Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Stupid Botton Banner defeated Mathew Webber by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, February 29, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Mathew Webber!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Stupid Botton Banner!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner launches a barrage of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
-Banner launches a jab to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Banner probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Banner tries to land a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Webber ducks just in time.
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+Banner backs up Webber with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
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+Banner annoys Webber with a mean left to the chest.
-Banner paws a series of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Banner paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Webber deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 48 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 10-9
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but Webber covers himself well.
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-Banner throws a series of punches to the face, but Webber escapes.
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-Banner tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Webber blocks.
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+Banner scores with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
+Banner slams Webber with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+Banner annoys Webber with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
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-Banner paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Banner charges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Banner tries a right jab to the chin, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 15 of 48 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 20-18
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Banner smashes Webber with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Webber fires a pair of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Banner lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Banner paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Banner tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Banner attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 34 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 30-27
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Webber hides behind his gloves.
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+Banner stuns Webber with a flurry of off balance punches to the head!!
+Banner stuns Webber with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Banner fires a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Banner throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Webber narrowly avoids it
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-Banner lashes out with a pair of right blows to the temple, but Webber beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 3 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 10 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 40-36
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner fires a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Webber hides behind his gloves.
-Banner lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Banner attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Webber leaps aside.
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-Banner attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Webber covers himself well.
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+Banner smashes Webber with a series of punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 35 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 50-45
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner launches a pair of left shots to the chest, but Webber beats a hasty retreat.
+Banner attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
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-Banner probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Webber blocks.
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+Banner hits Webber with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!!
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-Banner paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Banner paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Webber steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 60-54
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner tries a volley of punches to the eye, but Webber stays away from it.
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-Banner attempts a right to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Banner charges with a left straight right to the stomach, but Webber deftly avoits it.
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-Webber tries a barrage of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Banner rocks Webber with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Banner attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Webber steps aside.
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+Banner punches Webber with a barrage of mean punches to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 9 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 70-63
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Banner solidly lands a heavy jab to the mouth. Webber shakes his head to clear it.
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-Banner tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Banner probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Banner tries to land a left jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Banner fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Webber stays away from it.
-Banner lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Webber hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 6 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 80-72
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Webber narrowly avoids it
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-Banner attacks with a volley of left punches to the head, but Webber narrowly avoids it
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-Banner probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Banner attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Banner fires a pair of left punches to the head, but Webber deftly avoits it.
-Banner throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Webber stays away from it.
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+Banner stuns Webber with a nice jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 6 of 31 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 90-81
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner probes with a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Banner throws a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Banner attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Banner tries to land a pair of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Banner charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 6 of 32 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 100-90
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner fires a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Banner fires a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Banner launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Banner lashes out with a straight right to the head, but Webber beats a hasty retreat.
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-Banner tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Webber ties him up.
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-Banner lashes out with a right to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Banner launches a series of punches to the nose, but Webber backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 6 of 34 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 110-99
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Webber covers up.
Banner is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Banner tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Banner attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Webber escapes.
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-Banner tries a volley of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Banner throws a uppercut to the jaw, but Webber backs out of it.
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-Banner launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Webber fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Banner hurts Webber with a pair of strong punches to the face. Webber falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mathew Webber landed 4 of 8 punches, and Stupid Botton Banner landed 6 of 31 punches.
Stupid Botton Banner won the round 10-9
Stupid Botton Banner is winning the fight 120-108
Webber doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 2: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 3: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 4: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 5: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 6: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 7: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 8: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 9: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 10: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 11: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Round 12: Stupid Botton Banner 10-9
Total Score: Stupid Botton Banner 120-108
Stupid Botton Banner wins by decision!
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