Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX defeated Me Crush You by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Saturday, February 20, 2016In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Me Crush You!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Me Crush You stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Me Crush You pounds Rubenesque with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth. Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
+Me Crush You smashes Rubenesque with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Me Crush You hits with a pair of nice punches to the mouth. Rubenesque hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Rubenesque attacks with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Me Crush You backs out of it.
Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me Crush You suprises Rubenesque with a flurry of loud shots to the temple!!
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+Rubenesque stuns Me Crush You with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me Crush You hits Rubenesque with a flurry of strong punches to the eye!
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+Me Crush You punches Rubenesque with a wild jab to the face.
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-Rubenesque fires a volley of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
+Me Crush You rocks Rubenesque with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Rubenesque quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX landed 14 of 23 punches, and Me Crush You landed 31 of 31 punches.
Me Crush You won the round 10-9
Me Crush You is winning the fight 10-9
Rubenesque doesn't want to stop fighting!
Me Crush You doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Me Crush You stays outside and uses his jab.
Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque charges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me Crush You fires a jab to the ribs.
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+Me Crush You jolts Rubenesque with a series of quick punches to the stomach!
+Me Crush You punches Rubenesque with a pair of shots to the stomach!
+Me Crush You smashes Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me Crush You hurts Rubenesque with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Rubenesque attacks with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Rubenesque strikes with a barrage of shots to the chest!!
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+Rubenesque tattoos Me Crush You with a vicious roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Me Crush You tattoos Rubenesque with a volley of punches to the chest. Rubenesque laughs!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX landed 12 of 23 punches, and Me Crush You landed 31 of 31 punches.
Me Crush You won the round 10-9
Me Crush You is winning the fight 20-18
Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest!
Me Crush You remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Me Crush You stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Rubenesque fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Me Crush You stays away from it.
+Me Crush You annoys Rubenesque with a vicious jab to the ribs.
Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me Crush You attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Me Crush You hits Rubenesque with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Me Crush You clocks Rubenesque with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs. Rubenesque sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Rubenesque launches a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Me Crush You hides behind his gloves.
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+Rubenesque takes charge with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Me Crush You lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque pokes Me Crush You with a series of blows to the stomach.
+Me Crush You hits Rubenesque with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX landed 11 of 24 punches, and Me Crush You landed 30 of 30 punches.
Me Crush You won the round 10-9
Me Crush You is winning the fight 30-27
Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Me Crush You grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Rubenesque is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Me Crush You backpedals and jabs.
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-Rubenesque attempts a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Me Crush You beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rubenesque attacks with a pair of painful punches to the chest. Me Crush You asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Rubenesque throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Rubenesque lashes out with a series of left uppercuts to the ribs, but misses.
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+Me Crush You whacks Rubenesque with a strong sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Rubenesque suprises Me Crush You with a series of stiff uppercuts to the ribs.
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+Rubenesque fires a volley of roundhouses to the stomach.
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+Me Crush You nails Rubenesque with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Rubenesque nails Me Crush You with a barrage of hooks to the ribs. Me Crush You doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX landed 19 of 39 punches, and Me Crush You landed 7 of 8 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX won the round 10-9
Me Crush You is winning the fight 39-37
Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Me Crush You is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Me Crush You stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Rubenesque attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Me Crush You ducks.
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+Rubenesque tosses a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me Crush You scores with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
-Me Crush You attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Rubenesque jolts Me Crush You with a pair of glancing shots to the stomach. Me Crush You backpedals to his own corner.
+Me Crush You pounds Rubenesque with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
+Me Crush You slams Rubenesque with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Me Crush You hits with a pair of punches to the ribs. Rubenesque sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Me Crush You throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX landed 13 of 24 punches, and Me Crush You landed 23 of 33 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Me Crush You is winning the fight 49-47
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Me Crush You looks exhausted.
ROUND 6
Rubenesque is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Me Crush You backpedals and jabs.
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+Rubenesque smashes Me Crush You with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
Rubenesque lands a well placed blow to the head and Me Crush You lands flat on his back!!
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Me Crush You struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Me Crush You slams Rubenesque with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Me Crush You pounds Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Rubenesque hits with a pair of solid hooks to the stomach. Me Crush You seems wobbly!
+Rubenesque smashes Me Crush You with a pair of hooks to the ribs. Me Crush You sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Rubenesque staggers Me Crush You with a flurry of furious uppercuts to the stomach.
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-Rubenesque attempts a barrage of left hooks to the stomach, but Me Crush You stays away from it.
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+Rubenesque lands a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Me Crush You is hurt!
-Rubenesque fires a right uppercut to the ribs, but Me Crush You leaps aside.
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+Rubenesque connects with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Me Crush You covers up.
Rubenesque lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Me Crush You's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Me Crush You struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Me Crush You jolts Rubenesque with a cross to the head.
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+Rubenesque tosses a series of strong shots to the stomach.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX landed 22 of 42 punches, and Me Crush You landed 8 of 8 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX won the round 10-7
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX is winning the fight 57-56
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Me Crush You can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 7
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Me Crush You stays outside and uses his jab.
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Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque lashes out with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
+Me Crush You rocks Rubenesque with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Me Crush You probes with a left jab to the face, but falls short.
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-Me Crush You probes with a series of shots to the head, but Rubenesque ties him up.
Me Crush You tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Me Crush You launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Rubenesque escapes.
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-Me Crush You probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Rubenesque blocks.
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+Me Crush You lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Me Crush You suprises Rubenesque with a pair of blows to the eye. Rubenesque falls against the ropes!
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+Rubenesque attacks with a stiff uppercut to the stomach. Rubenesque smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Me Crush You falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Me Crush You can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 2: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 3: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 2: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 3: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX 10-9
Round 5: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 2: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 3: Me Crush You 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX 10-7
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIX wins by a technical knockout!
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