Pea has issued a press release!
I might of been raised on bots, but the stakes are high. Yes, I do like running naked in freshly cut grass, because it tickles my balls. I get looked down on a lot. Yesterday, I wanted to buy a new punching bag, but I was a little short, I had been pick pocketed. How can anyone stoop that low? Someone could of raised the alarm about it, but I wouldn't of been able to reach it. I've learned to appreciate the little things. So I say upon my believers, oh ye of little faith, although my manager has low standards, I will come up short!
Facing Mamaluke in the up coming welterweight world championship is a tall order, but I'm lucky to have made the shortlist, and am not too little too late. Just don't make me made, Mamaluke, I have a short temper. And don't go nuts over me, I have line of eye sight to your sack. So, in short...