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11:41 PM

09

May

King Aerys II Targaryen has issued a press release!

Sitting here on the eve of battle the great bear awakens from slumber. Armies are gathering outside the gates of King’s Landing. I say lay down you arms against the one true king Aerys Targaryen and join me in my quest for the throne. I offer all that join me full command of my mighty armies in your attacks. Whoever your armies attack mine will join in the attack. If multiple king’s pledge allegiance then the command will alternate in the order you join. Like fingers in a hand we will join together and form an iron fist. We will not attack each other until we vanquish our enemies.

7:06 PM

05

May

Ual has changed his gym name to The Monster from Within

Ual has changed his gym name to The Monster from Within

2:06 AM

03

May

Claw my way up has issued a press release!

HA HA HA!! Behold the Mighty ZWIP!!....I am going to sit
and wait for you to TRY and win your title bot (I doubt you win).

I you win (which means you bribed the judges enough)...you
will feel the wrath of the REAL ZWIP and one of his fighters...

HA HA HA!

12:47 AM

03

May

Behold the Mighty ZWIP!! has issued a press release!

Behold! I have been vindicated by the power of being the real, authentic ZWIP! That other guy who manages a gym full of fighters who only manage pathetic wins by bribing the judges is totally fake! I am the real ZWIP! Now all you punny mortals bow down before me...

2:19 AM

27

Apr

Rupert "His Lordship" Berkenshire has issued a press release!

Who said anything about eating? I beat all like a teenager watching his first porn flick....with one hand tied behind my back...

2:08 AM

24

Apr

Winter Is Coming has issued a press release!

Spawned from the fields of giants and dwarves, and the blistering flames of mechanized war, comes a new Botton Banner challenge! Game of Thrones! In this epic battle for a Botton Banner you will march divisions of armies across the lands to lay waste to your opposing foe, while trying to out live your adversaries behind a fragile castle of stone!

For further details, see Salvageyard's Lot in the Blog section and announce your entry into the "Game of Thrones Contest Begins" thread within the forum section! The Iron Throne awaits you!

4:37 PM

23

Apr

Private Stumpy has issued a press release!

...all I heard was that Rubert likes to eat my privates... :P

12:26 AM

23

Apr

Rupert "His Lordship" Berkenshire has issued a press release!

My gloves are only loaded with the calluses I built up punching various Privates in the head. If you don't like their weight blame the guy who kept throwing them at me....and those were not extension cords mate...those were your intestines but you were too punch drunk to notice the difference...

12:20 AM

23

Apr

Merrimack River has issued a press release!

Rubert's corner put something in his glove the fourth round! I think it was a jack hammer! I just started running, Jenny... but kept tripping over the extension cord hanging out the back of Rubert's glove!

3:57 PM

15

Apr

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