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Vinny "Knuckles" Bertolli has issued a press release!
21 Feb 2:14 AM

Just what I would expect from trailer trash like yourself. As soon as any effort is required you just make up some lame excuse and seek the next easy thing. Let me guess you don't even have a job and live off of welfare.

p.s. Did you consult your astrologist because you were seeing stars?

Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
20 Feb 7:42 PM

Vinny,

Good effort last night. Was honestly getting bored in lightweight anyway. Think I’ll move down a class and capture that belt now that I’m free of this burden.

p.s. Your gloves felt extra heavy. My astrologist says Mercury is in retrograde.

Vinny "Knuckles" Bertolli has issued a press release!
20 Feb 7:42 PM

Some nerve calling me vile. Did you not read your cannoli sucking, shots to the face press release. See you in the ring assuming that you don't tuck your tail between your legs and run for the hills. Given you incestuous family heritage you actually having a tail isn't much of a stretch.

Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
20 Feb 7:42 PM

Vinny,

So vile and crotchety in your old age. Maybe, if we’re lucky, admin will live stream the fight to your nursing home so all your pals can bid you farewell as you leave your celestial body. Given your demeanor, I’m sure more than a few will be happy to see you go.

Vinny "Knuckles" Bertolli has issued a press release!
20 Feb 7:41 PM

I understand why you stopped at 4 since that is high as your uneducated ass can count. Glad to see that you are smart enough to realize how this fight will end for you. Maybe you should bring your local snake charmer in case you need your last rights administered.

Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
20 Feb 7:41 PM

Vinny,

I appreciate you explaining all of your references, but I really must explain that, although I am backwoods, front-porch sittin', banjo pluckin', golf ball suckin', lightly educated hick, I possess more brain cells than either of us could count. You on the other hand, seem to have about 4 left by my estimation. Unfortunately for me, this will likely serve to your benefit in the fight.

Make sure you take your meds tonight. Want you rested and ready for primetime. Ta Ta.

Vinny "Knuckles" Bertolli has issued a press release!
19 Feb 11:29 PM

Word of advice for you No Talent, make sure you bring a good cut man or red tipped cane with you so you can find your way out of the ring and back to the trailer park after the fight. Since you probably didn't get the red tipped cane reference that is what blind people use to find their way around.

Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
19 Feb 11:28 PM

Vinny,

I appreciate you explaining all of your references, but I really must explain that, although I am backwoods, front-porch sittin', banjo pluckin', golf ball suckin', lightly educated hick, I possess more brain cells than either of us could count. You on the other hand, seem to have about 4 left by my estimation. Unfortunately for me, this will likely serve to your benefit in the fight.

Make sure you take your meds tonight. Want you rested and ready for primetime. Ta Ta.

Vinny "Knuckles" Bertolli has issued a press release!
19 Feb 11:28 PM

I understand why you stopped at 4 since that is high as your uneducated ass can count. Glad to see that you are smart enough to realize how this fight will end for you. Maybe you should bring your local snake charmer in case you need your last rights administered.

Cletus "Trailer Park Talent Show" Campbell has issued a press release!
19 Feb 11:27 PM

Vinny,

So vile and crotchety in your old age. Maybe, if we’re lucky, admin will live stream the fight to your nursing home so all your pals can bid you farewell as you leave your celestial body. Given your demeanor, I’m sure more than a few will be happy to see you go.

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