the face.
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-Banner tries to land a flurry of hooks to the chin, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
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+Basher shakes Banner with a series of powerful shots to the head.
-Basher fires a pair of feints to the jaw, but Banner steps aside.
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-Basher charges with a flurry of right feints to the mouth, but Banner deftly avoits it.
+Basher staggers Banner with a pair of powerful feints to the jaw!!
+Basher punches Banner with a volley of stinging combinations to the chin. Banner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Basher lands a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs.
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+Basher smacks Banner with a counter-punch to the chin.
-Banner fires a flurry of right shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Basher lands a flurry of furious combinations to the head.
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-Banner tries a volley of roundhouses to the head, but Basher covers himself well.
+Banner tosses a barrage of stinging hooks to the head. Basher grimaces in pain.
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-Banner tries a pair of shots to the chin, but misses.
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+Basher hits Banner with a volley of punches to the jaw! Banner is hurt!
-Basher attacks with a series of right hooks to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Basher attempts a pair of left feints to the chest, but to no avail.
-Basher attempts a series of left combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Basher throws a series of feints to the ribs, but Banner ducks.
+Basher throws a flurry of heavy feints to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 47 of 90 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 40 punches.
Umpa Lumpa Basher won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 106-103
Basher is obviously tired.
Banner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Basher is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banner moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Banner throws a left jab to the temple, but to no avail.
-Banner attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Basher lashes out with a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Basher charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Banner hides behind his gloves.
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-Basher tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Basher lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Banner steps aside.
-Banner paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Basher stays away from it.
+Banner clocks Basher with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
-Banner tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Basher lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
-Banner attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Banner attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Basher beats a hasty retreat.
-Banner tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Banner paws a straight right to the temple, but Basher narrowly avoids it
-Banner throws a volley of punches to the temple, but Basher quickly backs away.
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-Banner probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Basher escapes.
-Banner lashes out with a right cross to the head, but misses.
+Banner tosses a pair of painful punches to the mouth!!
-Banner throws a series of punches to the head, but Basher quickly backs away.
+Basher stuns Banner with a series of punches to the face.
-Banner fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Basher steps aside and laughs.
-Basher fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Banner narrowly avoids it
-Banner fires a roundhouse to the chin, but misses completely.
-Banner lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Banner jolts Basher with a volley of punches to the temple. Basher doesn't notice.
-Banner attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Banner lashes out with a left cross to the stomach, but Basher backs out of it.
-Banner charges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Banner jars Basher with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Basher ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Umpa Lumpa Basher landed 5 of 36 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 24 of 91 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Umpa Lumpa Basher is winning the fight 115-113
Basher is obviously tired.
Banner is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Umpa Lumpa Basher 115-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Umpa Lumpa Basher 115-114
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 3: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 11: Umpa Lumpa Basher 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Umpa Lumpa Basher 115-114
Umpa Lumpa Basher wins by decision!
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