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Rrrrrrrooof, roooooof, rrrrr-rrrrr, grrrr!!!
Goodbye, DJ Turner. And Goodbye, Big Dawg Boxing. I'm off to Shady Acres.
Luchini, you dished out some punishment. But, I dished out the defeat. Good tussle. Bring it back, my friend. And I shall defeat you again!
Hurricane Carter, I have not seen luck like that in the boxing game in a LONG time. You were damn near collapsed, then you catch me with an elbow on the inside during a clinch. My eye swells shut, and instead of going to the cards, the ref just gives you the fight. You were dominated, my man. DESTROYED, in fact. I hope we meet again. I will make it even more painful!
What happed Bloodchief?? It appears that instead of wearing your trunks, your manager had you wear his girlfriend's panties into the ring. I thought we would slug it out, but I will take the victory. Either way, we both know that your manager is my manager's little lady!
You should be very proud of yourself, Buddy Rogers. Yes, you made quick work of my tournament fighter, 60 Minute Maniac. There are many, many Terminators out there, however. Many, are just as crappy as Maniac. Others .... well, they are at least of average talent. I welcome your loose-lipped manager back to the game. He has been missed. And, now he will be defeated frequently!
Eggs. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. You are coming for MY belt? You've padded your record in the toughman division. Come on and fight a champ, my delectable breakfast food. Punk, I'm gonna scramble you. Then, add a little cheese and jabanero sauce. Hmmm, tasty. And, I will wear my belt to the dinner table.
My gym finally gets a fight against the Great Luchini. So many bragging rights on the line for me - and my gym. You are lucky, Luchini. I am just a scab, recruited fighter. If you win, it is expected. If you lose, you are a disgrace to your region. I hope you have enlisted the help of the Amazing Cheez Curd. Only he could help you defeat a talented slapper such as myself!
Mee-OUCH!
Ben Wade gave me some unwanted nap time in round nine. And unfortunately it was over ten seconds. ;(
Coroner's Continental Crusader,
Sorry I didn't say goodnight. But it was round six and you were asleep on the canvas.
I doubt you recall it anyway. :O
Chauncey Billups, the "Big Shot" never came. I never expected it. But,.. the decision was well done. Hat's off to Ya.
You SOB! ;)
Well, well, well....60 minute maniac laying there on the canvas, a beaten man. Terminator Ty, you need to get another boy to fight the "NATURE BOY!!!"
Zero to sixty, be prepared for the big shot from Mr. Big Shot!
My final fight will come Saturday night. I will cement my legacy of mediocrity by drilling an opponent on the undercard of an otherwise meaningless pay-per-view for the great promoter, Terminator Ty. It is only with Ty's guided hand that I have fought 60+ career fights, yet accomplished so very little.
Aw Shucks, t'wern't nothin....Next fight will be harder, but Im ready!
Aw Shucks, t'wern't nothin....Next fight will be harder, but Im ready!
You can punch "Bribe For The Ferryman". I feared that. But a draw and a decision leans my way now. That's 75% for me, 25% for you. Did what I needed to do is all.
I win. You lose. I rest. We're done.
Drawing with TR's Chaucey Billups doesn't cut it. No points, no nothing. Gotta change that in my favor for the rematch Feb 2. Get ready Chauncey.
I hate Numma The Daredevil. He's painful to fight. All I wanted was to change my zero rating to a 1. Then he had to come alone. May fleas infest your armpits Coroner. ;(
One helluva tough test in front of me tonight. I got a sweet, SPOTLESS, 5-0-0 record, and a nice shiny red belt. BUT in the U.S. Midwest, that don't count for much. Bring it on, Jeff Holmes. This should be a good one.
After starting my career a pitiful 2-11-1, I wondered why my management refuse to cut me. He said over and over that I had the talent to go far, and now I'm fighting for the world championship. The okie who only won 2 of his first 14 fights and now I'm fighting for the belt. What a spectacular change of a career path!
Your Jokers crack me up!
OH! So doing the refs wife and girlfriend didn't work either eh Nature Boy? But at least you made it to the 12th. My mistake was doing the ref. I got counted out in the 7th.
Gonna rethink that one. ;)
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