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(Heavyweight) Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII defeated ZWIP Experiment III by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, December 26, 2015

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 1 inch (216 centimeters) tall weighing in at 337 pounds (153 kilograms) is ZWIP Experiment III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 247 pounds (112 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Zwip is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Rubenesque probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Zwip clocks Rubenesque with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Rubenesque belts Zwip with a barrage of punches to the chest. Zwip covers up.
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-Rubenesque throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Zwip staggers Rubenesque with a nice jab to the jaw. Rubenesque sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip strikes with a furious jab to the temple!
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+Zwip attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque tries to land a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Zwip quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIP Experiment III landed 29 of 29 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII landed 6 of 24 punches.

ZWIP Experiment III won the round 10-9

ZWIP Experiment III is winning the fight 10-9


Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rubenesque doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Zwip is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Zwip escapes.
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+Zwip fires a glancing left to the solar plexus!
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-Rubenesque attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Zwip steps aside and laughs.
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+Zwip hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip whacks Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Rubenesque is hurt!
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+Zwip nails Rubenesque with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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-Rubenesque launches a right straight right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Rubenesque wakes up the fans with a vicious right to the solar plexus.
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+Zwip pounds Rubenesque with a volley of blows to the stomach. Rubenesque retreats to the far corner.
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+Zwip catches Rubenesque with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Zwip attacks with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIP Experiment III landed 33 of 33 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII landed 5 of 23 punches.

ZWIP Experiment III won the round 10-9

ZWIP Experiment III is winning the fight 20-18


Zwip doesn't even want to rest!

Rubenesque doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Zwip is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Zwip beats a hasty retreat.
Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip takes charge with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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+Zwip connects with a pair of mean punches to the ribs!
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+Zwip throws a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs!
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-Rubenesque charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Rubenesque launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Zwip leaps aside.
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+Zwip jolts Rubenesque with a jab to the chest.
+Zwip fires a cross to the ribs.
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+Rubenesque lands a pair of solid shots to the stomach.
Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIP Experiment III landed 31 of 31 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII landed 6 of 23 punches.

ZWIP Experiment III won the round 10-9

ZWIP Experiment III is winning the fight 30-27


Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rubenesque doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Zwip is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Rubenesque is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Rubenesque throws a series of right uppercuts to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Rubenesque throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Zwip backs out of it.
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-Rubenesque attacks with a pair of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Zwip takes it in the forearms.
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-Rubenesque paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Rubenesque whacks Zwip with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Rubenesque attacks with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Zwip scores with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
+Rubenesque tosses a barrage of roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIP Experiment III landed 8 of 9 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII landed 12 of 41 punches.

Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII won the round 10-9

ZWIP Experiment III is winning the fight 39-37


Zwip is obviously tired.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Zwip is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip wallops Rubenesque with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Rubenesque lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Rubenesque strikes with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Zwip staggers Rubenesque with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Zwip tattoos Rubenesque with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Zwip punches Rubenesque with a pair of nice shots to the ribs.
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-Rubenesque fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Zwip blocks.
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+Zwip fires a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach.
-Rubenesque tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Zwip ducks.
+Zwip smacks Rubenesque with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIP Experiment III landed 26 of 32 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII landed 5 of 25 punches.

ZWIP Experiment III won the round 10-9

ZWIP Experiment III is winning the fight 49-46


Zwip is obviously tired.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Zwip is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Rubenesque is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Rubenesque hits with a mean blow to the chest!
-Rubenesque throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Zwip hides behind his gloves.
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+Rubenesque thumps Zwip with a barrage of wild crosses to the solar plexus. Zwip doesn't notice.
Rubenesque lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Zwip is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Zwip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Zwip slams Rubenesque with a flurry of punches to the head. Rubenesque shakes his head to clear it.
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-Rubenesque lashes out with a flurry of crosses to the ribs, but Zwip ties him up.
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+Rubenesque grazes Zwip with a pair of light crosses to the chest.
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-Rubenesque attempts a series of left crosses to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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-Rubenesque attempts a pair of right crosses to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Zwip thumps Rubenesque with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIP Experiment III landed 8 of 8 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII landed 11 of 38 punches.

Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII won the round 10-8

ZWIP Experiment III is winning the fight 57-56


Zwip collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Zwip is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Zwip pokes Rubenesque with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Rubenesque lunges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Zwip slams Rubenesque with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Zwip smacks Rubenesque with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus!
Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque slams Zwip with a barrage of strong shots to the stomach. Zwip hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Zwip throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Zwip throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Zwip attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Rubenesque ties him up.
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+Zwip wakes up the fans with Rubenesque with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Zwip tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Rubenesque probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Zwip narrowly avoids it
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-Rubenesque paws a series of punches to the chest, but Zwip leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIP Experiment III landed 21 of 37 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII landed 7 of 23 punches.

ZWIP Experiment III won the round 10-9

ZWIP Experiment III is winning the fight 67-65


Zwip collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Zwip is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Rubenesque takes charge with a series of uppercuts to the face.
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+Zwip backs up Rubenesque with a vicious jab to the mouth.
-Rubenesque probes with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Rubenesque throws a barrage of strong crosses to the head. Zwip laughs!
Rubenesque lands a bone crushing left uppercut and Zwip's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Zwip can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Rubenesque receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 2: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 3: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-9
Round 5: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-8
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 2: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 3: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-9
Round 5: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-8
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 2: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 3: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-9
Round 5: ZWIP Experiment III 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII 10-8
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.

Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII wins by a knockout!