Press Releases
So you're going to own my face? What does that even mean? Do you find me pretty? Are you hitting on me? I think I need to get a restraining order on you but the reality of the matter is that I'm going to take your head off that fat ass of yours!
Big Boys Fat Master II,
Come the 22nd, I will "own" your face, your body, and the very canvas your limp ass flops upon. If you have a sponsor, have them print their logo on the bottom of your shoes.
Because that's the one place everyone will be able to read by round 7.
I"m AL LEE. And You,.... are not ME!
Ghost of Karelin,
This is a regional title bout. So would you mind being sure the belt is properly bubble wrapped before you ship it to me after the whuppin'?
Thanks. ;)
Fanklin Roosevelt,
I see you have had your ass kicked 3 times since your one World Title shot.
I'm number four.
I'm 5'11" and TR's Human Growth Hormone is 8 frigging feet tall!
Wel,l he ain't growin' no taller. Come the 22nd, It's,.......TIMBER!!!!
Bamburgh... :)
As to last weeks fight with Big Boys Fatso II, I elude to Robert Deniro in Raging Bull:
"You Never Knocked Me Down Fatso! Because nobody has knocked me down.
I'm still 13-1-0 (12/0).
And I'm still AL LEE...And You're NOT. You're Just a towering Grunt Monkey.
That's the weirdest Happy Father's Day wish I have ever gotten. But Ill take it, son.
OK Crushed Boner,,My mom fixed you breakest because she felt sorry for you after she was
in Bed.....to change your Diaper! Stinky, Stinky!
Can you repeat that Colour? I wasn't listening because your mom was cooking me breakfast. In bed.
Priest - Ever hear that the 4th works like a charm? Well I'm going to start the new phrase!
CB and Colour - You guys disgust me, I hope to see you guys soon to end your perversion :)
Listen Incompetent Blowme! The only Color you WILL be
seeing is Red When your face is Busted open.
Prepare for your World to be Coloured WHITE all over your FACE!