Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question defeated Army of Dorkness 12 by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 115-112.Match Wednesday, January 13, 2016In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 12!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 12 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 drills Question with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Question suprises Dorkness 12 with a powerful left to the nose. Dorkness 12 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Question hurts Dorkness 12 with a volley of stinging blows to the jaw! Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Question smacks Dorkness 12 with a series of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Question charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 12 charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 11 of 25 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 19 of 35 punches.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 12 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Question doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 12 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 12 lunges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Question pummels Dorkness 12 with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 connects with a series of solid shots to the chest.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 hurts Question with a series of quick blows to the solar plexus. Question laughs!
+Question connects with a roundhouse to the ribs. Dorkness 12 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Question thumps Dorkness 12 with a quick jab to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 12 of 24 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 21 of 35 punches.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 12 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Question doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 12 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 12 attacks with a cross to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Question punches Dorkness 12 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Question lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 throws a series of hard blows to the solar plexus.
+Question fires a pair of punches to the chest.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 12 probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 12 lashes out with a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach! Question seems wobbly!
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question jars Dorkness 12 with a straight right to the ribs.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 10 of 24 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 21 of 30 punches.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 12 doesn't even want to rest!
Question doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 12 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Question is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Question tattoos Dorkness 12 with a series of punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 12 fires a series of left blows to the stomach, but Question ties him up.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 pounds Question with a series of blows to the chest. Question gets mad!
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 12 tries to land a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Question quickly backs away.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 12 tries a volley of punches to the chest, but Question backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 9 of 27 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 12 doesn't even want to rest!
Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 12 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 12 hits Question with a series of punches to the chest. Question covers up.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question lunges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 12 backs out of it.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 thumps Question with a barrage of painful shots to the ribs.
+Question pokes Dorkness 12 with a sweeping right to the solar plexus!!
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+Question hits Dorkness 12 with a series of punches to the chest. Dorkness 12 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 12 attempts a cross to the chest, but Question steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 12 grazes Question with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Question fires a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 12 annoys Question with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Question sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 12 tags Question with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 12 throws a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 12 probes with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 12 fires a right roundhouse to the chest, but Question steps aside.
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+Question whacks Dorkness 12 with a pair of hard punches to the ribs. Dorkness 12 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 12 lunges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 24 of 53 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 18 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 12 doesn't even want to rest!
Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 12 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 12 charges with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Question escapes.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
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+Question pummels Dorkness 12 with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Question tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 12 hits with a series of light punches to the solar plexus. Question ignores it.
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+Dorkness 12 pops Question with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 12 ties him up.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 12 attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Question hides behind his gloves.
+Question wallops Dorkness 12 with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 12 hits with a cross to the chest. Question seems wobbly!
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-Question lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 12 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 12 fires a volley of strong punches to the stomach. Question shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkness 12 attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Question pops Dorkness 12 with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Dorkness 12 is hurt!
+Question lands a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 12 throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkness 12 launches a series of right blows to the ribs, but Question covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 12 whacks Question with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 24 of 52 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 23 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 58-57
Dorkness 12 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 12 is brawling. (inside)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 12 hits with a nice uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 12 throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 12 lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dorkness 12 shakes Question with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Question hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 12 ignores it.
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-Dorkness 12 probes with a right to the ribs, but Question backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 12 attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Question blocks.
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+Dorkness 12 pummels Question with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Question thumps Dorkness 12 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Question smashes Dorkness 12 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 12 tags Question with a cross to the ribs.
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+Question scores with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 19 of 39 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 27 of 34 punches.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 68-66
Dorkness 12 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 12 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Question is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 12 pops Question with a volley of light blows to the chest.
Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 12 suprises Question with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 12 throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Question stays away from it.
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 12 charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 12 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Question narrowly avoids it
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Question tries to attack, but Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 12 lashes out with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Question covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 12 tags Question with a nasty jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 12 attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Question backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 12 launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Question escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 17 of 52 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 5 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 77-76
Dorkness 12 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 12 is brawling. (inside)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 12 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Question rocks Dorkness 12 with a off balance jab to the temple.
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-Question throws a left jab to the eye, but Dorkness 12 covers himself well.
+Question wallops Dorkness 12 with a series of hard punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 12 probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Question steps aside and laughs.
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+Question connects with a barrage of quick punches to the face!
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-Dorkness 12 fires a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Question steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 12 throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Question blocks.
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-Dorkness 12 fires a right to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dorkness 12 hammers Question with a left to the ribs!!
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+Question staggers Dorkness 12 with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 12 wakes up the fans with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 18 of 39 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 23 of 30 punches.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 87-85
Dorkness 12 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 12 is brawling. (inside)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 12 attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Question hides behind his gloves.
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+Question throws a hook to the face.
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+Dorkness 12 hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Question ignores it.
+Question hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. Dorkness 12 doesn't notice.
-Dorkness 12 charges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Question steps aside and laughs.
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+Question pummels Dorkness 12 with a pair of light punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 12 fires a jab to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 12 lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Question hammers Dorkness 12 with a series of punches to the face. Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 12 grazes Question with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 17 of 36 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 26 of 31 punches.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 97-94
Dorkness 12 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
Question is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 12 is brawling. (inside)
Question is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Question takes charge with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 12 tosses a flurry of blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 12 tosses a flurry of stinging shots to the nose.
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-Dorkness 12 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but Question takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 12 fires a barrage of blows to the face, but Question covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 12 nails Question with a wild cross to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 12 takes charge with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Question clocks Dorkness 12 with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 12 clocks Question with a jab to the nose. Question falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 12 tries to land a barrage of left blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Question connects with a pair of nice punches to the jaw. Dorkness 12 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 12 lands a series of powerful shots to the temple.
+Question tattoos Dorkness 12 with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
Question lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Dorkness 12 is flattened!!
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Dorkness 12 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 12 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Question deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 12 attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but Question ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 21 of 49 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 28 of 28 punches.
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question won the round 10-8
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 12 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.
Question is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 12 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Question is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 12 hammers Question with an elbow! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkness 12 paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 12 throws a series of blows to the face, but misses.
+Question strikes with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 12 tries a series of left uppercuts to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 12 jolts Question with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 12 landed 9 of 34 punches, and To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question landed 5 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 12 won the round 10-9
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkness 12 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.
Question is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 2: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 3: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 7: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 9: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 10: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 11: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-8
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Total Score: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 2: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 3: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 7: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 9: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 10: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 11: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-8
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Total Score: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 115-112
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 2: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 3: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 7: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Round 9: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 10: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-9
Round 11: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 10-8
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 12 10-9
Total Score: To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question 115-112
To Eat Or Not To Eat..That Is The Question wins by decision!
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