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Slapperville
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Ramstad (D.E.)
Slapperville!
King of Slappers
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1. Terry Twinkletoes. Managed by Slick Willy.
Record: 24-0-4 (3/0) Reign 4-time Flyweight Champion of the World.
Former 1-time Strawweight Champion of the World.
With an unbeaten record that is very rarely seen, 28 fights so far
without a loss and pushed down the gorilla Samurai Slasher from the
flyweight throne in May 2004. Only bad thing is that he haven't fought
since September wich is bad because we all love to watch him fight,
right?
2. CETUS. Managed by Bold Bill
Record: 28-1-2 (5/0) Reign 3-time Middleweight Champion of the World.
Former 3-time Light-Heavyweight Champion of the World.
Almost as good record as Twinkletoes with a single loss coming from
fellow slapper I Am Candian Jenkins. CETUS feels almost untouchable
at the moment after the wins against the gorilla Donald "The
Bully" Duck (see Gorilla killa) and Lt Tom "IceMan"
Kazanski.
3. Cyril O'Reilly. Managed by Slick Willy
Record: 32-3-1 (6/1) Reign 9-time Cruiserweight Champion of the World.
This man is to become a legend in the Cruiserweight scene. Not many
fighters has as many titles as Cyril. And that includes title fights
against the gorilla Slugger Clone V4, Zanzi Hornet and Dolph Lundgren.
I bet that this fighter has place in the Hall of fame already waiting
for him to grow old enough.
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Gorilla Killa
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For the the first Gorilla Killa award I go back to December 9th.
Middleweight Champion CETUS, managed by Bold Bill was challenged by
a gorilla called Donald "The Bully" Duck, managed by Fong.
I choosed this fight because it's a great example how to treat sluggers.
Both fighters coming out pretty cautious but after a few rounds CETUS
starts to feel secure, even laughing at Donald when he hits nothing
but air.
Round 7, CETUS has won every round so far but now donald is going
for a KO, gorillas often do that when they feel frustrated. Donald
nails CETUS and even floor him twice but here is when this turns to
a great performance by the Champ.
CETUS backpedals and uses just so much energy that he keep Donald
on a safe distance. Instead of a KO victory, Donald finds himself
growing tired and the more he tries to catch the dancing Champ, the
more tired he gets.
Round 12, Donald is very tired. He breaths heavily and is cut on
both eyes and his nose is broken. In desperation he assemble the last
of his strength for a one-punch KO. But he has not even the glince
of a chance, CETUS lands a hook and Donald falls over, exhausted and
beaten.
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Speed Booster
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The date is December 23rd 2004. Light-heavyweights is making ready
for the Christmas break when two top slappers enters the ring. Canuck
Be, managed by Frank White but origin from Vibos gym and Vanadium
Ved, a former amateur now managed by The Master.
The fight starts as usual pretty slow, the two competitors is trying
out their opponent. Ved is floating on the outside while Be is more
undecided what to do. In round three Be starts to feint, feeling more
secure with his opponent who still wanders around tight to the ropes.
By the end of the 6th round it is still impossible to pick a leader
and now Ved is starting to raise the tempo. With a couple of round
with increased jab work by Ved, Be answers with a few rounds of aggressive
jabs, feinting and still after 11 rounds it is even. Perhaps with
a single point lead for Vanadium Ved.
12th round, the ring explodes in a fury of punches. Both fighters
throwing in absolutly everything they have left. 197 punches is registred
in round 12 alone, 151 of them lands. Canuck is the most successful
and takes the last round turning the fight to a draw on all judges
cards. What a Christmas thriller...
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Rearview Mirror
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Joe Byrd is probably most known for his sluggers and powerful creatures
in the heavier divisions, but he also managed some of the most successful
slappers in the early TBG days.
One of them was Valopolus, a 5 foot 10 strawweight with an incredible
ability to stay on his feets. He fought 59 fights without being knocked
out, but in his 60th fight the luck ran out and his career ended with
his only KO loss.
Valopolus started his career in March 1st 1999 and quickly climbed
the ranks. With a record of 21-5-1 (0/0) he got his first titlefight
against Jagged wich he won.
His career contained 14 titlefights of wich he won 4. The most remembered
fights is the serie of fights he had against the Hall of Famer Mohandas
Gandhi. No less then 12 fights between the two and Valopolus won only
one of those, but got a draw in 5. Other great names on Valopolus
fight record is Roger Rabbit-Punch, Mumh Ra the Everliving, Jet Black
McGee and Slava Kozlov.
Valopolous is to be remembered as a brave fighter with a heart larger
then most and with fist of deadly precision. In November 19th 2001
his career ended with the only KO loss he ever suffered from, "Slammin"
Sammy Weinbaugh was the one to bring down the legendary warrior in
a titlefight for the Flyweight title wich Sammy defended. But it is
as a Strawweight slapper impossible to put down we will forever remember
Valopolus.
Valopolus ended his career with a 38-13-9 (5/1) record.
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